Rush Responds To ‘Play With Himself’: They’re Confusing Me With Clinton

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by Glynnis MacNicol | 5:19 pm, May 12th, 2010

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This morning Page Six made headlines when they published an excerpt from a new book about Rush Limbaugh which described how author Zev Chafets had tried to hook up Limbaugh and President Obama to play a golf game together. Chafets spoke to “a very senior Democratic activist with whom I’m friendly” who told Chafets he would convey the message.

A day or two later the adviser responded, ‘Limbaugh can play with himself.’ Chafets wouldn’t name the aide or say whether the quote was directly from Obama.”

This afternoon Limbaugh provided his own version of the events. Rush says this morning was the first time was the first time he’d heard the story and when he read the White House’s “Limbaugh can play with himself” remark he thought “now wait a second, they’re confusing me with Bill Clinton.” Snaps? Full audio below.

barack obama, Bill Clinton, Rush Limbaugh

Snipzor

I agree with Rush here. Rush doesn’t play with himself, he has young Dominican boys to help him with that.
AmericanCowboy

America Beware!!!!
Obama and the evil Democrats are scamming Americans again
“Cap and Trade” is now called “American Power Act”
Any Republican that supports this awful Bill will be voted out with the foolish Democrats in Nov 2010
This bill will do nothing but raise our energy costs, kill jobs and make Al Gore rich. Carbon Credits are a scam.
shootfromthehip

I second that notion, Cowboy!

Also, Obama is coming fir your guns!!!!!!!!!!

BEWARE!

And also, FEMA CAMPS.

Then, once you are inside the FEMA camps, he’s gonna make you kiss a GAY.
shootfromthehip

But back to the topic at hand…I really do wonder who is the better golfer between Obama and Rush. I’m guessing Rush, actually.
roxsteady

Sorry Rush but, if there’s one thing we all know about Clinton, it’s that he didn’t have to play with himself. He managed to find plenty of women to play with. And unlkie Rush, these women weren’t with Clinton for his money!
roxsteady

Unlkie? That’s unlike! Oh, and Rush couldn’t shine the President’s shoes! Stay in your place you fat junkie!
michiganruth

and yet, rox, I bet you agreed with Obama when he said that we should all be more civil, right?

and btw, what is the “fat junkie’s” place? I believe he made these comments on his radio show. isn’t that his place? or should he be in fat junkie prison?
Cmate

Hey Shooter, I agree. Next they’ll be saying that Obama will call out a riot squad on a bunch of grandma’s singing God bless America in Quincy, IL. What’s next, that a bunch of Muslims will fly planes into the World Trade Center? Crazy conspiracy theorists!!!
timzank

Love him or hate him, you have to admit that’s one hell of a great line.

And ROX says: “And unlkie Rush, these women weren’t with Clinton for his money!” heh..ya think the power that goes along with being the leader of the free world might have been an aphrodisiac?

Rox, Did you do The Clenis too?
Jelperman

Jabba the Rush is the wanker. At least Clinton (a) can get a partner and (b) can get an erection without a suitcase full of contraband boner pills. On top of that, Clinton pulls adult women while Rush Windbag has to go stalking boys in the Dominican Republic.

Rush Limp-balls: The Butt-Pirate of the Caribbean!
TylerDurden

Snipzor says:
May 12, 2010 at 5:23 pm

I agree with Rush here. Rush doesn’t play with himself, he has young Dominican boys to help him with that.”

Snipzor, you are projecting again. You are the one who Adolf Hitler.
Snipzor

Projection doesn’t work like that, idiot.
TylerDurden

Snipzor says:
May 12, 2010 at 7:17 pm

Projection doesn’t work like that, idiot.”

Sure does.

Snipzor, which dwarf are you?
Snipzor

Now you’re just failing really hard at being funny, which is generally a result of trying really really hard (too hard). You’re at an 11 when you need to be at a 2.
TylerDurden

Snipzor, learn something.

Psychological projection or projection bias (including Freudian Projection) is the unconscious act of denial of a person’s own attributes, thoughts, and emotions, which are then ascribed to the outside world, such as to the weather, the government, a tool, or to other people.”

That be YOU!
Ted

TylerDurden – you are nearly writing complete sentences (they do speak in complete sentences in the trailer park, yes?). At any rate, revise “You are the one who Adolf Hitler” and resubmit; I give you partial credit.

Actually, projection doesn’t quite work that way except with tea-baggers, so, once again, you get a pass. Congrats and good work!!
Snipzor

And please do tell what I’m projecting, Tyler.
TylerDurden

Ted, NBC reported the results of its new poll tonight. Sigh – too bad for you.

64% approved of Arizona’s new illegal immigration law. Oh, snap!

Is the nation was headed in the right direction? 34% Yes, 56% No. Oh, snap!!

Approve of Congress ( Dem majorities in both houses)? 21% Yes, 72% No. Oh, snap

And Projection works JUST that way, cretin- look it up, mouth-breather!
TylerDurden

Ted

“they do speak in complete sentences in the trailer park, yes?). At any rate, revise “You are the one who Adolf Hitler”

LMAO

That joke went right over your stupid liberal head- “You are the one who ate- off Hitler!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha

You are so stupid!
Snipzor

Tyler, that joke is horrible. It’s really really bad.
Ted

Tyler – serious question. Do any of your fantasies include a mullet, a semi-nude Rush Limbaugh and a can of “chew?”
Ted

PS – I’d still like you to revise and resubmit…pronto!!
TylerDurden

Snipzor says:
May 12, 2010 at 7:57 pm

Tyler, that joke is horrible. It’s really really bad.”

I know- and it went right over the head of that pathetic cretin Ted .LOL

He is soooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid!

Ted, your red neck goes well with your eyes…

Ted, you have had more cock in you than a KFC chicken!

ROTFLMAO! Oh, snap!
TylerDurden

Ted says:
May 12, 2010 at 7:58 pm

PS – I’d still like you to revise and resubmit…pronto!!”

OK- ted, you are the guy who ate off Hitler!

LMAO
TylerDurden

Teddy, come on boy- come on libby, bring it on you white trash jackal.
Ted

Tyler – A good job starts with a good haircut…ditch the mullet; best advice you’ll ever get.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Bill-Adkins/1585417987 Bill Adkins

Rush and Reker and James Dobson can all do a circle jerk. Tyler can play, too.
TfT

It’s days like these that I really love Rush.
Ted

Bill – My guess; Tyler is a 13 year old with a learning disability. I actually feel bad about pushing his buttons; I mean, the kid is a tea-bagger with a learning disability. How can you not feel sorry for him?
Big_F-ing_Deal

Obama’s comment was clever and showed wit.

Limbaugh made a tired Clinton joke that didn’t make sense.

Barack = 1

Rush = 0
shootfromthehip

Wonder what Rush was doing with 29 Viagra pills down in the Dominican Republic….he went with male friends.

That leaves two choices: gay orgy or sleeping with Dominican hookers.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0706062rush1.html

Just saying.

Rush has some nerve saying anything about Clinton.
MichelleF

Big_F-ing_Deal says:
May 12, 2010 at 9:40 pm
Obama’s comment was clever and showed wit.

Shouldn’t you be crediting his teleprompter? We all know he doesn’t come up with any of his material on his own.
Big_F-ing_Deal

Wow, another teleprompter joke.

You’re as witty as Rush!!!

Got any “tingles” jokes?
kieronnpollard

Chafets has spoken of "a very high Democratic activist, I have friends," Chafets said he would forward the message.
memory card reader
Sunnyr

Poor old Slick Willy will never live down his reputation. The Dems really know how to pick a President. pfft!
MichelleF

Snipzor says:
May 12, 2010 at 5:23 pm
I agree with Rush here. Rush doesn’t play with himself, he has young Dominican boys to help him with that.

I think you are confusing him with Barney Frank, Snip. He’s the one that like boys and has a house in the DR. You know the one he hid from the gov’t so he wouldn’t have to pay taxes like the rest of us.

Jelperman says:
May 12, 2010 at 7:12 pm
Jabba the Rush is the wanker. At least Clinton (a) can get a partner and (b) can get an erection without a suitcase full of contraband boner pills.

Hey he did manage to get Monica and Hil. Score!! And come on, are you telling me he doesn’t a couple o fthose pills when he and Hil go to bed at night?
Snipzor

Then why would Rush Limbaugh bring Viagra on an all boys trip? Jeez Michelle, you sure are gullible.
http://none pyrope

A classless remark from a classless occupant of the White House.
drex94

what do you get when you mix Rush Windbaugh – Viagra- and oxycontin?
a painless hard Turd….lolololololololololol