Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Ee hee hee hee hee heeee.

I understand his dilemma…

Unfortunately, I don’t think he’s going to change very much, apart from making new and increased Google entries for Santorum searches by Santorum.

Frothy!

*Googles Santorum*

Oh my that’s disgusting! 　　　

Is Rick really apposed to states rights whenever they pass something he doesn’t like?

Perhaps we conservatives should start creating alternate meanings for the names Larry Page and Sergey Brin.  consider what could created through the efforts of Drudge, Breitbart and others… Even Beck might enjoy participating…  What activity would brin be??? 

Fact: Santorum should be lucky that the search engine doesn’t make him out to be a loser like Obama!

I bit the google CEO would testifyto congress….I do note that both the CEO and CFO of Solyndra have REFUSED to testify or will plead the 5th. 
 
The things conservatives have to endure that liberals never have to because of the unbalanced and bias ways of the medai and the medium.

Rick, all I can say about this is SCOAMF. The internet is not polite.

TPM:

Dan Savage literally created a new definition for the word “Santorum” and then made a website explaining it. That explanation has become accepted and — “in some
quarters,” Sullivan said — a topic people actually go searching for when
they enter santorum into Google.

That basically takes the whole thing out of Google’s hands.

Ricky’s such a poor widdle bigot and those mean old liberals won’t let him hate on people in peace.

You know, Page/Brin don’t own the internet.  Never mind.

School must be out!  F4TF is here. Fact!

“The things conservatives have to endure that liberals never have to
because of the unbalanced and bias ways of the medai and the medium”

A horrible, very sad, story.  Full of loss, child-like awe, and heartbreak. 

Google basically said there was nothing they could do!! Rick is screwed!! Bummer!!  =)

That is maybe the dumbest thing I’ve seen today.  Thanks Pablo!

The internet is not polite.

And, in the case you cite, it’s downright stupid.

“I bit the google CEO”

Well so did I and you know what? The fucker bit me right back!

How in the world could someone claim to be for individual rights and personal freedom and then rig up a way to smear others for their “incorrect” personal opinions?

If you have any doubts about the essentially absolutist, doctrinal, punish all dissent natures of a few so-called liberals, observe the reactions here.

Exactly.
This article alone has probably been responsible for increasing the number of Google hits for spreadingsantorum.com. That’s spreadingsantorum.com.

Santorum has a brain full of santorum.

…He should have accepted on this occasion he’s licked!!

If that’s what santorum really means, is ‘newt’ a form of feltching? (or perry, or bachmann, or huntsman, or cain?)

It couldn’t have happened to a bigger asshat.

You haven’t looked in a mirror yet? I don’t suppose I can blame you.

I am embarrassed that I lived in the same state this man did when he was a senator.  At least he pretended he lived in PA but he sent his children to school in VA.  He lost in the double digets and now he wants to be president??????? 

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There is nothing more pathetic than conservative victim syndrome.

There is nothing more pathetic than conservative victim syndrome.

Sorry Rick.  Just as how marriage is defined as a union between 1 man and 1 woman, the definition of a santorum is he frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.  You can’t just go around changing definitions.  Next thing you know, people will be using napkins interchangeably with paper towels.

Oh, but there is. 

Your use of a buzz term in lieu of an argument is not only “more pathetic”, it’s a bore.

This is what you get when you Google “Obama”

http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/president-obama

This is what you get when you Google “Santorum”

http://spreadingsantorum.com/

Fact: you’re a complete moron.

Tina, you sound like someone who doesn’t like that frothy fecal matter in your ass to be called “Santorum”.

If the name fits….

Being a public figure in the internet age has its price…such as Google searches.

Dan Savage is a sick, depraved human being:

In 2000, Savage posed as a volunteer for Republican Gary Bauer’s presidential campaign. Savage, who had the flu, said he’d licked doorknobs, staplers, and coffee cups in the campaign’s Iowa office, and handed Bauer a slobbery pen, all in an effort to make Bauer sick. The story made a lot of people sick, and Bauer’s Iowa campaign manager got the flu around that time.

If Santorum feels comfortable denigrating Gays and Lesbians, then he shouldn’t mind being denigrated on Google.

Sorry, Santorum, it’s called the market. That crazy invisible hand that you and Friedman love so much.

Next, you’ll enlist a slew of lawyers or your GOP cronies to intervene.

Still hate “big government” and want tort reform?

It’s a simple correlation between Santorum’s anti-gay rhetoric and someone with an acid wit.  Santorum’s chickens have come home to roost, and the only person he has to blame is himself.

The enlightened and those mad grownup debating skills. Why bother with anything so mundane as making your case & being an exemplary human being, when you can emulate the worst of what you say you hate so well.

True, so if their names were to become synonymous with some very nasty practice would really be a shame.

We all know the process of making frothy fecal matter is known as brin.

The shitting right wing traitor deserves to be made of fun. In fact the shitting traitor deserves to be dragged off to prison where he can practice his frothing daily.

Yeah, good luck with that, rightards. You shitting cult savages don’t have the IQ needed.

The proper description of felching is to page. As in, “if you page enough you increase the volume of brin.”

The homosexuals love them some fecal matter.

not as much as Republican Senator David Vitter likes to collect it in his diaper

Brilliant

But what happened to Santorum is a manipulation of Google search results. The purpose of Google is to give users the best and most accurate search results possible. What that piece of crap Dan Savage did was deliberately skew the search results for Santorum’s name to bring up a sex act. That’s a violation of Google’s terms of service I think.

However, the best bet for Santorum would be to hire an SEO expert to move his website to the top of the results. 

Where is that a terms of service violation?

http://www.google.com/accounts/TOS

 Is he still in the race. Or for him the waste. And I’m a GOP

i don’t get it.

This guy isn’t too bright. Doesn’t he realize he is making the problem worse by doing this?

Little chance, but I suspect Santorum would love a high level position in a Republican administration.

The better he does, the more likely (if Republicans win) this will happen.

It’s not like they’re being inconsistent, Republicans got to have their racist photo of Michelle Obama. This, while viscerally gross, is not anywhere near as offensive as that.

Rick Santorum is queer. He picked me up hitchhiking. He LOVES the froth.

It’s pretty simple Rick.  Stop making your anti-gay rhetoric a central part of your campaign.  Stop comparing gay people to dogs, child molesters, paper towels, etc.  If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.   

The great thing about free speech that Santorum forgets is that he can say whatever he wants….but so can his opponents.

If you look up Ass Clown on urban dictionary you’ll be greeted by a waving ( two hands ) Barack Obama.

Not sure what your idiotic meaningless post has to do with a Jesus Nazi unhappy about being called on his bullshit. 

or they’ll be marrying dogs.

Who is Dan Savage and why is he trying to smear Santorum?

: )

Smeared Santorum?  That sounds even more disgusting if you ask me.

 Actually, you won’t.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass+clown

 It doesn’t sound sick and depraved.  It sounds like a passive aggressive way of spreading germ warfare.  I did the same thing in college when I had a bitch roommate. 

Speak for yourself.  I have no clue how to create frothy fecal matter, nor do I care to learn.  

Santorum is a complete idiot for asking Google to do this.  Because of that, Google reported this to the media and it’s likely to increase the hits for sites that allude to Santorum as a frothy mixture of feces and lube that results as a byproduct of anal sex.  Good one Rick, you really know how to play the media. 

savage just handed santorum a gift on a silver platter…  he can still salvage his campaign by embracing this and owning it…  if he wasn’t such an anti-gay douchetard he could use this to become a gay icon like ru paul and neil patrick harris…  that would secure the log cabin republican vote as well…

What a dumb thing to say.

Santorum wants REGULATION?! Ithought u GOP parasites loathed any regulation. Screw u and ur family and ur religion. U should croak a horrible death……god bless!

Thats just queeeer!!!

U r stupid like this jesus freak. Google is pure capitalism at work that these hypocrites hate.

Rick should ask the Bachmann’s to help him pray the Google gay away.