I heart Christie.  Clear. Concise. To the point.

skyfet doesn’t understand all the fuss about hurricanes . Everyone should do what skyfet’s village did to prepare . They sacrificed a goat to ward off the weather spirits . This will also work to keep locusts away , but not liberals . For them , merely set up a shrine to Common Sense and the will scurry elsewhere .

Tells it like it is. You can’t be anymore clear and direct then that. Draft Christie and Put Rubio on the ticket. Perry was to be the one to complete the field. But, except for Paul, this field is a disaster for the party. As one conservative thinker put it: Perry, Bachmann, and Romney, Dope, Joke, and a Fraud, in that order.

When Gov. Christie says seek shelter he is talking about standing behind him, right?

Some people lead…….  Some people follow…….

You need to renew your NAMBLA membership.

‘Get The Hell Off The Beach,’

 It would have been nice had Christie been in charge of Louisiana during Katrina.

All I’m saying is he would make a good windbreak.

All that too!

Why do think Rubio be on the ticket ??? What does he bring to the table ???

He’s doing what the president should be doing. 

I’m a libertarian so I won’t agree with Christie on all issues..

But he’s a very straight shooter which I like. 

We need more leaders like that, on both sides.

Because then, BECAUSE THEN, WE’LL HAVE REAL DEBATES!

When we have people who aren’t as straight-forward

it’s difficult to deal honestly with the issues.

What are you talking about? BSNBC brought on  “Hurricane Evacuation Expert” former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin. http://www.mrc.org/biasalert/2011/20110826043532.aspx  If that’s not funny,i don’t know what is.

Tomorrow, they have on Michael Moore to discuss physical fitness and Obama to talk about fiscal responsibility.

Why do you think  Rubio should be on the ticket with Christie ?? What  does he bring to the table ???

He did add that the Situation and Snookie should stay on the beach.

Say what you will about Christie Creme’s policies, the guy has a way with words and can craft a helluva sound bite.

If you want to learn about Rubio maybe watching this would be a good start.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BypW8Ev3lM

No, he is doing what a governor should be doing. If any president ever issues an evacuation order in any state, he is in massive violation of state’s rights. The president is doing exactly what he should be doing by getting these governors whatever they need to both prepare and then recover from the storm.

I am in South Florida and have seen a lot of storms over the last half century or so and I can not recall one single time that the president issued an evacuation order. It is – and must be – up to local officials to make that call.

I am not a fan of his in general, but he is in the Jeb Bush league on hurricane response. That is a massive compliment. Jeb got us through 9 big storms in 14 months without a flinch. I respect Gov. Christie’s bluntness on this.

I was just talking about leadership. 

run snooki run

come on..this is Biden aint it?

Only Biden can show this much stupidity.. surely there are not two like that?

Hows the knees working since china visit?

come on..this is Biden aint it?

Only Biden can show this much stupidity.. surely there are not two like that?

Hows the knees working since china visit?

So was I. I was so hoping that it wasn’t political. I should have known better. I really hoped it was about the Tenth Amendment and where federal authority stops, but nope. Just the usual sad politics.

Well, that balances this thread between BFD’s inability to pass up the cheap shot at a person doing their job well and the obvious not missing an opportunity to blame Obama somehow in this one.

Really? Really? That’s what you have?

I am not a fan and I appreciate the way he is handling this. Perhaps this is one of those subjects where the usual cheap politics can be left out.

Sadly, no.

And Hugo Chavez to talk about Free Speech.

And you would make a good bookmark.

I saw that.

I have the best Senator in the nation.

During any crisis, it must be established that someone is in charge of the situation, that is why strong local leaders are essential. New Orleans earned its reputation as the Big E Z.

Hopefully, Christie’s plain talk will help save lives. It may snap some folks out of the hurricane amnesia that causes people to be too confident in their ability weather the storm.

To the point in so few words.  He never leaves you wondering what he meant!  Love the way he handles everyone and especially the media.

Big Nasty’s tough guy act is getting old.

You know you got nothing when you have to go after a man’s personal weight.

In all honesty if there are still beach goers trying to get a bit darker at this point, they deserve to drown.

It’s so funny that Christie would even have to speak those words but we all know common sense is to liberals, as garlic is to vampires.

I got more….

This storm is so huge they should name it Hurricane Christie.

If Hurricane Irene turns New Jersey into a shithole how will anybody know?

Chris Christie is on the Hurricane Irene diet….
He sucks up everything in his path.

…I got a million of them.

Hurricane Shmurricane…..blown WAYYY out of proportion.   Have been through 5 myself.  David, Andrew and Charlie hit directly where I was…..and Francis and Jeane indirectly.   

Now if you live in a mobile hope or trailer……then get out……if you are lower than sea level….get out….otherwise…..prepare for power outages and calm down. 

Pre-hurricane waves are closest New Jersey can come to real surfing.
There’s like a Category 1 off of Wilmington NC… he’s vastly over-reacting.

Media Matters nonprofit scam is getting old.

Suddenly the crazies don’t mind the government telling you what to do?  Where’s the fake outrage?

P.S.  Keep eating those twinkies.

Based on reality and not a bunch of Chicken Littles in the media, I’d be surprised if New Jersey and New York get more than a little wind and some rain. Of course what’s going to make that painful for the rest of us is that they’re going to find a couple of pics which look like damage from around Topsail Island or Morehead City, then video of water on the road in Virginia Beach and ride those images until they’ve discovered their mistake.

It’s just a hurricane folks. They happen a couple of times a year and you’re not in a bowl.

I think the TRUE question is: What industrial helicopter or bulldozer is going to be used (at taxpayers expense) to get Christie out of New Jersey??

It’s not very “libertarian” to tell people what to do.

I’m with you Mark Pryor. He’s got nothing because he probably is a nothing. God please help the people like B_F_D who gets their kicks making fun of other people. They do it to keep from having to think about their ownselves and how disgusting and miserable they are. If he is trying to dish out cheap political shots at Christie, talking about his weight is a rather odd way of doing it. Hurricane Irene is a serious issue. Christie is stepping up to the plate and taking care of his people. I commend him. B_F_D_ is just upset because he appears to know nothing about how to respect and care for human life. I’m sure B_F_D is a very miserable and lonely man.  

Mitt Romney would die to be able to talk like Christie.

Very presidental: Get the hell off the beach in Asbury Park and get out,” he said. “Get the hell off the Beach in Asbury Park and get out. You’re done. It’s 4:30 PM. You’ve maximized your tan. Get off the beach. Get in you cars and get out of those areas.”

Rubio is a lightweight compared to Christie; I’m not just talking pounds either. 

Rubio is a lightweight compared to Christie; I’m not just talking pounds either. 

You feel threatened by strong, decisive men, huh?

the one obumbles uses to transport Mooch and her fat thighs

“As one conservative thinker put it: Perry, Bachmann, and Romney, Dope, Joke, and a Fraud, in that order.” That is some pithy analysis. I agree with it mostly. Romney is a complete fraud. Bachmann is a complete joke. However, while Perry is not too bright he is politically savvy especially as a campaigner. Just look how he has taken over the race. He’s starting to pummel Romney now on Romneycare which is very good campaigning kicking your weakened opponent even further down. So while I’m scared to see Perry’s results on a standardized intelligence test he has clearly shown that he is a skillful campaigner. 

Personally I think he should ask to borrow one of the fancy new black buses since Obama is done using them.

he doesn’t like hispanics either.

suddenly the libs notice the government telling them what to do.

Morbidly obese. Foul-tempered, foul-mouthed. Leading NJ to another credit downgrade. Yep, he’s great.

Sometimes the government has to tell the ignorant people that they are going to die. I am pretty sure it is in their job description to have to do it. Me personally, I would let them drown since the tanning part will take too long to get them.

He knows he’s addressing idiots. Thus he’s demonstrating the common touch. And that’s important.

Unless of course he breaks wind.

Most amusing. Thanks.

Most amusing. Thanks.

he’s just trying to sound cool
fake wannabe

Don’t you mean multiple person weight?

You should have been more specific, then. What you wrote is a huge, huge intrusion upon states’ rights. I thought you T-Partee Terrorists promoted states’ rights.

I think it would be refreshing to have a president who doesn’t–can’t–bow to foreign potentates quite so readily.

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

That, and foods high in saturated fats and sugars, which we all know are perfectly cromulent.

Frankly, I think Flab Boy is just trying to make up for his absence during the Great Blizzard when New Jersey was paralyzed and he was on a Concessions Crawl in Florida.

Then Christie is your man. I’m sure he doesn’t bow easily.

I never tire of it.

And Chris Christie would die to have Mitt Romney’s figure.

This feels like my old TVNewser days…

Lee a Cat 5 hurricane would not move the Fat Man.

Call him fat, but don’t call him confrontational

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lzh82kN-_0

Right you are.  I remember when Charlie hit….my family from around the country was calling me freaking out.  I tried to explain to them there was nothing to worry about but they kept pointing to the news reports showing essentially trailer parks being flattened.    I told them I do not live in a trailer.  In the end…..lots of wind…..got a leaky roof……power went out….had to remove lots of debris from the driveway to get out…..not much more than that.  And we had 130 mph winds.

These weight jokes remind me of an observation Gore Vidal made in response to an essay written by Irving Howe about Kate Millet (who had written a famously unfair attack on Henry Miller, D.H. Lawrence and Norman Mailer) entitled “The Middle-Class Mind of Kate Millet.”

Not a winning strategy in a middle-class country. Back when we were one. Now we’re just fat, which is my point.

Hey J-Cat !!!

Real_Real?

Really?… Why ?          :)

You’re a fast one.

wazzzupppp!!!!!

Lets just say he may be Real.

Lee was right… this place is sooooo classy !!

That might Play in Dallas But not in most other places

troll much?

Wasn’t he RR’s friend? Forget the name but had a “No left turn” addy pic or something

You say hi to Jules and not me? That hurts Uni. ;-)

What,s with the NAMBLA references all the time. You one weird mama,

Vote Quimby!

Hi !1!

[Trying to keep up... flipping from the DB to TNV to Mediaite !1]

Agreed!

Im from Jersey and we luv this guy…..Go Christie

No, I don’t think you have nothing. I’m thinking about 300lbs

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

do all your sock puppets post here too?

The Gov knows what he’s talking about.  No arguments.  Surfers, you’re on your own.

I was trying to find one of your posts with a reply button to say “hey!”

this whole limited replies is maddening.

There is more of him to love.

Rubio has a lot of promise.

It it way to early in his Senate career to make a diffinitive call on his potential, but after the speech he gave at the Reagan library, I would definitely say he has upward trajectory.

You can reply (as many times as you like) if you use the Disqus dashboard

It didn’t bother Obama to leave for vacation at a critical time, but governors? different story, eh? hippo.

This why I like Christie, direct no bullshit.

Yeah I’m sure that would have made all the differance.

Isn’t that what koko’s twitter ladies say about him?

You must live near where I live. I had the same experience. 5 days without power.

A surreal experience. Not scary, except a little during the storm. Just weird.

They were told to leave before Katrina hit and many of the idiots stayed anyway.

No, they promote Constitutional Rights.

Yeah I  saw that. Its a shame we can’t “RAISE THE DEAD” as I would view it as a challenge to beat him to the last comment and a blessing that he could not drone on endlessly.

Yes, bullies are always amusing to other bullies.

Yeah, if you’re in a trailer, you should go stay in a house. 

As my avatar implies, I’ve ridden most of my hurricanes on Ocracoke and Hatteras. Out there, it’s probably a little easier to score shelter in a sturdy structure than it is in Florida, but if nothing else, I guess they could always go inland and stay at the designated place.

I live in East Orlando near UCF……and you????

Joisy deserved  no credit, thanks to the leftist hack they had before Christie.

I hear they use a Forklift, to get Ed Shultz in and out off his chair.

18,962 comments at TVNewser. Is that a record?

Junk_Junk

Southwest Florida.

The storm hasn’t even landed, and the media is already giving Obama credit for doing such a good job.
 
How pathetic is that

Not really. I’ve got over 10,000 if you count my banned account.

LOLOLOLOL!

Crap Crap?

I’ve missed you.

Considering that his command group would have to coordinate getting those idiots off of the beach when they get stranded, or deal with their dead bodies if they don’t survive, there is nothing fake about it.

Hang out on the beach in front of a hurricane and you need to write your name on your body in Sharpie so that they can identify you…that’s if they ever find your body.

It’s sad that there are some folks that actually need to be told get the hell off of the beach.

muwahahaha

Or women

Or women

Huff, you’ve got Boris in the avatar, where’s Natasha?

Rasta = Junk_Junk or are you JJ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snidely_Whiplash

Hey scab.

Galveston was devastated by hurricane Ike and recovered in less than a year. New Orleans is still trying to recover from Katrina.

Why?

I feel like I’m at a dysfunctional family reunion.

Come on, hes just warning people

How dastardly.

Uncle Lemmy!!!

We have one rule at my family’s reunions – BOOZE and lots of it.

We have one rule at my family’s reunions – BOOZE and lots of it.

very good love————wwwjordanforworldcom

I’ve generally been lucky with power when it comes to hurricanes. The state bought big generators for both Hatteras and Ocracoke, so like when Floyd took out the mainland, we were running on the state generator. The only exception was before the generators (no-show Hugo), when the co-op engineer decided to evacuate and shut-off the island before he left.

Galveston has competent leadership.

Look at the difference between Mississippi and New Orleans. Both were hit hard. Haley Barbour got to work getting disaster aid and stream lining the process so that rebuilding could happen. Kathleen Blanco sat there like an incoherent idiot.

Believe me I know, I was on the ground in both places for my company. Mississippi looks good. Lets put it this way for New Orleans, you cannot spell “Not so much” without NO.

Rasta = Junk_Junk

So is GOS the bat shit crazy Uncle we keep locked in the attic?

Junk_Junk, good to see you.

How’s everything going? You ever talk with Real_Real?

Christie must be very amused then.

Get back down in Mom’s basement Emp!

maybe they could sumu wrestle

You nailed it.

no just Horseshit

Even Faux News?

cause they took the money and ran.  Hell some fool (Bashir) had Nagen on – lol!

The billions that went missing and was misappropriated is an embarrassment that nobody wants to look at.  

Leedog is a Camel Humper.

Such a wimp.

I heart him as well.   Wish he were my governor (or president).  When a hurricane comes, get off the beach, and get prepared.   No one’s risking their lives because some dopes don’t have the sense to seek proper shelter.   

3 words must be your language limit.

i’ve read your blech now for a while.  so, what actions do YOU propose?

Yo TVN alumni!! :OP

How about a souped-up Lawnboy?! :OP

More like the inbred cousin who keeps escaping from the “medical facility” he was assigned to.

The only thing missing was “If you insist on being a moron, you’re on your own. Good luck, and we’ll see you next week, when you wash ashore.”

I think it’s a good idea to reserve your sternest language for morons, and not for the people who are paying the bills. Common sense.

Now we can get the party started.

  Helicoptor Boy says: “You ppl in Asbury Park get off da damn beach, hop in ya helicopters and go to one of your inland homes c’mon ya stoops get off da beach er ya gonna get me in trouble good, dis is me coverin my enormous ass,  so jump in ya skycopter or ya jeep or ya benz and get ofa da beach”

  Helicoptor Boy says: “You ppl in Asbury Park get off da damn beach, hop in ya helicopters and go to one of your inland homes c’mon ya stoops get off da beach er ya gonna get me in trouble good, dis is me coverin my enormous ass,  so jump in ya skycopter or ya jeep or ya benz and get ofa da beach”

Your Senator is a future POTUS.

Look, Ma! No TelePrompTer!

And here we have a shining example of a compassionate progressive.

 That’s what governors are SUPPOSED to do.  Somehow, due to right winged propaganda, too many Americans are led to believe that government at any level has no role whatsoever in disaster preparedness or recovery.

–Cobra

Chris Christie (R – Assholistan) 2012!

The hurricane wasn’t (and isn’t) anywhere near New Jersey. I assume he was urging them to evacuate because there was (and is) no actual danger on the beach (yet).

This fellow says this hurricane is being way over hyped: http://www.therightscoop.com/dr-simon-atkins-hurricane-irene-is-being-way-over-hyped/

The media does tend to exaggerate things a bit. Either way, we’ll see what happens.

Nanny state?

Better to be safe then sorry

Not only is Vidal an excellent writer, (Burr, Lincoln, 1876), he is responsible for Michelle Bachmann becoming a Republican. As a Democrat, and a human, I say….THANKS, GORE!!

“No thanks, I just had lunch.”
-Chris Christie

I blame Bobby Jindal.

Liberals are a bunch of whining brats ,who need a nanny state to take care of them.
Adult Men and Women take care of themselves, and vote Conservative.

ps….Obama’s just as good a President, as he is a Bowler!

A million what? Used 3rd. rate jokes?

Boy no wonder you get no likes, ever thought of leaning to speak English.

Boy you sure are stupid.

Gasoline prices are hurting generator sales.

Big Govt. GUY. 

Democratic Rally TODAY
 
We are holding a Hate Bush, Hate Republican, Hate Tea Party, Hate Bachmann, Hate Palin, a Colossal Party at Asbury Park Beach this morning at 10:00AM.
 
Bring your signs, bring Mom & Dad, bring Grandpa  & Grandma, bring the kids, your neighbors who thing just like you.
 
It is going to be fun….drive your cars right on the beach…we will reserve plenty of room for you.
 
See you there!

“You’re done. It’s 4:30 PM. You’ve maximized your tan. Get off the beach. Get in you cars and get out of those areas.” The man is serious.”

Not nice , but it worked . He cut his vacation short .

ANOTHER MSNBC ANCHOR BITES THE DUST
 
As we reported yesterday, this is Contessa Brewer‘s final day anchoring on MSNBC. A change that — after 8 years at the NBC cable network — Brewer is looking forward to.
“This is a great time in my life to make some changes,” Brewer tells TVNewser. “If I wait, it’s easy to get complacent. I’m intent on making this the best life I can have. This summer brought that home.” In June, Brewer, 37, lost the baby she had been carrying.
 
AFTER LOSING HERE BABY, CONTESSA DECIDED THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN LIVING AND BREATHING HATE EVERY DAY.  GOOD FOR HER!

You should write for a living…

No, Darren, that’s what the cartoon in your head is. It is not what conservative philosophy is.

You are morbidly flatulent and unintelligent!

You are repellent at all levels of govt!

But you bend over at the drop of a soap bar!

You too!

No – I haven’t spoken to Real since he created that MSNBC twitter fan page – maybe a year or so.

Good grief…

*w00t w00t*

It’s Volt’s time of the month and she’s watching PMSNBC all day.

Bring your kids to the hate rally. Teach them to hate people who disagree with you. We’ll give them little purple uniforms signed by Richard Trumka.

The only people who watch PMSNBC do so during their tme on the month.

Yep. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

Sexist! Did you hate your Mom too?

“Come on, hes just warning people” Warning them that he would be a joke if he ever did run for President.    

You are a lovely human being.

Because most of the people who were affected were Black.  Isn’t that what you want to hear?  White people are good, industrious, honest, hardworking.  Black people are lazy thieves who just want a free ride.  You feel better now?

You mean it took you twelve (12) hours to come up with that feeble non-response, Nutsofast?

In his case, perhaps “right fora libin”.

In his case, perhaps “right fora libin”.

In his case, perhaps “right fora libin”.

WHERE TO START?

Rubio has a lot [SLANG. USE "MUCH" or "GREAT".] of [IF YOU USE EITHER, OMIT "OF".] promise.It it [IS] way to [TOO] early in his Senate career to make a diffinitive [DEFINITIVE] call on his potential, but after the speech he gave at the Reagan library, I would definitely say he has upward trajectory.     

He’s certainly disappeared, hasn’t he?

I don’t think anyone was all that worried until CNN showed the scene at the NJ Governor’s Mansion. Three (3) moving vans of Ding Dongs, Twinkies, Cheetos, Slim Chips, Chips Ahoy and Mountain Dew being unloaded in the event of a power failure.

I’m sorry. Did I make you feel uncomfortable?

Reality isn’t always pleasant, is it?

You don’t even make very creative fat jokes.

Lame.

That’s all anyone who dislikes Christie has to say. And they say it over and over and over. The helicopter.–how long are you going to milk that one????  If corizine were still here, wed all be paying 20 grand a year in property taxes (at least) and bitching about it while the unions bankrupted us.

No. Lefties, of any color seem to be predominately dishonest hacks who only care about getting power and taking from others because of their jealousy, envy, or in the case of the wealthy ones, their guilt complex.

No. Lefties, of any color seem to be predominately dishonest hacks who only care about getting power and taking from others because of their jealousy, envy, or in the case of the wealthy ones, their guilt complex.

Be careful.  The “Waste Management” guys are gonna be coming after you fer tawkin’ like dat!

Boy you people are really sad

You reality is extremely uncomfortable.The”reality” that comes from humans like you that is.

I’m a person. Not a people and quite happy as well.

But it is reality.

Face it.

But it is reality.

Face it.

Why do you hate fat people?

Not when you are used to Obama. He is like one of those bobbing bird toys that never stops bending over.

Robert’s inspiration for this humorous rant are the crumbs , wrappers and stains on or about his companion BFD on the couch next to him .

What happened to Christie? He started out as a feisty, refreshing, yet, humble guy, but now he’s nothing but a smartass.

When will the “looting” start?

I havent seen my property taxes go down with Gov Chrispie Cream. As a matter of fact, they went up because he cut state aid to towns.

Silly Keeva, don’t you see that ppl like Dronetek will do and say anything that might, even remotely, make the President look bad.  And let’s not forget these are the same types of idiots who show great disdain for any govt intervention.  More hypocrisy.  

Thank you for proving you have no clue about our Constitution and the concept of states rights that you claim so much to love. What’s really scary is how you have 8 LIKES to this comment! Shows how ignorant and hypocritical the right is.

I think we have to give the guy credit, while some might not like him and I am not crazy about some of his views, in other words he is a RINO, he looks more presidential than the buffoon in office now.

If you’ll remove that hat from your head kitty, you might find where you left your sense of humor.

I know.

Most of u liberals are happy because ignorance is bliss. And by God you are so ignorant to what it takes to be a leader.

Speak English u ignorant dumb ass

“get the hell off the beach!’ ….. “make sure you have FIVE days of food!!”… funny that the fat grandstanding pig mentioned food so often.

Goober nation speaks.

Where is your message taking President Obama to task for declaring New Jersey a disaster area when Hurricane Irene was no where near New Jersey?  You are revealing yourself as a partisan hack once again.

I wouldn’t say smartass… I think he is edgy but it’s appropriate. He is no nonsense and he was not happy that some people were defying the evacuation order. Shows some grit and I think that is refreshing!

And obnoxiously condescending!

Perhaps the people on the beach “acted stupidly”, and thus require a rebuke from an authority figure…or is that only cops in Massachusetts?
Maybe after the hurricane Christie can have the beachgoers to the governor’s mansion for a beer?

I completely agree with what Gov Christie is saying, mainly because it’s exactly what I would be saying to people in the same situation.
Having lived in the Midwest my whole life and dealt with tornadoes several times a year, my “Bye, Peaceing Out to safety!” reflex is well-honed. If I lived near a coastal area and ‘hurricane’ was mentioned I’d be 100 miles away, but I also realize that there will always be a percentage of the population that will willfully ignore their own safety due to ignorance…

Presidents and Governors (of both parties) always declare disasters well in advance of known threats. It’s the mechanism which allows some response services to get into place, they grants local officials more legal authority and the formal declaration assures all level of government . It’s what every President and Governor does and it’s different than screaming “get off the beach”, 24 hours before inclement weather.

Amazingly enough, this is NOT too far from the truth!

Poor guy in Mass. There is no freedom when you can’t choose to do something remotely dangerous. Will they tell me I can ski down a black diamond course next, where I could actually ski into and hurt someone or SCUBA dive?

If you call him foul mouth, then  you call all of the people in NJ foul mouth.  Spoken like a true native.

If you call him foul mouth, then  you call all of the people in NJ foul mouth.  Spoken like a true native.

Wow! What a great role model for us!!!!!! I so want him to represent our nation one day!!!(SARCASTIC)

What a one term loser…..to a point?  The state owned LBI govenors beach house makes him  a hyprocrite. welcome to NJ,  Now I know after 43 years the definition of a dumbass. what a shame.