Internet Famous, Cipriani Wall Street.
 Oddly, no Foursquare super-swarm.
 I, personally, liked BJ Novak.
 Great show, free-flowing Bellinis.
 Jimmy Fallon: Super-nice dude.
 Amy Poehler hugged me. Jealous?
 Isabella Rossellini: Sexiest Gulf message!
 Roger Ebert: We love you.
 No, really, we LOVE you.
 Standing O, so well deserved. 
 
 OK Go were ok great.
 Auto-tune sang in harmony.
 P.S. 22 also sang – adorable, inspirational.
 Chicken or fish? Have both!
 Bonus! There were also muppets.
 Eclectic Method mashed it up.
 Vint Cerf: Cool name, made Internet.
 Lisa Kudrow thanked some peeps.
 Amy Poehler: Super-duper pregs!
 Will Arnett is Canadian, yo.
 Jason Bateman, better with age.
 (I
 
 Arianna turned heads walking by.
 So did Pete Cashmore. Rawr.
 Gilbert Gottfried – Iago the Parrot!!!
 Chatroulette dude was young, sweet.
 Ben Folds was hilarious, talented.
 Pretty damn impressive lineup, Webbys.
 Later on, bros iced bros.
 Photobooth line at afterparty: Nuts.
 I left. Party raged on. 
Some great 5-word speeches:
Roger Ebert (didn’t need 5): “Veni, vidi, vici!”
Amy Poehler: “Me, you, P.S.22 — Dance Party.”
Jake from College Humor: “Holy fucking shit — BUZZ ALDRIN!”
Buzz Aldrin: “Humanity. Colonization. Phobos. Monolith. Mars!”
Auto-Tune the News (sung): “Everything sounds better Auto-Tuned!”
Biz Stone: “Every character counts. Thank you.”
Isabella Rossellini: “I say: Plug the hole!”
T: The New York Times Style Magazine: “The Grey Lady wears Prada.”
All About Birds: “Save the Gulf Coast birds.”
NewYorker.com: “Wanna read it all? Subscribe!”
Here is a photo gallery:
Videos of a few speeches:
 More speeches here. More videos
All photos by Rachel Sklar, except for screengrabs of people getting Webbys, from the Webby YouTube page. Writing this felt like haiku.