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Funny Or Die Dug Up A Herman Cain Sexual Harassment PSA From 1986

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In 1986, Herman Cain — a little-known business man-turned-politician — starred in a Godfather’s Pizza training video about sexual harassment in the workplace. We know a lot of you probably don’t know too much about the guy (from what we gather from the internet, though, he seems to be a hit with the ovary’d among us), so here’s a chance to get to know some more about him while also learning how not to touch your female co-worker’s breasts.

RELATED: New Herman Cain ‘Women For Cain’ Site Headlined By Stock Photo Of Female Fans

The video stars SNL alum Tim Meadows (The Ladies Man), with a scene-stealing turn by an 8-inch stick of pepperoni.

So watch, learn and love. And remember: Just say NEIN NEIN NEIN to sexual harassment.

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  • Anonymous

    LMAO!!! “julie touch my d%$#”  FUNNY!!

  • Henry Wood

    She ain’t getting harassed.  She’s just poopin.

  • Anonymous

    lol…….”Julie touch mah D!&K”

    lmao

  • Anonymous

    How did they ever find that vintage video?  Herb is so funny!

  • Anonymous

    Well he had the training, where did he go wrong?

  • Anonymous

    Too close. Oops too close. Too close..too close..too close.  Herb sure does love getting too close to “friends” and employees.

  • http://profiles.google.com/ron.de.weijze Ron C. de Weijze

    What if this was made yesterday and called “from 1986″? 

  • Anonymous

    Thank you so much, teabaggers.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Williams/100000431800956 Mark Williams

    that 8 inch sausage seemed a little small to me…

  • Anonymous

    We will be hearing from the hospital on Monday, that Cain has dropped out of the race.

  • Anonymous

    For this website, I will choose die. Hey they asked.

  • Anonymous

    Bwahahahaha

  • Rex derWunderGott

    Hey man – didn’t say 8 inches LONG – said 8 inches … DEEP.

  • Rex derWunderGott

    or WIDE.

    I mean – didja dig that circumference, man? 

    Cuz I know that you did.

  • david r

    Hysterical!

  • Anonymous

    That was way better than I was expecting.  Thank you for that.

  • http://twitter.com/maynardbrainard Jeremy Brainard

    …that his wife doesn’t know about.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_45S32GWGDRUJIL6E2U4HOZW4BM Bob

    Funny stuff – No one plays cordial and sleazy like Tim Meadows. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeffrey-Edelman/1051570527 Jeffrey Edelman

    The homage to the Cain singing at the end!  Lord have mercy, peeing in my pants….

  • Anonymous

     I don’t know when Cain will announce he is no longer running for President but I am sure it will be from a hospital bed.

  • Anonymous

    I can already hear Cain saying he spoke to his wife and he will no longer be running for president. It will be kind a funny watching Cain making the announcement with a swollen eye and standing there on crutches.

  • Anonymous

    The use of the pepperoni stick was funny, but just WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!!

  • Anonymous

    That was hilarious. 

  • Anonymous

    Well, duhhh.  Do you think, maybe?

    Welcome to the internets.

  • http://profiles.google.com/derekj72 Derek Jensen

    William H Macy comes close

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  • Ricci Dats Me

    Outstanding! I thought the only footage we had ogHerman from the old days was him dancing!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs7fJ6jAOVU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

  • Ricci Dats Me

    On YouTube? Who knows. There are a few old videos out there. My favorite is his dancing video.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs7fJ6jAOVU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

  • Ricci Dats Me

    I don’t know. You one f those people who spends time in the land of “what if” for some Thor of inner comfort to hide from the reality of today? What if Herman Cain was really a 70s sitcom icon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs7fJ6jAOVU&feature=youtube_gdata_player that’s a what if!!!

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