Scott Brown’s ‘Available’ Daughter Does Damage Control

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by James Camp | 5:07 pm, January 26th, 2010

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Clear your mind, for now, of the coup de grace Senator-elect Scott Brown is poised to deliver to major health care reform. Bracket, for just a sec, the fact that Brown took Ted Kennedy’s senate seat back for the GOP – a feat approximately as unlikely as the mesh tank top’s being remarketed, in some alternate future, as a garment for rugged hetero males. No matter what he does on Capitol Hill, Mr. Brown has already done enough never to be forgotten, as he’s discovered a new species of political scandal: daughter-pimping. Or should that be daughter-pimping-gate?

Fresh off his upset victory, Brown announced that both his daughters – wait, no, sorry, ahem, just one – were available. For about five minutes, it seemed like maybe no one had noticed. Like maybe things would be, you know, OK. Then Brown sat back, a newly minted senator, and watched his glory disappear in a monsoon of horny jeering . . .

Watch below as Ayla, the daughter in question, does damage control. Looking weightily prepped, Ayla, a former American Idol contestant, expresses a fond tolerance for Dad’s silly habit of encouraging huge crowds to make a go at her. “He does that to Arianna and myself often,” Ayla confides. She wisely declines to comment on whether the scandal will affect sales of her just-released CD.

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TfT

Really James: Then Brown sat back, a newly minted senator, and watched his glory disappear in a monsoon of horny jeering . . .

I think that’s quite a stretch, but hey. I thought she did just fine in the interview; what a lucky gal to have such a wonderful father who is not the SEnator elect from MA, an R no less, in a seat that was held by one man for over 40 years.

His glory is just beginning.
Cecelia

Oooweeee…that’s some snark!

What’s next? A rumor that Ayla’s sister is really her daughter?
TfT

Argh….if only there was an edit function.

Should read: “who is NOW the Senator elect…..”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Bill-Adkins/1585417987 Bill Adkins

Y’know, I don’t like what Republicans have done to the nation and I certainly wouldn’t have voted for Brown. But if this is the best criticism the press can come up – sheesh!! The guy cracked a joke, fairly innocuous, light weight – and you’re going down this road? Who gives a flying fvck.
Puter Boi

Perhaps James was referring to himself when referencing the “horny jeering” part.

Just sayin…
http://www.sailrabbits.com Magister

The interviewer doesn’t do herself any favors with the”love connection in a week” questions and if I were Ayla’s mom, I’d be looking for more people trying to email through the back door.
liberalontogeny

I think James Camp has his snark in a twist.
The Real Royal King

Prudence might have dictated the young Miss Brown not revel in this moment of fame. It’s a silly story kept alive, as best I can tell, only with her willing, perhaps a bit too willing, participation. Of course, if we follow the W/Cheney/Palin model, we will have the Brown girls being thrust onto the stage by their parents, or thrusting themselves onto the stage. At the first sign of criticism, the parents will loudly proclaim that their children’s privacy has been invaded. At least these are mature children, unlike Palin’s little props.