The Dork Knight: NY Post Publishes Portion Of Rep. Weiner’s Sexting Transcripts

by Alex Alvarez | 10:11 am, June 7th, 2011

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Setting aside all the ethical implications of his various online interactions with women, it’s becoming increasingly clear that Rep. Anthony Weiner could use some tips on flirting. The New York Post, in addition to giving us some of the finest, practically Chaucerian Weiner-related headlines in existence, is also sharing portions of Weiner’s online interaction with blackjack dealer and former Democratic worker Lisa Weiss. Weiss admits that it was she who initially contacted the Congressman through Facebook, writing to him that “I am trying to find the wonderful anthony weiner who i fell in love with for yelling at those damn repubs the other day! you must friend me!”

Weiner evidently told Weiss that he was a “caped crusader… looking for my sidekick.” And, as we well know, with great power comes a a great tendency to chafe. “”[I'm] dying of boredom over here,” he told her. “Plus my tights really itch, I need a distraction.” Wiener also admitted to enjoying Weiss’ Facebook photos. To completion. Here is a romantic exchange from March 16th:

WEINER: ridiculous bulge in my shorts now. wanna see?

WEISS: Yea! can u send a pic? I want to sit on your c- -k so bad right now.

WEINER: jeez, im rushing. let me take a quick pic

WEISS: awesome . . . how do I get it? right on here?

WEISS: how r u gonna go to work with a raging hard on?

WEINER: it wont go away. and now im taking pics of it, making me harder still

WEISS: so hot! u are making me wet again.

WEINER: jeez, i have to go. ill hit you later

WEINER: off to the shower. this thing is bobbing up and down

WEISS: aahhh . . . wish I was in the shower with you to help

WEINER: you give good head?

WEISS: Ive been told really good . . . and i love doing it

WEINER: wow a jewish girl who sucks [bleep]. this thing is ready to do damage

Weiss told gossip site RadarOnline that, contrary to statements made by Weiner during his Monday afternoon press conference, most of their exchanges took place during work hours… and using office equipment. Pun unintended:

I gave him my number, and he called me from his office, and we proceeded to talk dirty for at least 30 minutes. A few days later, I tried to call him back on that number. But the number wouldn’t connect to his office; instead, there was a recorded message that it was an outgoing U.S. Congress line only.

Weiss says she discovered Weiner, who was married at the time of their interaction, was “a bad man” and “a liar” when he stopped responding to her messages after the Twitter scandal first broke.

h/t NY Post

Son of Sevenless

You mean you are publishing ‘Portion Of Rep. Weiner’s Sexting’ , while using thee NYPost as a bait.
Just my Opinion

They are going to keep coming out of the woodwork
ala Tiger Woods!
Weiner has his weiner in a vise and it is getting tighter and tighter.
Let him squirm!
10 Days…………..max
Just4thefax

Fact: Weiner should be the RRK on this site. He is miles above anything Palin could say or do in the future. Hahahahahahahaha…………
rubberneck

Why would any decent person want to share this? Ms. Weiss, your friends will never look at you the same way.
Dem4Ever

As I originally predicted almost 2 Weeks ago when this story first broke…Weiner will be divorced and out of a job by this time next year.
puck30

rubberneck said:
blackjack dealer

She’s a blackjack dealer if anything her table is going to get very busy.
Harry Flashman

i dunno….I detest this guy, his politics, his smug and arrogant attitude, but part of me is actually feeling sorry for this fool.

I know, I know – he’s a another politician sleaze who cheats on his wife (and, yeah, tweeting porn stars and talking nasty to other women is cheating, just a different type) but now he’s getting the “kick him while he’s down” treatment. The public hunmiliation, not to mention the private grief this is causing his family, has to be extreme.

On the other hand, he did this all by himself. Like I said, part of me sort of feels for the guy – or his family and friends, at l;east – and part of me says let the chips fall where they may. Either way I’m not shouting in joy over this.

But he’s still a creep.
justanotherconservative

he needs to resign now after all of this. pretty disgusting stuff.
justanotherconservative

Harry Flashman said:

i dunno….I detest this guy, his politics, his smug and arrogant attitude, but part of me is actually feeling sorry for this fool.

oh god please. feeling sorry for him? not this arrogant, smug a**hole.
Emma

He’s an adolescent male, nothing more. Weiner shouldn’t be in a position of trust and power. This is beyond the pale.
Harry Flashman

“oh god please. feeling sorry for him? not this arrogant, smug a**hole”

Yeah, sort of. The type of public humiliation he and his family wil go through over this is the modern day equivalent of being put in stocks with a sign around your neck in the public square.

And you’re right. He’s a jerk. And I despise him. But being a jerk doesn’t make him evil, so part of me – the adult human part – fells a bit of pity for him.

I still despise him, though. The two things are NOT mutaully exclusive.
http://www.swissarmyjew.com Keeva

He should resign, if for jo other reason than the lies and cover up render him without any credibility.

I agree with Harry about feeling a little sorry for him. It is now a full force feeding frenzy and it will only get worse.

That said we should also maintain the perspective that what we have thus far is a “sex” scandal without any actual sex. The reason Weiner needs to go is the lying.
Liberal Tormentor

Top 5 “vast Right-wing conspiracy theories” regarding Pee Pee gate:

Conspiracy Theories Revisited

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/268984/conspiracy-theories-revisited

We await your apology, Liberals. I haven’t been paying attention, have TC and Colby apolgized for theirs yet?
Liberal Tormentor

Harry,
He’s getting kicked when he’s down because he lied through his teeth and tried to place blame on innocent people. If he’d come clean at the beginning, he’d be alot better off now.
dhg

Laugh of the day.when I first saw the grainy pic I thought it was Debbie Wasserman-Shultz.

Then I realized this woman had made wood and DWS’s days of making wood are long gone.
labman57

We used to say “keep it in your pants”. Now we have to broaden the scope of the advise to include: “keep it in your cloud”.
Colorado_Conservative

“contrary to statements made by Weiner during his Monday afternoon press conference, most of their exchanges took place during work hours” —AA

Turns out Weiner was lying while apologizing about lying…what a complete disgrace.
Pablo

Harry Flashman said:
i dunno….I detest this guy, his politics, his smug and arrogant attitude, but part of me is actually feeling sorry for this fool.

I know, I know – he’s a another politician sleaze who cheats on his wife (and, yeah, tweeting porn stars and talking nasty to other women is cheating, just a different type) but now he’s getting the “kick him while he’s down” treatment. The public hunmiliation, not to mention the private grief this is causing his family, has to be extreme.

On the other hand, he did this all by himself. Like I said, part of me sort of feels for the guy – or his family and friends, at l;east – and part of me says let the chips fall where they may. Either way I’m not shouting in joy over this.

But he’s still a creep.

It’s kinda like watching a guy get kicked in the nuts. Sure, you’re going to laugh, but first you get that sick feeling in your jewels just knowing how that must feel.
Calvin

Weiss says she discovered Weiner, who was married at the time of their interaction, was “a bad man” and “a liar” when he stopped responding to her messages after the Twitter scandal first broke.

You think she would know that already since Weiner was a married man having a phone sex affair.
Harry Flashman

Liberal Tormenter said:

“He’s getting kicked when he’s down because he lied through his teeth and tried to place blame on innocent people.”

Yep. The lying part I’m not so sympathetic with. ANY politician who deliberately, bltantly and for their own ends lies to the American people while in office needs to be shown the door.

And Pablo:

“It’s kinda like watching a guy get kicked in the nuts. Sure, you’re going to laugh, but first you get that sick feeling in your jewels just knowing how that must feel.”

Heh. Exactly. Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Just my Opinion

dhg said:
Laugh of the day.when I first saw the grainy pic I thought it was Debbie Wasserman-Shultz.

Then I realized this woman had made wood and DWS’s days of making wood are long gone.

No, I would never have come close to guessing she was
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. Like you, I don’t think I want to be anywhere
near the person that could get wood over DWS!!
Can you imagine? Whoa!!!

After reading Lisa Weiss’ comments above, I don’t think I would want
to knowingly be within 200 yards of her unless I was wearing a full body,
(including face shield), Bio Hazard Suit!
Sound like a real classy gal, huh??
catfishjuggling

This guy is a creep and should resign. Moving away from the politics, it just makes you wonder about the mind of someone who would attack so hard and yet have his own secrets. Forgetting how it is just so easy on this site to simply says, “Typical Lib” and move on, think about what this guy is up to.

Everyone knows that when you put yourself out there, there is a permanent other side who’ll want to take you down. Regardless of whether you are left or right. So this guy runs at every Republican and at Glenn Beck while at the same time doing this crap? It’s just sad. Of course he got outed. It just reminds me of every prominent Republican who made hay over the moral side of the Clinton issue while he was himself doing bad things (i.e., Bob Livingston, Newt Gingrich).

For the record, I think Clinton should have been impeached for the violation of law. I think the Republican blew that one, so do not flame me for this.

It does show you that some people get blinded by their own star and fail to see their own weak spots.
catfishjuggling

Pablo said:
It’s kinda like watching a guy get kicked in the nuts. Sure, you’re going to laugh, but first you get that sick feeling in your jewels just knowing how that must feel.

That really is quite brilliantly said.
Just4thefax

Fact: Welcome FreeRepublic viewers to Mediaite.
david r

The latest liberal meme: Weiner was done in by a Succubus.
Azarkhan

Ms. Weiss sounds like a natural for a Slut Walk.
Dem4Ever

I hope his Left cohorts (you know…the ones that are feasting on his carcase) have put Weiner on suicide watch. I don’t want him to kill himself and get of the hook that easy. He has more apologies to make and a resignation letter to write first.
OxyCon

Didn’t someone ask Weiner about drugs at yesterday’s news conference?
Doesn’t Weiner’s antics, histrionics, lying, and lack of judgement remind you of a cocaine abuser? I’ve known a few, and it sure does to me.
errxn

Jesus. This guy makes Brett Favre look like Leon Phelps.
OxyCon

Oh, and since there’s no Obama thread here at the moment, I’ll just leave this right here:

Obama losing the youth vote ‘because white students don’t think he’s cool anymore’

Obama’s Chief Economist Bails Out After Only 10 Months

Poll Has Romney Beating Obama, 49% to 46%…
juan

Emma said:
He’s an adolescent male, nothing more. Weiner shouldn’t be in a position of trust and power. This is beyond the pale.

He’s a grown man and should RESIGN from Congress, immediately!
Dem4Ever

One can only wonder what Weiss’s father and Rabbi must think of her. She’s got a lot of ‘splanen’ to do.
OxyCon

OxyCon said:
Didn’t someone ask Weiner about drugs at yesterday’s news conference?
Doesn’t Weiner’s antics, histrionics, lying, and lack of judgement remind you of a cocaine abuser? I’ve known a few, and it sure does to me.

Silly me, I forgot all about that insatiable craving for sex (which is why most people do cocaine)!
purveyor

So this explains, at least partly, the status of Human DNA in America. Attractive and intelligent women are copulating with weak, skinny men. Ouch!

How will America defeat the Barbarians?
jeanieq

Why do Democrats always blame the woman? True, she’s no saint, but it’s not all her fault. It’s about time for a Democrat male to take all the blame. Like that’s going to happen.
John Michael

Dem4Ever said:
I hope his Left cohorts (you know…the ones that are feasting on his carcase) have put Weiner on suicide watch. I don’t want him to kill himself and get of the hook that easy. He has more apologies to make and a resignation letter to write first.

A resignation letter to write? Not gonna happen. Us Dems need him more than ever now. Also what ol’ Tony did wasn’t that bad in the scheme of things. Think about it.
Dem4Ever

John Michael said:
A resignation letter to write? Not gonna happen. Us Dems need him more than ever now. Also what ol’ Tony did wasn’t that bad in the scheme of things. Think about it.

Personally, I don’t want him to resign either. He’s doing to the Democratic party in just weeks what the Republicans couldn’t in 5 years.
Dem4Ever

Hmmm…Jewish girls ARE easy!