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This Happened: Watch Shark Jump Over Surfer

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What’s your worst fear, boo boos? If your reply is something like “performing any sort of physical activity, also the ocean, also sharks,” you can come sit by me and scream while we watch the following video together. Make a “jumping the shark” joke at your own risk.

It’s pretty simple: Some people are surfing, for some reason. And then a shark, perhaps driven wild by the fact that these surfers are wearing “Someday,” the new fragrance by Justin Bieber, proceeds to JUMP OVER ONE OF THE SURFERS. That is so gross, you guys. Ew, imagine getting touched by a shark! Ew, what if it touches your face? Ew, ew!

I can’t deal. Watch, if you must:

h/t Breitbart.tv

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  • Darklady

    Sometimes you jump the shark. Sometimes the shark jumps you.

  • Greg

    Sick… Would love to see that up close… The following clip did invoke “Alex Alverezian” type sentiment within me though.

    http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2011/06/03/lunchtime-quickie-woman-pets-great-white-shark

  • Alex Alvarez

    Greg said:
    Sick… Would love to see that up close… The following clip did invoke “Alex Alverezian” type sentiment within me though.

    http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2011/06/03/lunchtime-quickie-woman-pets-great-white-shark

    :D / D:

  • GreyGoose

    that looks like a dolphin to me

  • rubberneck

    GreyGoose said:
    that looks like a dolphin to me

    Me 2…that’s no shark.

  • lazzzlo

    WooHoo! NSB, shark bite capital of the world! We haven’t had that many this year…yet.

    By the way, that is a really cool camera with excellent resolution…GoPRo HD Surf Hero

  • LOGICandREASON

    The Cow jumped over the moon,
    The little Dog laughed to see such a sport,
    And the Dish ran away with the Spoon

  • JJ Vachon

    You sure that wasn’t a dolphin? Sharks aren’t known for being playful!

  • GreyGoose

    That’s got to be Flipper. Dolphins are known to play around in waves and twist around in the air in mid-jump.

    Looks like Mediaite has been played a fool on this one.

  • emancipate yourself from mental slavery

    uh….guys….they’re called Spinner Dolphins.

  • Paleoconservatarian

    We see you trying to get commentators to the Bieber story, Alex.

  • TfT

    Obama apologized today; I wonder what for? It’s a good thing I don’t get my news frommediatie, otehrwise I would be uninformed…..but unlike Jon Stewart, I get my facts from Fox so I know why the President apologized. he needed to, and good for him for doing so, but feh on the media fornot informing the public why it was that hehimself had to apologize….and it wasn’t becuse he was tired, it is because he is stupid.

    Imagine, if hehimself were a republican, there would be screaming healines here, but alas, he is the one, the democfrat, the cult leader, so mediaite along with their leftleaning brethern, spike the story.

    Interesting…..once again, another demonstration of the media shirking it’s responsibilities in order to propagandize for and stand in for hehimself the idiot in chief.

    So funny mediaite; even the European papers are reporting his error because it is just that grotesque, but you folks here and your sisters at abccbsnbccnnmsnbcnytimesetc ignore it; spike it and make fools of yourselves in doing so.

  • purveyor

    Darklady said:
    Sometimes you jump the shark. Sometimes the shark jumps you.

    Very clever, well done!

  • GuessWhoSuka

    Greg said:
    Sick… Would love to see that up close… The following clip did invoke “Alex Alverezian” type sentiment within me though.

    http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2011/06/03/lunchtime-quickie-woman-pets-great-white-shark

    dude…that clip is sick….wow..

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bruce-Kennedy/1439463341 Bruce

    Greg said:
    Sick… Would love to see that up close… The following clip did invoke “Alex Alverezian” type sentiment within me though.

    http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2011/06/03/lunchtime-quickie-woman-pets-great-white-shark

    Ask Roy, of Sigfried and Roy, about being one with their animals. How they had been working with their cats for over twenty years, when one of the cats decided to have Roy for lunch.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bruce-Kennedy/1439463341 Bruce

    emancipate yourself from mental slavery said:
    uh….guys….they’re called Spinner Dolphins.

    Thank you, Jaques Cousteau.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bruce-Kennedy/1439463341 Bruce

    TfT said:
    Obama apologized today; I wonder what for? It’s a good thing I don’t get my news frommediatie, otehrwise I would be uninformed…..but unlike Jon Stewart, I get my facts from Fox so I know why the President apologized. he needed to, and good for him for doing so, but feh on the media fornot informing the public why it was that hehimself had to apologize….and it wasn’t becuse he was tired, it is because he is stupid.

    Imagine, if hehimself were a republican, there would be screaming healines here, but alas, he is the one, the democfrat, the cult leader, so mediaite along with their leftleaning brethern, spike the story.

    Interesting…..once again, another demonstration of the media shirking it’s responsibilities in order to propagandize for and stand in for hehimself the idiot in chief.

    So funny mediaite; even the European papers are reporting his error because it is just that grotesque, but you folks here and your sisters at abccbsnbccnnmsnbcnytimesetc ignore it; spike it and make fools of yourselves in doing so.

    Sounds like another case of Fox News misinforming their viewers, once again.

  • Spike1

    Sharks jumping out of the water is not that all uncommon. Spinner sharks follow migrating schools of mullet every fall on their way south and I have seen them jump frequently. Mako and Great White sharks also jump often, especially Mako’s, they have been known into boats.

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  • Nature Freak

    TfT said:
    Obama apologized today; I wonder what for? It’s a good thing I don’t get my news frommediatie, otehrwise I would be uninformed…..but unlike Jon Stewart, I get my facts from Fox so I know why the President apologized. he needed to, and good for him for doing so, but feh on the media fornot informing the public why it was that hehimself had to apologize….and it wasn’t becuse he was tired, it is because he is stupid.

    What do Spinner Sharks have to do with Obama?

    I thought I was bad in being off topic.

  • Nature Freak

    TfT said:
    Obama apologized today; I wonder what for? It’s a good thing I don’t get my news frommediatie, otehrwise I would be uninformed…..but unlike Jon Stewart, I get my facts from Fox so I know why the President apologized. he needed to, and good for him for doing so, but feh on the media fornot informing the public why it was that hehimself had to apologize….and it wasn’t becuse he was tired, it is because he is stupid.

    Imagine, if hehimself were a republican, there would be screaming healines here, but alas, he is the one, the democfrat, the cult leader, so mediaite along with their leftleaning brethern, spike the story.

    Interesting…..once again, another demonstration of the media shirking it’s responsibilities in order to propagandize for and stand in for hehimself the idiot in chief.

    So funny mediaite; even the European papers are reporting his error because it is just that grotesque, but you folks here and your sisters at abccbsnbccnnmsnbcnytimesetc ignore it; spike it and make fools of yourselves in doing so.

    Lets try this again:

    What do Spinner Sharks have to do with Obama?

    I thought I was bad in being off topic.

  • Greg

    Bruce said:
    Sounds like another case of Fox News misinforming their viewers, once again.

    Yes, nature’s grace always comes with narrow limits (still abnomarmaly influenced by “Tree of Life”).

  • Greg

    *abnormally*… Blaming the iPad.

  • http://none pyrope

    rubberneck said:
    Me 2…that’s no shark.

    GreyGoose said:
    that looks like a dolphin to me

    I think it’s a pterodactyl…maybe a sea robin…aw, hell, it’s an octopus.

  • Greg

    pyrope said:
    I think it’s a pterodactyl…maybe a sea robin…aw, hell, it’s an octopus.

    And they whirl and they twirl and they dangle…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBYV_7a0FQs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

  • Spike1

    The topic is about sharks and surfers, how did politics get involved ?

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    After further review it’s actually Fonzie on a motorcycle.

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