‘Gave Me Muscles Where I Don’t Have Them!’ Trump Ad-Libs His Way Through Bonkers Ad For ‘Mugshot Edition’ Crime Swag

Former President Donald Trump promoted his new set of “MugShot Edition” criminal arrest commemorative swag with a clearly-ad-libbed video chock full of bonkers asides.

Nearly a year after Trump first introduced his virtual trading card line, the third set is now out with a couple of twists — the chance to maybe earn a “physical card” featuring a swatch of “arrest-worn” cloth and a dinner with Trump.

The NFT “cards” themselves feature the same sort of fantasy art as the earlier sets — “swole superhero,” as Jamie Frevele put it. Trump himself commented on that fact in the promotional video he shot during a spare 37 seconds, and which he concluded with a chirpy “Have a good life!”

Hi, everyone. This is your favorite president, Donald J. Trump, with some very exciting news. My last two Trump digital trading card collections sold out in just hours. And now I’m back with my latest series called The MugShot Edition. I wonder where that came from? The MugShot Edition, 47 all new stunning cards. And here is the best part. I’m doing two important things for my Trump collectors.

For the first time, we’re creating a real physical Trump card. Purchase 47 digital cards and we’ll mail you a beautiful trading card. It is an authentic piece of the suit I wore when I took that now famous mug shot. And it was a great suit, believe me. A really good suit. It’s all cut up and you’re going to get a piece of it. I’ll be autographing some of them. A true collector’s item.

This is something to give to your family, to your kids and grandchildren. With the purchase of 47 of the Trump Digital trading cards, you will also be invited to join me for a gala dinner at my beautiful Mar-a-Lago, my home in Florida. You perhaps heard of it? It’s become a pretty famous place!

We just had our first dinner for my collectors and we had a lot of fun together. That was a great evening. It was a fantastic evening!

Some people call these cards pop art or modern art. I wish I looked as good as I do on those cards. That I can tell you. They give me muscles where, believe me, I don’t have them!

I wanted to keep my Trump digital trading cards at the same price, $99 each. So go to collecttrumpcards.com. It’s really easy to buy. They sold out incredibly fast the last time and I think the MugShot Edition will sell out even faster.

So don’t miss out Go to collecttrumpcards.com. Go right now and collect your own exclusive piece of American history and we’ll all have fun together. Have a good life!

Watch above via Donald Trump.