Report: Julian Assange Is a Cat-Obsessed “Disco King” With Love Children Around The Globe

by Mark Joyella | 9:18 am, February 11th, 2011

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The legend of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is that of a man without a permanent address who travels the world, flopping on couches at the homes of friends. It’s also, a new book suggests, the story of a man who often wears two pairs of pants, rarely carries cash, engages in power battles with cats and who’s left a flock of love children in his wake.

Former Wikileaks spokesman Daniel Domscheit-Berg has broken with Assange and written a tell-all book, Inside WikiLeaks: My Time With Julian Assange At the World’s Most Dangerous Website, a portion of which has–fittingly–been leaked. According to the UK Daily Mail, Assange suggested he was a father several times over:

It said: ‘Often I sat in large groups and listened to Julian boast about how many children he had fathered in various parts of the world.

‘He seemed to enjoy the idea of lots and lots of Julians, one on every continent. Whether he took care of any of these alleged children, or whether they existed at all, was another question.’

Domscheit-Berg’s book describes Assange as a man without manners who seems to have been “brought up by wolves,” and is driven by his own ego. According to the New Statesman, he’s also a guy who’s been called “The Disco King:”

I remember one evening at a club in a former slaughterhouse in Wiesbaden. The others we were with nicknamed Julian “Disco King” or something like that for his unusual way of dancing. Julian took up quite a lot of space when he danced – almost like a tribesman performing some ritual. He’d spread his arms and gallop across the dance floor, taking huge steps. He didn’t look very rhythmic or co-ordinated, and he didn’t seem to have that much feeling for the music, but he did possess a certain cool. He didn’t care anyway what other people thought of him. You need space, he once told me, if you want your ego to flow. That statement fit well with his dance style.

And then there’s his issue with cats.

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Harry Flashman

I’ve said from the beginning that this is a shallow, self obsessed narcissist who has no respect for anything or anyone other than himself.

His fall will be a hard one, and there will be no one there to catch him, especially now that even the left is beginning to see through the smoke and mirrors of his self promoted mystique.

I can’t wait.
Color Me Badd

Nice try Mediaite you aren’t gonna knock him down with this tabloid bullshit. Try harder.
Color Me Badd

Harry Flashman said:
I’ve said from the beginning that this is a shallow, self obsessed narcissist who has no respect for anything or anyone other than himself.

His fall will be a hard one, and there will be no one there to catch him, especially now that even the left is beginning to see through the smoke and mirrors of his self promoted mystique.

I can’t wait.

Thank you for confirming you hate freedom.
timzank

Color Me Badd said:
Thank you for confirming you hate freedom.

You really think Assange is doing anything for anybody else’s benefit? This is ALL about him. He doesn’t give a flying fark about anything besides being famous, and he’s your hero?

Jesus, you have really bad taste in men.
notsofast

He sounds like your typical lib.
Harry Flashman

“Thank you for confirming you hate freedom.”

Assange is a superficial, thin-skinned ego maniac with no loyalty to anyone but himself. get this, you fool….ANY man who will boast about the number of “love children” he has scattered about the planet is a worm of the worst kind.

Think he also supports those kids?

And you want to defend this offal? Just being on the left is enough to justify leaping to his defense, eh? That’s pathetic.

And so are you.
The Real Royal King

timzank said:
You really think Assange is doing anything for anybody else’s benefit?

I’m not sure his intent matters. Journalists, and I’m making a comparison not labeling Assange as a journalist, if they are dedicated to their tasks, are not altruistic. They nonetheless provide a valuable service to us.
The Real Royal King

Harry Flashman said:
Think he also supports those kids?

Do you have information which says he does not?
The Real Royal King

notsofast said:
He sounds like your typical lib.

Why? Because he’s not a serial divorcee? Because he doesn’t frequent whorehouses? Because he’s not into dirtying diapers? Because he doesn’t have a wide stance in men’s room? Because he doesn’t chat boys up about their underwear? Because he doesn’t use public funds for adulterous trysts? Because he doesn’t engage in adulterous trysts with his best friend’s wife? Like typical “lubruls”. Sorry. Never mind. Those were all conservatives.
Moderate

Yep, he is a Liberal.
The Real Royal King

Moderate said:
Yep, he is a Liberal.

I never knew Rudy!, Newt!, Rush!, Vitter, Craig, Foley, Sanford, Ensign were “libruls”. I thought they were all Republicans and conservatives. Thanks. I learned something.
Color Me Badd

timzank said:
You really think Assange is doing anything for anybody else’s benefit? This is ALL about him. He doesn’t give a flying fark about anything besides being famous, and he’s your hero?

Jesus, you have really bad taste in men.

His moves are so sexy. mmmm
Harry Flashman

You know, I really don’t understand the left’s defense of this guy.

What exactly has been accomplished by the leaking all those thousands of classified documents? Has any great good come of it?

Like it or not, some things in government – all governments everywhere – HAVE to be done in secret, agreements HAVE to be reached in closed rooms without every word and nuance reprted to the public.

And here’s a news flash for all those who think that tearing down this way of life and replacing it with another will fix that….whatever form of government you put in it’s place will still reach agreements behind closed doors. They won’t consult you. That will never change no mattter who has the steering wheel.

So….besides the foot stomping childish satisfaction those leaks gave you on the left, what did they accomplish?

Nothing.

They just did damage to a greater or lesser degree to a system you have neither the maturity or the intellect to understand.
timzank

The Real Royal King said:
Why? Because he’s not a serial divorcee? Because he doesn’t frequent whorehouses? Because he’s not into dirtying diapers? Because he doesn’t have a wide stance in men’s room? Because he doesn’t chat boys up about their underwear? Because he doesn’t use public funds for adulterous trysts? Because he doesn’t engage in adulterous trysts with his best friend’s wife? Like typical “lubruls”. Sorry. Never mind. Those were all conservatives.

That’s a juvenile argument even for you. Do you have some statistical data that shows republicican men are worse pigs that democrat men? Men are pigs worldwide period, regardless their politics.
The Real Royal King

timzank said:
That’s a juvenile argument even for you. Do you have some statistical data that shows republicican men are worse pigs that democrat men? Men are pigs worldwide period, regardless their politics.

Who disagrees?

I’m not holding up Democrats, moderates/progressives/liberals as great paragons of moral virtue. I just tire of people like Nutso and Norbit, Jr. and the Demented and Tormented Michelle-in-Utah insisting Republicans and rightists are. Unfortunately, it takes some colorful language and a greater stridency than I prefer to break through their thick heads.
timzank

Harry Flashman said:
So….besides the foot stomping childish satisfaction those leaks gave you on the left, what did they accomplish?

Remember Harry, it could have been recipes this yutz leaked, it wouldn’t have mattered to the lefties. As long as it’s perceived as bad for any government, it must be good for the “people”. It’s really not the subject matter so much as the “act of defiance” against anything status quo. It’s how these children of the left think.

They are like a bunch of teenagers “fighting the man”, no real values or ideals, just a cause just because.
Harry Flashman

timzank said:

“Remember Harry, it could have been recipes this yutz leaked, it wouldn’t have mattered to the lefties……They are like a bunch of teenagers “fighting the man”, no real values or ideals, just a cause just because.”

Heh. Good point. Rebels without a clue.
ImNotBlue

Can I make a “leaked” joke?
OxyCon

Yeah, Assflange is your typical leftist pond scum:

The book by former WikiLeaks insider Daniel Domscheit-Berg also said Assange had a habit of chasing young women who would “know their role” and not question his actions.

“Julian’s main criterion for a woman was simple. She had to be young. Preferably younger than 22. And it went without saying that she couldn’t question him. ‘She has to be aware of her role as a woman,’ he used to say,” Domscheit-Berg said.

And when you read the police reports from Assflange’s rape victims, it all fits in with his desire to have kids all over the planet and his misogynistic attitude towards women:

The police documents posted Friday contain the statement of the alleged rape victim describing how Assange forced himself on her, without wearing a condom, while she was asleep.

The woman, identified only as Miss W. in a British court hearing, said she had had consensual sex with Assange earlier in the evening, said the police report.

She had then fallen asleep with him, only “to wake up because he has forced himself inside of her,” the report said.

“‘She asked immediately: are you wearing anything?’ and he answered ‘you’,” it added.

“She told him ‘You better not have HIV,’ and he answered ‘Of course not.’” After that, Miss W. allowed the intercourse to continue.

“She felt it was too late. He was already inside her and let him continue …. She didn’t have the energy to say something one more time. She had nagged him all night about wearing a condom,” said the police report.

The faxed documents also include a report on the condom used during a sexual encounter with Assange’s other alleged victim, Miss A, carried out by the Swedish National Laboratory of Forensic Science.

Miss A. has accused the Australian former hacker of having deliberately broken the condom after she made it clear she would only have sex with him if he wore protection.

The report says the condom had not been cut with scissors or a knife. Tests showed “the condom was torn apart.”