Hello. CNN Morning Zoo Crew?
First time caller, longtime listener here.
Check your breakroom.
Is your refrigerator running?
Better go catch it !

WTF is this show supposed to be about? Why not just air some old episodes of Punk’d?

Poor guy?  Poor CNN Ashleigh – it was YOU who made fools of yourself.

Hey, where is mediaite’s story about how the press covered up that lavish haloween party the Obama’s hosted at taxpayer expense?  How come you are spiking that one?

Play Misty for Me.

I’ll hang up and listen.

The Childish News Network continuing its rapid decline in viewership.

Hello CNN! Get a life. 

This whole segment is a terrible idea.  Was weird as a one-time stunt and it’s just awful as a daily recurrence.  Please make it stop.  Kill it with fire…

CrudNutsNetwork. Where do they find those skags they hire–the local crack-house?

Next in a gambit to be relevant MSNBC will counter with a Monday Morning Stalker segment.  

Its alright – nobody was watching anyway

What’s a matter Tina – you weren’t aware Presidents have had a Halloween party since 1936?  And that no government funds were used to celebrate the party, as it has
been sponsored by the Hershey Foundation for the last fifteen years? 

You’re an idiot.  Just like the Republicans that complained while not even bothering to find out from the Office of Management that this was not funded by “taxpayers”.

You’re the lowest of the low – I bet even you family can’t stand you.

That was kinda cute. 

Reminded of the old day when phones were a source of endless home alone pranks or boys calling you up to play the latest song and say “Baby, this is how I feel about you.”

Filled with hate much?   Must be a liberal…

Instead of silly phone pranks how bout’ some gratuitous camera shots of Zoraida’s sexy legs.

Wow – morning prank calls on CNN. And we wonder why this country is regressing.

Look at those two braying morons.

As a woman, aged 40, possibly due to age, divorce, children,
family and other reasons, I do not believe in the idea of “fall in love
again”. But my friend introduced me to a fantastic website,

RichFlirt.org…where I not only found a rich “him”, but
also lived a better life. So try this site, never be alone any more, and
believe in yourself. cute guys and pretty girls are all in here online
chatting. come join us.

And FOX & Friends will drop a flaming bag of Steve Doocey on people’s front steps and ring the bell.

The party was for children of military families. 

Not everyone hates the military like you do.

Belly Laugh!

filled up with crap much? must be a repblitard!

I guess you like people spreading lies Chuckie? Man up.

The poor latino guy probably thought some drunk frat girls were drunk dialing the frat house.

If that happened they’d  probably think either Beyonce bought a house next door and some TV dude wanted to ask their opinion on the matter or maybe that they’d just won publishers clearing house.

Yeah right – stop projecting your hatred of the miltiary onto those of us who support, admire and work with them on a regular basis.

Which is why the media HID the information from the public, because the WH was proud of what they were doing.

bwahahahaha
.

You say you like the military, Tina_Tampa, then why do you object to there being a party at the White House for members of the Armed Forces and their families that is done at no cost to the taxpayer? You better check your patriotism, dear. And are you wearing your flag pin today?

Giggling pretty girls.can be entertaining sometimes.

Zoraida Sambolin is a hottie.  She can call me up anytime.

Surely CNN must realize that the comedy news market is currently ruled by John Stewart and Stephen Colbert. To unleash these two onto and educated public is indeed a recipe for disaster for the, once serious, News Network. Simulated prank calls are as entertaining as watching paint dry or watching these two every morning. 

The producer of this abomination should, in future, NOT be allowed anywhere near a cell-phone camera much less a television camera. How could he/she sleep at night and accept a salary for the production of what should aptly be titled “Two Drunk Girls Read The News and Giggle”. 
 Did someone in Senior Management at CNN lose a bet or owe a relative a favour? This would be the the only justification for the continued insistence that this show would “Grow” on the viewers. I have news for you ,CNN …it would NOT.  These two could be topless it would NOT make a difference……(OOps i hope I have not given the producer any new ideas) because people turn to CNN for News…or at least they did. Stick with these two and you would be well on your way to cementing yourself as the WORST Cable News Network (and that’s behind FOX)Do you know how bad you have to be to fall behind FOX…..keep this up and you WILL FIND OUT.

Oh dear…

That poor man for this so called entertainment to happen to him.   How uncaring  of a persons feelings can someone get. Geesh for Ashley Banfield to be laughing like that. OTOH I hope it was nervous laughter.

Still it reminds me of the time then Republican nominee for president in 2001 when he made fun of a disabled man complaining about cuts on medicaid, food stamps.  The man needed both to survive.  
“When “Giuliani Time” gives a glimpse of this Giuliani, it’s
mesmerizing. So, the smiling mayor fields a phone call during his weekly
radio show. The caller is angry about city cuts to food stamps and
Medicare aid for the disabled. Hizzoner is a pit bull to the chase.

“Hey,
John,” Giuliani tells his caller, “what kind of hole are you in?
There’s something that’s really wrong with you. . . . We’ll send you
psychiatric help because you really need it.”

As it happens,
the caller, John Hynes, needs real help. A disabled lawyer, he suffers
from Parkinson’s disease, and he’s had his benefits cut off and he’s
running out of medicine.
Source: Washington Post.  One of the best, most reliable newspapers in the US.
How horrifically insensitive of both CNN and Rudy Guliani. 

One last note on a much lighter side.  When I was a teen living in Phila, PA I dialed a phone numebe that I thought was the school I was calling out sick.  Well it turned out to be the Phila, PA branch of the “William Morris”

                                                     How To Buy A Used Car

                                                       
© 2011  Alan Abel

      I am appalled by the number of
people who innocently buy used cars. Some select the shiniest ones. Yet none of
these buyers can tell a carburetor from a piston.

    
The secret for buying a used car is to meet the previous owner. Ask to
spend a night as their house guest. 
You’ll find out what he or she is like personally and soon know if
you’re buying a lemon. For example, if you discover that the former owner wears
raggedy underwear, such a person would ignore holes in the car’s radiator.

    
Recently, I considered buying a 1980 Plymouth at the bargain price of
$299.  The dealer was willing to
throw in a set of dishes and an orange juice squeezer.  I insisted on meeting the former owner
and he agreed.

    
Mr. Fred Brower was a retired IRS agent and this is what I discovered
after only twenty-four hours in his bungalow:

1.     He
was thirty pounds overweight, had curvature of the spine, a pot belly and  he walked bowlegged!  His car was a perfect twin. The
radiator bulged, wheels were out of line, and the tailpipe dragged noisily.

2.     Mr.
Brower served me canned meatballs for dinner, so I knew he bought the cheapest
gas. This explained why the motor had a knock and the universal joint screeched
like a sperm whale in heat.

3.     One
of his suspenders was ripped and patched with paper clips. The car’s fan belt
was torn and held together by bobby pins. 
Mr. Brower had dirty fingernails. Sure enough the car’s spark plugs were
caked with grime.

4.     I
purposely dropped a cigar ash on my host’s living room rug.  He rubbed it into the moth-eaten rug.
Naturally, his car’s upholstery was covered with cigarette burns.

5.     Mr.
Brower’s shoes were terribly run down. The car’s tires were worn to the tubes.
He had glued fake rubber on them for the illusion of a recap job.

6.     When
I learned he hadn’t had his eyes examined in over two years, I checked out the
auto’s headlights. Both bulbs were too dim to see anything at night.

7.     Mr.
Brower never wore socks.  Nor were
his brakes lined. In order to come to a dead stop, I had to use the emergency
brake and shift quickly into reverse.

8.     All
the clocks in his house were twenty minutes slow. After drinking cheap wine he
admitted he had turned back the odometer 20,000 miles..

9.     His
teeth hadn’t been cleaned in three years. The only time he ever washed his car
was the day he drove to his mother’s funeral.            
                                                                                                                                                                         When
I confronted the used car dealer with all my evidence, he offered to sell me
this jalopy for only $150. But without the dishes or orange juice squeezer. So
the next time you see an ad that says, “Used car hardly ever driven by high
fashion model,” I suggest you first spend a night with the owner.    
(abelalan2000@yahoo.com)

This is despicable behavior on the part of CNN.  You guys used to be a news station..now you’re the cartoon network.

your weed… it’s too strong, man.