Gross, no.  No no no no no.  No.

Finally. An actual newsman on NBC.

I will never watch the Today Show again if this pans out. Seacrest is a tool.

I don’t watch most of the sh*t in the mornings, but putting Seacrest on “Today” will (almost!) make the clown show on Fox & Friends seem bearable in comparision!

I had to recheck the title just to make sure I didn’t accidentally surf over to The Onion.

Look, no one actually takes NBC seriously anymore, and what they think of Lauer is even worse, but RYAN SEACREST?  Good GOD, man.

Well, at least Seacrest can probably do his own hair and makeup, so it will be marginally more cost effective for producers.  Maybe that’s what’s driving their decision.

NBC…don’t be idiots! I like the Today show…and this would definitely make me watch George Stephannowhatsyourname on ABC instead.

And in other entertainment news, Questpunk is a Lyin’ Ass Punk:

Questlove was ‘gunning for Bachmann’
After the Roots played Fishbone song “Lyin’ Ass Bitch“ as Michele Bachmann’sintro music on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” last month, Roots drummer Ahmir “Questlove” Thompson issued a statement saying it “was a tongue-in-cheek and spur of the moment decision.”But a new profile of Questlove in Rolling Stone tells a different story. The magazine interviewed the musician prior to the Nov. 21 Bachmann debacle for their Dec. 26 issue.“I’m gunning for Bachmann,” Questlove, a vocal Obama fan, told Rolling Stone. To put a time stamp on the comment, the magazine wrote that during the interview, he was “looking up walk-on songs for next week’s shows.”Continued Questlove, “I want to try and do Fishbone’s ‘Lyin’ Ass Bitch.’ I just don’t know if I’m gonna tell Jimmy.”
http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/1211/Questlove_was_gunning_for_Bachmann.html

moved

You do know they’re replacing Matt Lauer, right? lol

You do know they’re replacing Matt Lauer, right? lol

Can you take a moment to consider that what you care about no one else cares about? Even  at Politico, where you should have posted this, no one gives a big wet f**k about your opinions of Questlove.

Posting comments anonymously and off topic? You’re a frickin’ genius dude.

I guess Lauer leaving the show will be my last Today show episode. That’s fine, I’ll just watch last night’s @CraigFerg:twitter episode instead.

You mad bro?
Mediaite has posted numerous articles on Questpunk, so obviously they don’t agree with you.

Nobody gives a rip what you watch knucklehead, lol!

Alex, you’re no Finke. Thank god. She might sue you for using “Toldja!”

Step 1: Find out if Seacrest Hates America enough to work for Today.

I wish Joe Scareborough would be replaced on morning Joes, Mika need to have the show than that ass-hole

Please don’t start doing the TOLDJA! thing now.  It’s so obnoxious. Everytime Nicki Finke does it on Deadline I wanna punch her in the face.

More Mika! Less Joe!
I’m totally with you! I’d watch that show everyday, but with the sound off =P

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You best believe that Seacrest has “people” that make me look like a metrosexual.

I used to like Seacrest before he went on a big Bush rant on his radio program. It’s like dude, stick to music and the Kardashians.

So 17. million teeny boppers will skip school to the watch The Today Show….

Women love a woman with male sex organs. We’ve been Oprahized by ironically, the most famous closet lesbian in the world.

This is the show who gave Jenna Bush a job on the Today show. Only because her dad was presdent. and she didn’t do anything to deserve it. Or Kathy Lee over Campell Brown when Kathy Lee is not a reporter.

Atleast Ryan Seacrest has a background as a reporter. But I don’t see it happeing. Only becuase i think he would have to give up American Idol.  I can’t see that but I do see Matt Leaving. He’s been there too long and I think alot of the real reporters are walking out on NBC.

or DVR it .

That’s what Fox News does everytime they’re looking for a new host.

Fox News is still looking for one.

Dear Sweet Lord, please NO! In what universe does hosting a karaoke contest translate into being a news anchor on a top ratings morning program? is the Mahomoud Ahmadinejad really gonna sit down with Ryan Freakin Seacrest?

Seacrest is nothing but a turd who signed an AMAZING contract with Satan at birth. He’s the reason why everytime you turn around there’s a f*3king Kardashian in your face. I don’t understand how you can seriously make the leap that because you are E! that qualifies you to be a pulitzer prize winning journalist. Giuliana Rancic was the same way talking about how she was a “journalist” when trashing Palin. Really? You have your head stuck up Jennifer Aniston’s rear – THAT makes you a journalist? Please.

Great!, the idiot from the E channel. Now the entire show will be entertainment and tabloid.

Who in Hollywood is Seacrest screwing or is allowing to screw him because I have never understood this man’s appeal?

there both good journalist’s no matter what feld they cover. I think Giuliana would be a good fit. But she can’t do it. Because she has cancer and is trying to get it treated.