This Exists: Pregnant Or Ham Sandwich?
Here’s a fun game to play if you’re bored and/or tired of women all eating lunch or whatever: Pregnant, or ham sandwich? This delightful little game is brought to you courtesy of FoxNews.com, and features such celebrated women as Jennifer Garner (shown here), Uma Thurman, Mariah Carey and Pink.
Now, I don’t have to tell you why it’s one thing to wonder “Dag. Is she pregnant? She’s too small to know for sure. Should I offer my seat? She might get offended. What if she just had, like. A breakfast burrito just now? That’s possible. Oh man. I could really go for a breakfast burrito right now.” and quite another to create a game based on the premise that a paunch on a woman is pretty much only acceptable if she’s with child. Otherwise: Oink, amirightyouguys?
The correct answer to “pregnant or ham sandwich,” by the way, is “I ate the last person who asked that.” In the form of a breakfast burrito, naturally.
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