Jack Dorsey’s Unkempt Skype Room Beard Breaks the Internet: He’s Speaking to the Senate Committee ‘Live From the Shores of Galilee’

Big tech CEOs, including Twitter’s Jack Dorsey, returned to Capitol Hill on Wednesday to face questioning from the Senate Commerce Committee hearing, and although there to discuss censorship amid the 2020 election, Dorsey’s beard stole the show.
The Twitter founder broke the internet with his new quarantine beard — instantly getting the meme treatment for the unkempt look.
Several pundits and journalists took to Twitter to share their reactions to Dorsey’s facial hair, many comparing him to history and pop culture’s favorite bearded men:
Mark Hamill + Gandalf = @jack? pic.twitter.com/Y2UvfN42vN
— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) October 28, 2020
Who wore it better? Or is @Jack and the Patriarch one and the same? ht @MikeIsaac pic.twitter.com/9ZcxcpfSoq
— Nathanael Johnson (@SavorTooth) October 28, 2020
Col. Kurtz’s underling #4, Apocalypse Now. https://t.co/ypixlL5cqy
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) October 28, 2020
Jack pic.twitter.com/EMy7qXzxZQ
— Donie O’Sullivan (@donie) October 28, 2020
— Charlie Nash (@CharlieNash) October 28, 2020
jack has usurped me as king of quarantine beards pic.twitter.com/AoLzalnrWr
— rat king (@MikeIsaac) October 28, 2020
That’s obviously Edmund Dantes, the Count of Monte Cristo https://t.co/gu7bxeCtQ3
— Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) October 28, 2020
How it started… pic.twitter.com/FCD1MZioeT
— Jeremy Art (@cspanJeremy) October 28, 2020
Good of the League of Assassins to give Ra’s al Ghul time off to participate in this hearing pic.twitter.com/anFFCWmWxs
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) October 28, 2020
Jack Dorsey speaking to the House right now live from the shores of Galilee after breakfast on The Mount. pic.twitter.com/UGekVJ8ZiN
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 28, 2020
He fed 50,000 by breaking 5 loaves and 2 fishes, but gave out a very limited number of Verified badges. https://t.co/zGI09Btsq6
— Tommy X-TrumpIsARacist-opher (@tommyxtopher) October 28, 2020
the homeless problem in the Bay Area is out of control. pic.twitter.com/LrROmpuChn
— Colby Hall (@colbyhall) October 28, 2020
Who is this man? Wrong answers only. pic.twitter.com/bWmYx4y0t9
— Matt Stoller (@matthewstoller) October 28, 2020
I love it. He looks great. https://t.co/lNPNYl4ELc
— Farhad Manjoo (@fmanjoo) October 28, 2020
Ladies, would you date a non-rich person with such an unkempt beard? I don’t think so. https://t.co/UFupkRCT1F
— Kathryn Watson (@kathrynw5) October 28, 2020
Good to see Rasputin is still getting work. pic.twitter.com/wcZ9xlxzN2
— Poor Boys Leader Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) October 28, 2020
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