I’ve been away from Mediaite for about five months.  It’s amazing how partisan and biased this website really is.  But to be honest, I don’t care as long as the…writers (sigh)…are truthful about their slant.  You see, that’s what I don’t mind about Rush.  He’s a neocon…and he’s pretty much honest about it.  Ed Shultz from MSNBC…he’s obviously another liberal and he’s honest about it.

Can’t we just all get along?

“ ‘Good luck, David, in believing in nothing,’ Rios replied.”

Does this woman really prefer that people believe in unproven fairy tales than realities that one can see, experience and test?

seriously? who cares, technically, Catholics are Jesus eating no?  I was raised in catholic church as an adolescent and they made us eat “the body of christ” and also drink “the blood of christ” .. Also , is it not true they are technically an arm of NAMBLA? with all the sexual abuse and cover up? Notice despite it being over the top, they are not disputing the main points., they are just acting offended. 

But the left “hates God” and so they “attack the constructs.”

I’m sure Catholic God loves his followers using divisiveness to score political points. 

You really had to leave the commercials in the segment?

I probably wouldn’t use “cult” but “Jesus eating” is what the RCC accepts as part of their rituals. They apply literally John 6:54, “He who feeds on my flesh and drinks my blood has life eternal,”

God does love David Silverman, but He will still judge and condemn him if he continues to reject Christ, the only One who can save him from judgement.  http://atheistlegitimacy.blogspot.com/

Rios felt that Christianity is indeed seen as “fair game” for mockery,
and that those on the left “roll over backwards” to protect Islam.

As once again show by THIS Mediaite article:

http://www.mediaite.com/online/bbc-chief-christianity-is-treated-with-less-sensitivity-than-other-religions/

So… again we say, Duuuuuuuuh.

is a god really just an absentee landlord?

Like a socialist utopia?

Actually, Christopher Hitchens rightly described belief in an invisible almighty as a “celestial North Korea,” adding, however, that at least when you die in North Korea you’re done with it.

Rush is not a neocon but a con(servative) while Fat Ed used to be a conservative but now is a pudding addict.

Go to a Mosque and declare that the Koran/Quran is an unproven fairy tale.

I’m sure you’ll be showered with love and affection.

Yes, Mediaite had been invaded by rabid leftists in recent weeks.  I don’t know what happened, but it seems there must be some website out there that doesn’t discourage hate speech and they referenced a Mediaite article, or something…   Hopefully the trolls will soon get bored and go back to their original sites.

fox and megyn should get over themselves! the piece was hilarious! promote free speech. we allow mr.frothy and his hateful free speech!

Reject “Christ”? Simple word, but like five thousand denominations of Christianity disputing its meaning. Why would any athiest think of believing in “Christ” when that word means different things to different people. Same thing with the word “God”. I can see why people want to say that they do not believe in “God” because the way many people, especially the fundamentalists, define ”God” is not something anyone should admit believing in.

 If you had the faintest idea of what socialism is, you would know that it has nothing to do with utopian thought.  Marx never said that socialism would end suffering, only that it would reduce scarcity and end oppression.

 Man, I really don’t like fundies… 

I’d rather not believe in a god that reserves salvation only for those that fan his ego while good, non-Christian people are condemned to the depths of hell.

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Funny but you seem like a pretty rabid troll yourself, though not as bad as some of the total right wing nutbags.

I despise Islam for what it does too, but I am not a masochist nor do I want to attack anyone just for believing in a faith

Well considering the Catholics literally believe that the wafer is Jesus’s flesh and the wine is his blood, that is hardly an unusual or original take from Ariana. I think that is pretty creepy too and it sounds like the same reason true cannibals eat corpses: to gain their spirit and strength of the dead person. Too bad the right is so good at exploiting the simple minded believers with faux outrages.

they have to by law, if they are using the clips in that format! 

Go ahead and stick up for a faith that oppressed your people for a millenia or more while whining all yesterday about Farrakahn

well considering the power Catholic church wields across the globe, they deserve to be treated as they are, Not to mention all of the sex abuse world wide. please, I have no sympathy for the church of pedophiles. 

You don’t condemn a person to an eternity of torment if you love you, Sounds like you had a really abusive and cruel father; who after tormenting you, told you how much he “loved” you.

what is the obsession with right wingnuts with screaming about Islam every time Christianity is dissed. Arent you different than Islam? Then dont compare yourselves by saying mooslims would cut peoples heads off, etc. 

Conservatives in general lack the irony and satire genes. They don’t understand that satire is indeed meant to offend, as well as inform. It’s one of the most powerful literary devices as is attested to by Jonathan Swift (Gulliver’s Travels, How to Cook Irish Babies), Lewis Carroll (Alice through the Looking Glass),  and even Ann Coulter for Chrissakes.

Their base consist of the Nascar , tractor pull, monster truck rally types and they reject higher education, especially liberal arts like history, English,literature and the humanities. In short, they’re blissfully ignorant and revel in their ignorance. They’re our very own Taliban.

They’ll always be with us unfortunately. Let’s just hope the rest of the populace recognizes them for who and what they are. Dummies.

For someone who has only been posting here for a day… you sure do “know” a lot about everyone.

Why is that?

Hey! Hey! I love NASCAR and monster trucks.  I will pass on tractor pulls so I guess that makes me Independent.

It’s quite simple. I’m not religious myself, but any sentient, thinking person can understand that while it’s acceptable to criticize and mock Christianity with no consequence, disrespect shown towards the Muslim religion often results in bloodshed, mayhem and death. It’s not at all a matter of comparing the two religions, they both purportedly advocate for “peace”.  

People like you and Chuck are so laughable with your faux reasonableness & integrity; when merely you end up sounding like all the other people on talk radio. Most of the really rabid hatefilled stupid comments here as on most boards come from righties.Yet you two are so mendacious that you ignore them but look for anything from the left in order to gin up your vintage outrage. I don’t expect you to answer for every conservative nutcase here, but puhleeze, the dimwit tripe from Chuck, that started this sub-thread, is reall pathetic

Thanks for your input, asshat.

Brilliant! Not.

Burppppppppppp! Ahhhhh, tasty!

I am a road race snob myself, an eleetest

Why don’t you go lick up some of that frosty you faggots are always talking about?

we’re not comparing ourselves.  We are telling you that you’re welcome to bash all religions – so go right ahead. Tell them there really aren’t vestal virgins waiting for them.  I dare you! lol

p.s. Richard sends his regards and he’s not 100% certain there isn’t a God, so  conduct yourself accordingly.  

No.

“people believe in unproven fairy tales”—I assume you’re equating that to “faith”. Do you have faith in anything GOP? Just wondering.

Yeah! No tradin’ paint with you snooty people.

I think you must be posting from a script.  Is Media Matters contracting with China slave labor now?   Come on, open up, set yourself free (for a moment anyways).

 And I rest my case. Book learnin’ is for faggots, riiiiiggggght!

Notice all the new trolls posts are eerily similar?  

Telling us again, but never asking, good work!
But since you are so hot about anti-semites, especailly the black muslim variety, this classic white GOPher should amuse you.

Republican Congressional Candidate Says ‘Holocaust Never Happened’
http://oaklawn.patch.com/articles/republican-congressional-candidate-says-holocaust-never-happened#c

Is that the best you can do Chuck, smear me with false accusations and attribute positions to me that I dont believe in. You are part of the problem, not the solution, You are short on reason and integrity,

Don’t lean on my vintage Beemer, MOPAR knave!

You do realize that you are proving krom’s point?

How compassionate and tolerant of you. “Conservatives in general” are stupid, ignorance loving, and even your very own Taliban. Higher education? Seems more like common stereotyping and generalization. But then, maybe your post is supposed to be satire.

“Good luck, David, in believing in nothing,” Rios replied. “God loves you anyway.”

Rios, God believes you are an annoying bitch.

I love the “snarky” comment!

How about the Catholic Church apologizes for, just to stay on topic and keep it short,scaring children with the horror story of a character on a cross you get to eat at your First Communion?

ahhh “addict” … something Fat Ed and Rush have in common. How is that old doper Limbaugh doing anyway?

Wrong! Licking frosty is for faggots.

There was a point? Ha!

Sandy Rios is the epitome of “smarmy.”  

Thanks for the straw man argument.  Nice try to divert the conversation.

Pure capitalism is as much a “utopia” as is pure socialism.  We live in what is commonly referred to by economists as a “mixed” economy.  It has elements of both socialism and capitalism without being either.

Unlike political debates, religion truly does promise utopia, whether it is a Christian claiming you will meet all of your relatives and childhood pets when you die, or a Muslim who believes flying a plane into a building will net him 72 virgins.

Forgive us skeptics and non-believers for not buying into any utopias, left or right, Christian or otherwise.

Regardless of how adherents of Christianity or Islam behave, that does not change the fact that both are alternative ways of articulating unprovable, unfalsifiable claims about the universe.

A person may be a “nicer” believer in fairly tales – but that person is still a believer in fairy tales.

Let me get this straight:

God supposedly creates humans with free will. The human then honestly uses his free will to come to the conclusion that no God exists. God then judges the very person he supposedly created for incorrectly using his free will that he gave him.

Then what is the point of having free will if you can’t be incorrect?

I love the “God loves you anyway” quip.  It has all the sensitivity of Mormons baptizing dead Jewish Holocaust survivors.

I am just happy Catholic Church is still the richest in the world. I thought maybe we dropped to 2 or 3.

You’re right Sandy, we’re sorry. We’re sorry you rape kids and cover it up. We’re sorry you have the audacity and arrogance to speak on God’s behalf. We’re sorry for your intolerance, a result of your invented morality. We’re sorry you confused the attack on your cult as an attack on God. God knew we didn’t mean Her.

I demand that Sandy Rios apologize for mocking atheists!

I don’t see what was inaccurate about the column.

 From what I gathered the article is poking fun at how Christians attack each other, such as claiming Mormons are not Christians, or Santorum saying protestants have departed Christianity. Catholicism claims to be the one true church doesn’t it, as well as a few other denominations. Heck, Mormons believe tat don’t they, since te prophet Joe Smith restored the gospel that man had messed up,

Look at the snarky little christian bitch mouthing off at the end there. Would Jesus have been a snarky little bitch?

Right back at ya

Funny how he gets proved right.

What, a person can’t read articles and comments on the site without commenting? I was reading articles for months before I finally signed up to comment. By then, I definitely knew who people were.

I loved how she singled out the Christian God, {not to be confused with trhe fake god those other religions worship} 
I doubt people hate something they don’t believe in.
The whole “believeing in nothing” thing always makes me laugh. Every human being has a belief system and something they believe in. Just because some diety isn’t included for some people doesn’t mean they believe in nothing. Kinda judgemental for her to say that isn’t it?

Meek and mild Jesus, love me or burn in hell for eternity. Such a deal.

Hahaha the article was great and Dave made his points, like usual.  Poor christians.

No one in politics now is promoting anything like a “socialist utopia” so your comment doesn’t really apply. 

By the way, the “invisible hand” of the free market is as much of a fairy tale as anything else. It’s the application of social Darwinist views to politics, i.e. letting the strongest survive will result in the best system. Scientists (and many economists) dismissed that notion a long time ago, understanding that evolution does not mean best results nor does it result in the strongest surviving. Letting the strongest survive can often result in terrible conditions for all. 

Yet wingnuts in the GOP believe that somewhere an magical fairy named the “Invisible Hand” would make everything work better if the government would just stop setting up rules for the game. It’s a simplistic view. 

It’s a shame he’s not around anymore. I respected him even when I disagreed. Compare Hitchens to someone we’re stuck with still, like Dick Morris. 

When we talk about market in marketing we’re alway’s making generalizations. Without such generalizations and assumptions, based I might add on empirical evidence, we’d have no such thing as marketing. Again, my point is proved by a conservative you have to talk to like a fifth grader.

Stereotyping and generalizing about an entire swath of fellow Americans proves absolutely nothing.

 The WHOLE “eating of flesh” ritual is VERY pagan and is recognized immediately by them…If you remember Kipling’s “The Man Who Would Be King” one of the British posers was partially eaten by the tribes-people they had fooled.

Marketing, and stereotyping (maybe prejudice is more appropriate) a wide group of people, aren’t the same things. And I don’t see how your point is proven by having to talk to one conservative like a fifth grader.

Nope.
He did beat up some capitalists in a church once though….hehe..
But a snarky little bitch he wasn’t.He was a cool dude,the original hippie.

The problem is so many people believe in god and religion, they think their very life is at stake if they don’t believe, hence they get really upset if you criticize it. What we are dealing with is survival, and human beings are wired to survive at all costs. Personally I would like to go back to the good ole days before we invented god and religion and teach people that it’s OK to live in the question, instead of making up stories about everything we don’t understand. Albert Einstein, as smart as he was, studied his entire life time and concluded that we cannot know the mind of God, the infinite, invisible, eternal energy behind all existence.

 What I find funny is The Thermodynamics of Heaven & Hell
The temperature of Hell. Fire & Brimstone 835.5°F/446.4°C
&
The temperature of Heaven as defined in the Bible  977°F/525°C

Wouldn’t you know–Heaven is hotter than hell. These figures were reached by the verses in the Bible. (OT & NT)

I won’t teach you anything, so figure out the correlation on your own. Go educate yourself –which means reading and being curious of mind. Help stop the conservative war on intelligence.

You have absolutely nothing of value to teach. And if you’re comfortable with such prejudices, I’d say you’re the one who is badly in need of a curious mind.

 I wonder what she said when she heard that Pope John Paul II, said that the Muslim God was the same Jewish God was the same God as the Christian God.

For Christians who would like to learn more about Jesus’ brothers…Read the Koran.

She’s such a condescending cow that woman. I’m pretty certain she is the woman that criticized those Fox News reporters that were captured by Islamic extremists. She’s a disgrace. They were Christians and in order to get out alive they praised Allah and said whatever needed to be said to save their own lives. She said in response that no real Christian does that and that they should have been willing to die for their religion. Says her from the safety of her office!

I’m pretty certain it’s her. She went on real time and was super condescending to maher as well, telling him she was superior and that he was ‘hungry’ and she was well fed. She’s pure evil.

Yep, little too into the mystical junk, but he had some good messages.

Rios has her head right up her butt.

Religion is a human construct! See how clever she is?

Good point. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmnnaNJkxvQ&feature=related 

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You can just FEEL the jealousy of all these “atheists” as they attack their imaginary enemies (gods). The Bible still stands as THE most amazing document in history, compiled over centuries, and full of life and love (something the atheists cannot come even close to duplicating) . . . meanwhile the atheists and agnostics have nothing but their own mouths and words, which will be forgotten in a few moments. They expend SO much energy for so little. Why waste your time attacking anyway?

It is not pagan at all since the concept comes from Jesus himself.  Too many half wits talk about flesh eating with no true understanding. Even though Catholics and other Christian sects believe in the literal meaning of Jesus words, this does not mean they they think they are eating actual human flesh. Jesus gave his disciples bread and told them “this is my body”. He did not invite them to bite his arm. 

Save us from retarded theologians criticizing what they clearly dont understand.

I’m not “sticking up” for anyone’s faith… rather, I’m wondering why journalist are too cowardly to criticize Islam, the same way they criticize Christianity.

You seem to have trouble following along. I’ll write slower.

Hmm… interesting. So because there was sexual abuse in the Catholic church, all Christians are bad, and all must be blamed for the sins of a few. Interesting.

I assume you believe this applies to all Muslims (the actions of some radical terrorists, can be attached to all Muslims), Liberals in the OWS protests (the violence from a few, represents all Liberals), and oh… let’s say Penn State (the sexual abuse from one coach, represents all of Penn State… Pennsylvania… and just to be equitable, all colleges, coaches, and athletes across the world).

Yes… that seems very fair.

Uh-oh. Looks like someone’s upset about my name. Bummer. Always focused on the important stuff, right “Jakester”… if that is your real name…!

Did you read the article? That guy says he’s “Philosophically, I’m a National Socialist.” He’s running for the Republican NOMINATION, and won’t win it. He’s a loon… and there really are plenty of them, aren’t there?

So what’s your point? You think this guy is representative of Republicans, simply because he’s trying to get a Republican nomination? I guess you feel the same about Democrats and Alvin Greene… right?

Jakester, you’re trying hard, and that’s great. But you’re failing… and failing by a lot. Perhaps this game isn’t for you.

Got it… you really hate people who disagree with you, but have no real reason why. You didn’t answer my question, rather you just started to ramble about something else irrelevant.

But we all see where you’re coming from. You’re a left-wing guy, who hates people who disagree with you. You have no tolerance for a difference of opinions, and are only able to see “hateful righties,” while ignoring people from your own side. We’ve seen it all before… you’re a dime a dozen.

But let me ask again… why is it that you “know” everyone so well. Have you been in a shadows, or is this just a new s/n for you?

Indeed.

Sure, I suppose you could. Although, I find it a little hard to believe. Why did it take you 6 months to start commenting? Why were you lurking on the sidelines, before jumping in?

And if that’s the case for Jakester (which he didn’t even address), shouldn’t he be closer to correct in his statements? For everything the guy says he “knows,” he hasn’t gotten much right yet.

Although as it is great exposing the obscurities of all religions so no
one faith feels superior to another, the piece was obviously therapy for Doyle. Selfish therapy.

Many go through a stage of animosity towards the religion they desert especially during the transition period from believers to non-believers.

Some mature and move on realizing attacking others beliefs accomplishes nothing but hurt but others are too damaged to be able to move on and live and let live

I’m not really moved by the criticism of Christianity these days. The Christian movement may have had its bad times, but the core message is quite rich. We’ve defeated Voltaire, Russell and inspired Tolstoy, Lewis and Bach. This hullabaloo will all end in the trash bin of history. You watch.

Well stated dsgspm. I’m a former Catholic, and I went through such a period of animosity. It seems Mr. Doyle, as well as a fair number of posters here, perhaps have a certain animus towards religion, whether they were ever religious themselves or not. Either way, some appear to just want to be Bill Maher acolytes.

I’m not a religious person, but as the old saying goes, “they doth protest too much”. After all, it is pretty easy pickings to trash religion, religious doctrine, and the flawed humans who seem to doom religious belief. But then, there remains the billions and billions of believers of every stripe who are peaceful, devout and well-meaning people.

I can only speak for my own point of view, but for the most part, seeing as I’m an American who does not speak English and spends most of my time online on American or at least English-language websites, I am dealing with a Christian-majority culture.  Not just that, but a Christian culture whose adherents are increasingly obsessed with the notion that they’re being persecuted or oppressed, even as they chip away at the foundations of modern society as best they can (going after contraception, for example).  I don’t live in a Muslim-majority culture, let alone an Islamic culture (two different things BTW).  I do not live in a society where the casual assumption is that Mohammed was the last and greatest prophet of God, that the Qu’ran and the sunnah are the word of God, etc, and that going against that earns me quizzical looks and snickering at best and discrimination or hostility at worst.  If I lived in a Muslim society, I would be more acutely and constantly critical of Islam.  As it is, it remains a tiny minority culture here in America.  No one is passing any laws imposing Islamic culture on Americans.  Fundamentalist Christianity is seeping into our institutions, but Islam is not, not in any real way that I can see.

As an atheist, I think the claims of Muslims – and Hindus, and Jews, and Sikhs and animists and Scientologists – are just as ill-founded as the claims of Christians.  But none of those other groups have any political power over me.

I also think too many Christians credit their religion with the achievements and sensibilities of secular, Enlightenment thought.  “Go into a mosque and tell them their religion is a lie,” you say.  In an American mosque, the reaction would probably be the same as in an American church: boos, insults, calls to the police.  In a mosque in, say, Nigeria?  Probably the same as a church in Nigeria.  There’s a good chance the congregation might surround me and beat me to death.  That’s due to the influence of modern secular thought and the civil protections of an educated, industrialized society, not to any particularly Christian love, nor Muslim rage.

 As to the book called the Bible, it is blasphemy to call it the Word of God. It is a book of lies and contradictions, and a history of bad times and bad men. There are but a few good characters in the whole book. The fable of Christ and his twelve apostles, which is a parody on the sun and the twelve signs of the zodiac, copied from the ancient religions of the eastern world, is the least hurtful part. Everything told of Christ has reference to the sun. His reported resurrection is at sunrise, and that on the first day of the week; that is, on the day anciently dedicated to the sun, and from thence called Sunday — in Latin Dies Solis, the day of the sun; as the next day, Monday, is Moon-day. But there is no room in a letter to explain these things.
Thomas Paine

Libtard…hmmm, perfect choice for a nick.

In marketing it’s a detailed research tool called VALs for Values and Lifestyles. It considers an audience demographic and psychographic characteristics. Is it a generalization to say that the CORE nasacr fan, lives in southern or rural states? Is it safe to say most have high school dpilomas and some college? Is it correct to say they are heavily evangelical? Is it safe to say they are conservatives and heavy on social issues. Those are all generalization — not necessarily streoptypes. And those generalizations are based on reems of MARKET research.

You just did attack atheists, oh so very biblical of you. Didn´t know that the Bible consists of more than words. Good for you, you have more than your own mouth and words.

There´s no jealousy involved. How would be jealous about the idea you are born as a sinner? That´s a pretty unhealthy attitude.

Why do you classify anyone with a different opinion / perspective as a “right wingnut”?  For the record, I’m an Independent that voted for Clinton in ’96 and almost voted Obama.

And I’m not comparing any religion to Islam and cutting off heads.  That’s called a strawman argument but if you want to, by all means, go ahead.

She’s right. Islam changes no lives.  No one ever gives their life in the service of Islam.

*kaboom!*

(P.S. Dying for your religious myth is stupid, no matter which myth it happens to be.)

I don’t despise the Islamic faith.  I do, however, despise blatant hypocrisy when it comes to mocking one religion, while protecting another just because it’s the PC thing to do…

”
“Go into a mosque and tell them their religion is a lie,” you say.  In an American mosque, the reaction would probably be the same as in an American church: boos, insults, calls to the police.  In a mosque in, say, Nigeria?  Probably the same as a church in Nigeria.  There’s a good chance the congregation might surround me and beat me to death.”

I understand where you’re going but respectively disagree.  Ask Matt and Trey from South Park.  They mock Jesus all of the time and only deal with minor complaints.  Mock Muhammad and they, along with Comedy Central, wish minor complaints were a worst case scenario.

In regards to a hypothetical Nigerian church beating a dissenter to death, if their holy text preached that reaction and it actually happens in the real world with some frequency, you would have a legit point.  Until then, not so much…

Thanks. Always nice to have another fan. Your choice of using the word “perfect” was well thought out.

Jesus was a profit and had no church affiliation. That was left up to his disciples, and other charlatans through the centuries to create for who’s benefit we have to question at times. There were many profits and many verses left out of the bible, condensing it to what it is today. So, if I read the bible and live my life by the teaching of the bible then I’m in good standing with my father. But if I join a cult of worshipers who believe their cult is the only cult then I’m breaking my vows to the holy father. Cults are for week minded people who live in like minded communities judging others and acting intolerant because they can’t win everyone over who sees through them. So they become authoritarian, as we see now in the Republican party.

well my apologies then, I had just read so much of that BS on here, I assumed that’s where you were coming from. 

I read the text you were quoting and thought you had written it and began my attack! LOL

“”Go into a mosque and tell them their religion is a lie,” you say.  In an American mosque, the reaction would probably be the same as in an American church: boos, insults, calls to the police.  In a mosque in, say, Nigeria?  Probably the same as a church in Nigeria.  There’s a good chance the congregation might surround me and beat me to death.”"

: group hug :

:D

Fascinating. From all that you can conclude that virtually half the country are “dummies”, “revel in their ignorance” and are comparable to the Taliban. I sure as hell hope you were joking, otherwise you’re nothing but a contemptable, if somewhat educated, bigot. 

Exactly right. I was confirmed as a “soldier of god” in the Catholic church and had my first Communion as a very young boy. And even at age seven or eight I could grasp the meaning of a metaphor—the body of Christ represented as a wafer of bread, the blood of Christ represented by wine. “Retarded theologians”, indeed.

I loved Doyle’s article.It’s funny because it’s TRUE.
Incredibly blunt and brash–but basically true.

And satire IS amusing–except to those that are being satirized.

I find it odd when believers get so outraged at seeing God
“insulted” and feel the burning need to defend God. 
The omnipotent, all-powerful God. That’s like jumping into
the ring to defend Ali because Frazier’s trying to hit him.

A knee-jerk defense just serves to demonstrate how weak and
fragile is the believer’s faith. They’re so afraid of realizing what
they already know (that adhering to this belief system is NOT
necessary for this life or life-after-death) that they fight for survival 
when their mental crutches are seemingly threatened.

Believers often forget they’re still using training wheels and crutches
that could have been thrown away years ago. But now it’s almost impossible
to let go. And many even start denying they use training wheels and crutches,
swearing they were born with them.

NOTE TO BELIEVERS:

If you can believe anything you want in public, I can make fun of anything I want in public.