‘Take Your Limp D*ck … Somewhere Else!’ Scott Galloway Unleashes Unhinged Rant Over ‘Creepy’ Trump’s WHCD Remarks

Scott Galloway made it clear he did not enjoy President Donald Trump’s jokes at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Galloway accused the president of being a perverted old man during the Tuesday episode of the Pivot podcast, as he and co-host Kara Swisher recapped the bash from last week.

“We have this 80-year-old-man making the creepiest — this wasn’t about insults, it’s like this dude is just so f*cking creepy,” Galloway vented. “It’s like your grandfather whose daughter shows up and won’t stop talking about his grandson’s girlfriend in a very uncomfortable way. It’s like dude, just take your limp dick and take it somewhere else!”

Swisher was cracking up and a bit grossed out as Galloway ranted. “Ewww… creepy,” she said.

Galloway was particularly upset about Trump comparing CNN anchor Kaitlan Collins to trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney. 

“I thought Kaitlan had really made it big with a major new sponsorship,” Trump quipped at the dinner. “But then I informed her that it wasn’t her on the Bud Light can, it was Dylan Mulvaney.”

The president also busted out one of his recurring complaints about Collins — that she “never smiles.”

Swisher alluded to the president’s barbs a few minutes before Galloway accused Trump of having a flaccid penis.

“You know, don’t come for Kaitlan Collins, my friend,” Swisher said. “I thought she acted rather well.”

Galloway then pulled up a picture of him and Collins on his iPhone and held it up for the Pivot viewers to see.

“Notice what she’s doing here?” Galloway asked.

“She’s smiling,” Swisher said.

Galloway confirmed Collins was indeed smiling, before adding, “In addition to being a very talented journalist, she’s also a lovely person who smiles when appropriate.”

Trump seemed unfazed by gripes his joke about Collins was “transphobic,” because he doubled down on Sunday with an apparently AI-generated picture of Collins holding up a Bud Light can like Mulvaney.

Watch above.

Jason Cohen contributed to this story.

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