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Jon Stewart’s Interview With Ricky Gervais Devolves Into Hysterical ‘Pandas F**king’ Routine

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The always audacious Ricky Gervais pushed The Daily Show‘s TV-14 parental rating limits to their logical breaking-point in an uproarious panda-pornographic interview-extravaganza, Tuesday night.

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Gervais appeared on the program ostensibly to promote his HBO show Life’s Too Short, but for some strange and wonderful reason, the topic hilariously veered into the explicit particulars of saucy, gooey panda sex.

“The thing is — right now, pandas are one of the most endangered species on the planet, right?” Gervais observed. “We’re all rushing around going let’s save the panda but they’re not meeting us halfway. They’re not having sex so that’s fundamental to surviving. When did they stop having sex? Why are they so like middle-class bohemian going, ‘we’re not going to have children!’ It’s ridiculous. This is true, don’t get me started on the Chinese! They’re so worried about the panda — the national emblem, right — that they started giving their pandas in captivity, Viagra. That’s absolutely true. and I looked into this, right? The normal copulation of a panda is two minutes. Which is fine, I think, about right, isn’t it?”

“That doesn’t sound endangered to me,” Stewart interjected.

“Yes! Get it done, right?” Gervais continued. “Now, but on Viagra they can copulate for 30 minutes!”

Stewart was giddily repulsed by this suggestion.

“But what difference does that make? You either finish or you don’t,” Gervais added. “So what difference does it make? Unless Viagra makes you ejaculate for the full 30 minutes…until they just sort of slip off the back of the female like something you stick your pajamas in and… the female is left like a big wobbly spunk bomb!”

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Johns/1681497708 Michael Johns

    Jon & Ricky – two of my favorite people!

  • Anonymous

    I’m big fan of this show but this was a bad show & the interview with Gervis was disturbing & stupid. Thanks goodness for Colbert.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, did that offend your delicate temperament, you pious boy scout?

  • Anonymous

    No, if panda porn & raping raccoons is your thing, by all means.

  • Anonymous

    Great interview.  Four words I thought I’d never hear on television “big wobbly spunk bomb”, but with the rise of the tea party and teabaggers controlling the republican party it was inevitable.

  • Anonymous

    I would laugh if a conservative takes you seriously & thinks that’s what Jon called the T Party.

  • Hout Bosques

    And what if it is? What’s it to you?

    You obviously don’t engage in enough Mediaite intercourse. This place is typically jam-packed with roadkill humpers. Do you know the Gloves family? Whoa; you have to take the static cleaner to your keyboard at least twice after they waft thru.

  • Hout Bosques

    You SHOULD laugh: Big Wobbly Spunk Bomber is pretty much analogous to the name of the guy currently leading the GOP presidential contest. Google it. 

  • Anonymous

    “turn it around”

    hahaha.

  • RANDER1010

    It warped his fragile little mind

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/565TCXMB2XP263LC6JONTU4N6A Kim

    My friend just met a chocolate man on Blackwhitemeet.COMit’s where for men and women looking for interracial’ship for a fabulous lifestyle
    It’s a nice place for black white sing’les, to interact with each other…no bounds or extremes in front of true love.

  • expatpatriot

    OK, that was funny. And not even political.

    Improv is sometimes (often) the funniest of all comic styles.

  • Anonymous

    Those are great moments when one funny thought seamlessly leads to another.Booze often helps.

  • Anonymous

    For starters, it’s animal cruelty & degrading to the panda & raccoon.

  • Anonymous

    Pandas don’t lube.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DTZYPXWOOH5YNKO4CHRBT2UBLI coll

    I’d rather watch two genuinely witty and funny people in conversation than most standup comedians. That was hilarious.

  • Anonymous

    Don’t get me wrong, I love a good sex joke, and if it’s sex with animals that’s cool as well. Sex with pandas sort of crosses the line tho.

  • http://www.facebook.com/emirbiz Emir De La Biz

    “Don’t get me wrong, I love a good sex joke, and if it’s sex with animals that’s cool as well. Sex with pandas sort of crosses the line tho.”
    hahahaha! so stupid!

  • Ben

    Off the rail…lol..

  • Adam Breault

    Funniest interview Ricky Gervais has done in a while. When I thought he was going a little soft with the fuss of the Golden Globes, he pull this out. Just great!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Imnot-Tim/100002377097501 Imnot Tim

    dumbest comment ive ever seen on the internet  literally.  on so many levels – just so mega stupid and so un self aware.  wow.  an A plus in idiocy.  congrats.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Imnot-Tim/100002377097501 Imnot Tim

    and 3 people “liked” it.  wow.

  • Anonymous

    That was hilarious. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/matthew.minard Matthew Minard

    classy and classic! 

  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

    Ricky Gervais is “to me ” the funniest person on the earth. You cannot debate this. AND, he is an athiest too!!! WOW!!! He is the best!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Josh-Davies/538627730 Josh Davies

    can tell if trolling or just a fool

  • http://twitter.com/Siantist Amardeep Sian

    “Degrading to the panda and raccoon” says SatanicHAMSTER … nice profile pic too.

    Go watch Mike and Molly. Oh wait, they degrade overweight people. 

    Hmmmm, Chappelle? … Nah, quite a few race-based jokes in there …. 

    … so much for a country which prides itself on free speech etc.

  • Anonymous

    What are you smokin & where could I get some?

  • Anonymous

    Sorry I don’t love panda porn & raccoon raping just as much as you. Doesn’t make me a fool. I just have different preferences.

  • http://twitter.com/Siantist Amardeep Sian

    Cannabis – Amsterdam. You know, the land of the ‘free’.

    By the way, could you stop raping that hamster – looks like its eyes are gonna pop out.

  • Anonymous

    It’s actually your mom.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1068641441 Phil Buckley

    That panda routine was from his first stand up dvd Animals, even the wobbly spunk bomb… 

  • David Davidson

    Jim Jeffries?

  • Anonymous

    I love how you are acting like they actually did this, they were simply making a joke. It was hilarious, and yes, I’m sure it was degrading to all the panda’s and raccoon  that were tuning in to the program, oh wait, they aren’t sentient beings that feel emotions like that. Piss off it you are going to get offended by something as simple as someone making a joke of something THAT WOULD NOT, AND COULD NOT EVER HAPPEN. 

  • Anonymous

    Actually, they’ve been giving pandas Viagra & showing them porn for years now. Raping a raccoon is also possible as Gervais personally demonstrated.

  • Anonymous

    That’s something different.

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  • expatpatriot

    I didn’t see the rest of the show, but the Stewart-Gervais exchange literally put me on the floor laughing.

    Hence suggesting why the fart joke (and similarly low comedy) will never die.

  • Anonymous

    Whatever, I guess I just remember them talking about giving pandas Viagra & showing them porn at least 3 years ago, so been there done that (wow I can’t believe I just said that about panda porn).

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/52FSJYNQ2WQGLYXQF3U5CIPTSM Tom

    Uh, Hamster dude, this is absolutely hilarious. Exactly why are you upset about it? Did God leave out your sense of humor when he made you?

  • http://www.facebook.com/robert.wessman Wezz Juell

     you sir, are a kuksugandejankare….thats swedish, but without any spaces :) ……this was the funniest interview i’ve seen for ages…..laugh at it couse it’s funny or admit you have no humor

  • Anonymous

    I have humor, but I was making the same jokes 3 years ago when they first reported on the Chinese giving pandas Viagra & showing them porn.

  • http://twitter.com/aemoreira81 Adam Moreira

    It’s after 11 PM—just issue it an MA rating! At least you know what you’re getting with Ricky Gervais.

  • Anonymous

    Utterly juvenile and poor taste.  And utterly effing hilarious.

  • cfc912

    The jew was a little funny. Gervais carried the interview though.

  • http://twitter.com/danbullock Dan B

    Oh god, so funny. 

  • http://twitter.com/tcgreen92 Tom Green

     Pretty much all stand-up comedians (good ones anyway), are atheists. To do stand-up, you have to be able to criticise things and take the piss. Ricky Gervais is the second funniest stand-up anyway, because Jimmy Carr is the funniest man alive.

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