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Fox’s Keith Ablow: Sex Ed Leads to Children Discussing Threesomes, Naturally

In discussing a Missouri school’s controversial decision to carry a sex education book for ten-year-olds on Outnumbered, psychiatrist and human eight-ball of quackery Keith Ablow brought up one of the most cogent arguments against sexual education in schools: Tell a child about the birds and the bees — even show them what it’s supposed to look like — and they’re gonna start talking about really kinky sex stuff.

Sex education is “a Trojan horse inside the schools,” he insisted, “and they’re going to start talking about threesomes, and they’re going to be talking about everything that’s okay.”

Despite some of their reticence towards sex ed, all the other co-hosts were shocked that he even Went There (“I’ve never heard that taught in sex ed,” one chimed in), but Ablow stuck to his weird ol’ guns.

“We don’t jail people for these things,” he added, but wondered why teachers wouldn’t decide to teach 10-year-olds the Kama Sutra, if they wanted to. (Probably because explaining “clitoris” to a ten-year-old is hard.)

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[h/t MMfA]
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