Hey, What Has Lorena Bobbit Been Up To? CNN Offers Up A Snippet

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by Alex Alvarez | 2:17 pm, December 28th, 2010

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Lorena Bobbitt – now Lorena Gallo – appeared on CNN‘s “Where Are Thy Now?” this morning to give viewers a rather oddly-timed update about what she’s been up to lately (nothing, after all, says “Happy Holidays” quite like a Bobbitt interview). Gallo, you may recall, was ushered into the annals of weird news history in 1993 when she severed her allegedly abusive husband’s penis, then threw it out a car window.

Every once in a while, Gallo pops up on TV to discuss what it’s like being famous for cutting the pricks out of one’s life, so to speak. This likely provided some interesting conversation for parents of small children watching CNN while stranded at the airport. In any case, it’s probably a welcome change from the ongoing reports of “Snow: We Haz It” that have been dominating the news this week.

This time around, Gallo filled viewers in on her charity project: Lorena’s Red Wagon, a non-profit that raises money and awareness for domestic violence charities. Is it unfair, then, to keep churning out puns at Gallo’s expense? Yes. Does that mean we’ll cut it out? Of course not.

Watch the “clip” from CNN below:

Lorena Bobbitt, Lorena Gallo, Lorena's Red Wagon, No News Is Good News

hanniballa

A snippet? Damn that hurts me just thinking about it.
lazzzlo

Dude, I just cringe whenever i hear her name.
Dem4Ever

She gives a whole new meaning to the term, “Chicks with Dicks”.
Big Eddie

Tried to watch the clip , but had to cut it off .

If she got remarried , that would be the world’s bravest ( or dumbest ) guy .
OxyCon

Had to go there, eh Alex, and make every man feel a little psychotic pain…
Dave Richards

Ouch!!
Just4thefax

Fact: Great litmus test for dating women. If the women you have started dating knows the name Lorena Bobbitt take your red wagon and run! Next; Liberals complain that water boarding is touchier put Lorena Bobbit in the room with the terrorist and tell them who she is and watch them squeal!
Probably NOT wrong

They would probably pick her over being in a room
with TRRK!
Pokerdude777

I would have much preferred to see the interview with the new husband….. my first question would be…”Have you lost your fucking mind or did you just get off the boat with no previous knowledge of who she was?”
lazzzlo

Big Eddie said:
Tried to watch the clip , but had to cut it off . .

You do have yer moments!
Quite the Pundint

“appeared on CNN’s ‘Where Are Thy Now?’”

Clearly a typo; should be “Where ART Thy Now”. Get it together.
Apostate

A slice of the surreal that CNN shouldn’t have revisited,that’s for sure….