Happy Birthday, Mr. President! What The Media Elite Wish Barack On His Birthday

Thanks for the thrills! See you in the Sen– oh, never mind.
— Chris Matthews

You might be killing the nation, but Happy Birthday!
— Sean Hannity

Happy Birthday, Hon. (Don’t forget that I made you.)

—XOXO, Oprah

Happy Birthday, Barack! Oh, sorry, you’re right … Mr. President.

— Hillary Clinton

Happy Birthday Mr. President!
— Ian Shapira, Washington Post

Happy B-Day Mr. Prez

— Hamilton Nolan, Gawker

Happy birthday, honey! Let’s never forget what we achieved together this past year!
— Your friends at MSNBC

Happy birthday, honey! Let’s never forget what we achieved together this past year!
— Your friends at Fox

Happy birthday, honey! Would you mind feuding with Lou Dobbs or something? We need help.
— Your friends at CNN

…and, the high-water mark for all Presidential birthday wishes:

Top photo image via Huffington Post.

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