The calendar pages may have turned to November but, like the cats and witches aboard my subway this morning, now looking more “disheveled” than “sexy,” some vestiges of Halloween remain. So, forgive us please, if we bring you one more terrifying tale of horror and ghost sex. In Ohio, a family claims to have a haunting problem in their house. As of yet, all the ghosts have been “nice” although two of them have apparently taken it upon themselves to begin making sweet spook love in the family’s living room.

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From Ohio’s WJW-TV:

“According to Dianne Carlisle, there is some afterlife hanky-panky going on inside her Euclid home. ‘It look like, like ghosts having sex in my living room! They are having sex, you can see the lady’s high heeled shoes!’Dianne swears it’s true and she has pictures of the dirty deed, if you believe. The photos were snapped by her granddaughter, Kimora, 4, while she was playing with Dianne’s cell phone in

the living room. According to Dianne, an apparition is visible showing some ghostly relations.’I never seen anything like this,” said Dianne. “I mean, ghosts still have feelings? [They’re] having sex?'”

Carlisle brings up a good point. One of my main problems with supernatural lore featuring ghosts is that I find the whole thing so depressing. I can’t think of anything more awful than the idea that, after you die, you have to spend the rest of eternity sitting in an attic somewhere creaking floorboards to scare children at a sleep over. How boring! However, if you the afterlife actually entails getting down in strange Ohio houses? That’s an existence I can support. Although I would like to get some information on ghost sex safety first. Planned Parenthood? A little help?

Really though, this just seems like the perfect house to set the pilot episode of my proposed ghost chasing show starring Bob Beckel and Andrea Tantaros! Someone at Fox really needs to get on that.

Watch the clip from WJW-TV below:

(h/t Reddit)

Tags: ghosts, This Exists