Bravo!  Newt… Bravisimo!!!

Sour Grapes appear to be flourishing and very much in season with Newt Gingrich…

…It’s like getting a zero degree cold shower, after a dirty and scrappy mud slinging fight!

Newt should add that if he HIMSELF is elected, it will ALSO be a disaster for the US.

If Newt was a disaster , it must have been Bill Clinton’s personal power of persuasion, that got the deficit under control. That makes Obama look disastrously week compared to Clinton!

Disaster is getting your butt kicked and talking about being President. His total lack of awareness is Trump like.

Even living history evades him.

Historical disgrace with Stepford Wife looking on
____________________
Resigned In Disgrace

Gather round all you children, gather round, hear this story
About the fall of a politician at the height of his glory
He resigned in disgrace
Now he’s back in the race
And if we fall for his lies, it’s America’s Momento Mori.

Let’s hark back to the year 1994
When Republicans won like they hadn’t before
He was Speaker of the House
(and a horrible spouse!)
But his ethics were something no one could ignore.

In those days the Congress just did as they please
Graft and check kiting were a rampant disease.
They wrote bad checks
And had scurrilous sex
Without fear of sanction from the authorities.

Now our subject, the Speaker, was quite the hypocrite
He campaigned against corruption, while reveling in it.
He took the bold stance
To audit Congress’s finance
And that’s where Newt Gingrich, stepped in his own $#!+.

The Ethics Committee looked into Speaker Newt
To try to find out how he fenced all his loot.
They saw thousands of pages
Of Gingrich outrages
And when they asked why, the Speaker lied, or went mute.

There were lots of skeletons in Newt’s accounting trunk.
The more they dug into it, the more that it stunk!
But Congress sanctions their own
When they’re bad to the bone
‘Cause if they didn’t, Newt would be a cell block punk!

Newt got slapped on the wrist with a $300,000 fine
For his multiple scams that were over the line.
It was “intentional and reckless”,
Newt had proven himself feckless,
And after the next election, he was forced to resign.

It’s hard to imagine the size of the balls it would take
To run for the Presidency as ethics sanctioned snake.
He needs to be scorned,
And now you’re forewarned
That nominating Newt would be a disastrous mistake!
_____________________
Charles Ulysses Feney

You think that your poems are so cool,
But they really make you look like a fool.
They are lacking in wit,
“Cause you’re so full of sh*t,
I wrote better rhymes in elementary school ! 

Newt, of course, is running to restore the disastrous George W. Boosh policies that got us into this mess.

Nah, he’s good ;)

‘If Obama Is Re-Elected, It Will Be A Disaster For The U.S.’

Newt and Glenn Beck. Separated at birth.

Free comforting donuts for Gingrich and his team!

Think of this as we skip ahead in time its 2013 and Obama has just been sworn in again there at the back of the crowd is a fat white guy in his $1000.00 suit holding up a cardboard sign ITS THE END OF THE WORLD REPENT AND VOTE FOR ME ITS NOT TO LATE FOR ME TO WIN THE ELECTION REALLY YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME THE MOON IS WAITING PLEASE STOP THE INVESTIGATIONS INTO MY CAMPAIGN FINANCES AND CALISTA PLEASE CALL ME.

Signs of a desperate man: Gingrich, on the other hand, launched himself into the Romney juggernaut with a level of fury and desperation certain to produce uneasiness in the GOP for its poisonous tone. Gingrich is losing traction and is out of control. Bigotry and prejudice hiding behind the “Conservative” mantra. The conservatives want control at any cost. Hiding behind this title the TEA party wants to control you and your thoughts. They protest taxes which pays for a multitude of programs they deem unnecessary, in-effective or not allowed by the constitution. The try to shield their actions under limited government while allowing others to impose their strict religious beliefs. They want no controls over monies, schooling, curriculum and even isolationism. These guys want to grab and hold onto patriotism as their own and no one else can claim it. Birthers began immediately after Barack Obama began his run for the nomination. There is so much hatred for the fact that a black man won the presidency and even more than he has been effective even with the constant barrage of toxic talk. They have challenged in states and courts where TEA parties are most in control. The TEA parties ranks have remained steady and have offered their own candidates rather than meld into the mainstream Republican party. The Wall Street movement have brought to light the concentration of money in the hand of fewer and fewer people and the concentration of power in fewer more conservative people. The continued slurring of president Obama is contained in posts to inflame the people. Here’s an open call to open your minds and realize this man has been good for the country and shown to the world all Americans are equal, even with the constant drumbeat of political hacks and opposition leaders.

Spoken like a true partisan hack,
You’re so willing to cut him some slack,
If his poems were about Obama,
Or God forbid your mama,
You’d be wishing you could take that back !

This toad is as much an embarrassment to our political system as Sarah Palin and Donald Trump are… 

Seriously, what has Gingrich said that’s in the least bit controversial?  4 more years of Obama will be a disaster. The four years we got were a disaster.

What we got was a slow disaster recovery.

Excellent “speech.”
Please break it up into paragraphs (called adding white space) to make it easier to track while reading.

You are half-way decent, yourself.
Not right to pick on you for being on the wrong side of history. :-)

I think it was Clinton’s ability.
Obama will be much better in his second term. The rest of the Dems chickened out just before the mid-terms, and they will gain renewed courage as Obama wipes the floor with Romney.

Yes a disaster the market might almost double like it has since Bush left office! I will have even more money! Its crazy my mind is going to explode as I watch my stocks go up! I cant handle it.

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Speaker Gingrich, you’ve already established the kind of disaster you will be for the US.

Well, it actually hasn’t been 4 years yet. And President Obama, despite the 100% obstructionism from Congress, has managed to turn this ship away from financial disaster, and has been extremely effective as Commander in Chief. I’d say Obama’s a very successful, very intelligent man.

If Gingrich gets elected, it will be the end of the US.

Obstructionism? He had the Democrats in control for the first 2 of his years.  His first two moves were to spend almost $2 trillion dollars on the stimulus which was payback and went mainly to the government sector, so stimulated nothing, and followed up with Obamacare which 60% of the country did not want which according to the GAO will cost much more than Obama said it would and not be close to deficit neutral.  We are close to having 50% of the country receiving some kind of assistance from the federal government, most of that 50% doesn’t pay taxes. Exactly what metrics are you using to say that he has been successful?  He is openly hostile to the private sector and thinks the way to help people is not to get the economy going so more people are working and paying taxes, but to simply take it from one group to give to another.  Seriously one could go on and on.

Yeah! Newt because Obama is Hitler, Lenin, and Stalin rolled into one. It takes all of Washington to run the country into the ground, which is what has been happening for at least the last 30 years, but, the last 10 in particular. You may get the idiots who think a president has absolute power, but it takes our entire culture and mentality to run it into the ground.

So what is Newt doing? He is obviously not going to win anything. He is a very strange man.

Is this what your poem sounds like? If so, more work needs to be put in. 

He’s already a disaster!

He’s a pampered, self-serving Marxist (born & raised) who’s spends trillions of taxpayer dollars on his “social justice” redistribution of wealth to HIS SUPPORTERS.

He sports the same self-aggrandizing character as monarchs like Mubarak, Chavez and Assad – all peas in a pod!

The problem for Obama now, is that his leeching, parasitic supporters can only feed at the government trough until the taxpayer money runs out – and it’s OUT!

Now let’s see how far the OWS thugs and their Democratic Party supporters can take their Marxist Revolution!

Newt is talking about a movement to THWART THEM!

NEWT!

NEWT!

NEWT!

I used Mubarak, Chavez & Assad, because like those monarchs, Obama also hates most of the people he governs over.

It’s good to see more and more people are on to his duplicitous schtick!

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We would love for Newt to be the Republican nominee. By all means, please nominate Newt. I dare you.

Hickory dickory doc

Yes. And sour grapes make for a very poor whine.

A pubey going by Royal Court Jester
Had anger that he couldn’t sequester
So he penned a tired rhyme
That attempted to slime
The doggerel writing neocon molester.

But he could only put together one verse
‘Cause his poesy skills were quite terse
He wrote just one rhyme
Only one at a time
Which makes his skills only seem worse.

He’s incapable of contiguous thought.
It’s a skill that just can not be taught.
A mere one stanza tome
Isn’t really a poem
So his efforts have all been for naught.

Like him or not, his statement is as true as true can be. It will be terrible the US.

Gingrich is corrupt! He represents everything that is wrong with this country today. Here is my evidence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyeB36ctO5I and   look  it up Newt  can  be   a  puppet  as  his   Master  puppet  Casino     boss    linked  to  money  given  to   Newt  is  from  Chinese   crime.Dirty   money  to  fund   Newt  dirty  deals.

Does your mommy know you’re at the computer again?

Spoken like a true ayn rand narcissistic scumbag.

He Obama) sure has pissed off a huge bloc (Catholics) by telling them to pay for  birth control through Obamacare and other religions are joining forces with Catholics to stop this abomination. (I haven’t heard anything from the Muslims yet…nor do I expect to…they think killing family members is an honor thing…killing them before they’re born just makes it easier).
SO MUCH FOR THOSE VOTES….Captain Hussein

Newt needs to be put to sleep.

The Catlick vote is more than offset by Newt’s well deserved lecherous reputation among women.
____________________________
The Slimy Newt

A slimy neocon who calls himself Newt
Always plays the globalist skin flute
He gets on his knees
And does what they please
While lining his pockets with their loot.

With women, Newt’s always a smooth dancer
“Upgrade ‘em often!” is his standard answer
Which caused him, of course
To present his divorce
To his first wife as she lay dying of cancer.

Speaker Gingrich didn’t give a hoot
For his family when he gave ‘em the boot
He came up short,
Never paying child support
For the entire duration of the dispute.

Next Newt married a girl named Marianne
Whom he quickly decided to can
When she got a diagnosis
Of Multiple Sclerosis
Which threw a wrench in his political plan.

You see, Ol’ Newt had been hopin’
His marriage could be sexually open
But Marianne said “No way!
It’ll be a cold day
If you think i’ll OK your page gropin’ ”

Before Marianne announced she was sick
Newt was boning his aide, Callista Bisek
While Callista played Newt’s harmonica
He blasted Bill for gettin’ a Monica
‘Cause hypocrisy has always been Newt’s schtick.
_____________________
Charles Ulysses Feney

I was here long before you, and I’ll be here long after you give up and go home !!

By the way – poetry is for sissies !! Why don’t you go ahead and hyphenate your name and come full circle !!

I was here long before you, and I’ll be here long after you give up and go home !!

By the way – poetry is for sissies !! Why don’t you go ahead and hyphenate your name and come full circle !!

Double posting is a strong indication of frustration!

I’ll just take that post as a white flag, Monsieur Jester!

Boy, you really are full of yourself aren’t you? I bet you don’t even shit do ya’?

SPOT ON!  Obama is already a disaster for the country

If a Republican is elected President there wll be many sorry voters. It has been projected that if a Republican is elected there will be another civil war in 2014.
They want to restrict voting rights, roll back civil rights, undermine womens rights, privatize social security which will cost the taxpayer more and seniors will get less. And, they want to repeal health care and they oppose bargaining rights for workers. They will support a bill that would preclude bargaining for wages and benefits.

It should be obvious, even to the most brain dead leftists, that Obama is a total failure as a leader!  If you Love America and out Culture, vote for someone beside Obambi!  If you Hate America and everything we stand for, vote for Obama, because he feels the same!

Dear friend, Obama WILL be re-elected, and will proceed to complete the collapse of the U.S.  Yes you did…and will again, then kiss America goodbye.  Sadly, it is only then when you and your ilk will realize how you have been duped, after you come out of your stupor from asking…”what happened to our country?”.  You have learned nothing from history!!!!