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Bill Maher: ‘Obama Drinks, Smokes, Checks Out Ass…If He’s A Muslim He Stinks At It’

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Bill Maher returned to HBO this week with a bang. Did he ever. Between revealing Christine O’Donnell‘s ‘witchy’ past on Friday night, and providing the Dems with a new slogan, Maher slammed Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour‘s assertion that we know less about President Obama than any president in U.S. history: “Really? We know less about Obama than Millard Fillmore?” He then launched into an excoriation of the “‘churchers’ who doubt Obama’s religion.”

Let me show you some pictures of Barack Obama. He smokes, he drinks beer, he loves hot dogs, and he checks out ass. If he’s a Muslim he stinks at it. Obama loves war, and rich people, and he never goes to church. If that doesn’t prove he’s a Christian I don’t know what does!

Why all this confusion? Says Maher: “Teabaggers love to embrace the truth, they just hate facts.” Full clip below.

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  • Big Eddie

    There are 3 main rules Big Eddie goes by : Don’t question nobody’s religion . …Don’t leave no witnesses . …Don’t take no yogurt from Jamie Lee Curtis .

  • Ted-

    Big Eddie said:
    There are 3 main rules Big Eddie goes by : Don’t question nobody’s religion . …Don’t leave no witnesses . …Don’t take no yogurt from Jamie Lee Curtis .

    Sounds reasonable.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/ronke-a/509394975 ronke a

    Bill Maher is so ignorant. There are lots of Muslims that do all the stuff he describes. Does that mean they are not Muslims just because they suck at it???

  • Big_F-ing_Deal

    ronke a said:
    Bill Maher is so ignorant. There are lots of Muslims that do all the stuff he describes. Does that mean they are not Muslims just because they suck at it???

    Exactly. Just like most Christians suck at being tolerant and following the teachings of Jesus Christ.

    That doesn’t make them non-Christians.

  • timzank

    Why the sudden fascination with Bill Maher and his handfull of viewers lately? Does he have some dirt on the writers here??

  • Ted-

    timzank said:
    Why the sudden fascination with Bill Maher and his handfull of viewers lately? Does he have some dirt on the writers here??

    You idiots always confuse quality with quantity. You seem to think because stoops like Beck and Palin sell their books to the tea-bag suck ups, they must be real authors. All it really means is there is a market for stupid; which you are obviously a part.

  • JimBob

    If any of you people on this board find Bill Maher watchable OR amusing,
    you have one hell of a boring life. Good lord take the kids or grandkids to Disney World
    or a game or something. You need to get a life…..

  • no-touchy-touchy

    Ted- said:
    Sounds reasonable.

    agreed

  • Big_F-ing_Deal

    JimBob said:
    If any of you people on this board find Bill Maher watchable OR amusing,
    you have one hell of a boring life. Good lord take the kids or grandkids to Disney World
    or a game or something. You need to get a life…..

    Says the guy with time to post on a crappy internet blog on a Sunday Afternoon.

  • CosmosDan

    Big Eddie said:
    There are 3 main rules Big Eddie goes by : Don’t question nobody’s religion . …Don’t leave no witnesses . …Don’t take no yogurt from Jamie Lee Curtis .

    Could I just lick some off her nude body? She’s in my age bracket and looks good to me.

  • CosmosDan

    ronke a said:
    Bill Maher is so ignorant. There are lots of Muslims that do all the stuff he describes. Does that mean they are not Muslims just because they suck at it???

    It was a JOKE!! People say they’re Christians and drink sear and gamble. It’s a matter of how seriously you practice your faith.

  • CosmosDan

    JimBob said:
    If any of you people on this board find Bill Maher watchable OR amusing,
    you have one hell of a boring life. Good lord take the kids or grandkids to Disney World
    or a game or something. You need to get a life…..

    It is a dam shame that people are even allowed to have varied tasters. I think there should only be one kind of music too.

  • CosmosDan

    Big_F-ing_Deal said:
    Says the guy with time to post on a crappy internet blog on a Sunday Afternoon.

    HIGH FIVE!!

  • no-touchy-touchy

    ronke a said:
    Bill Maher is so ignorant. There are lots of Muslims that do all the stuff he describes. Does that mean they are not Muslims just because they suck at it???

    So I guess you’re in the Obama is a Muslim group?

  • timzank

    no-touchy-touchy said:
    So I guess you’re in the Obama is a Muslim group?

    I don’t know if he’s a muslim, I don’t really care, but what I do know is, he’s a socialist and THAT I care about.

  • http://www.libertarianism.com/ Burnnotice

    timzank said:
    I don’t know if he’s a muslim, I don’t really care, but what I do know is, he’s a socialist and THAT I care about.

    Hitler and Himmler called socialism a religion. So If Obama is a Socialist. No way can he be Muslim, or a Christian for that matter…

  • alamo2

    CosmosDan said:
    Could I just lick some off her nude body? She’s in my age bracket and looks good to me.

    Show a little class, will you? we’re on the same side, but you sound like as stupid as the clown you are responding to.

  • alamo2

    Burnnotice said:
    Hitler and Himmler called socialism a religion. So If Obama is a Socialist. No way can he be Muslim, or a Christian for that matter…

    I would assume he is much more of a Christian than you. On this side, all you do is make snide comments about others. If you were as much much of a Christian as you say others are not, you would say much less garbage about others. Shame on you.

  • Arkansas Steve

    Today’s OTHER video from Bill Maher was really funny.
    This video pretty much sucks!
    All the things Bill says make NO SENSE, unless you’re one of his student audience lemmings.

  • http://www.libertarianism.com/ Burnnotice

    alamo2 said:
    I would assume he is much more of a Christian than you. On this side, all you do is make snide comments about others. If you were as much much of a Christian as you say others are not, you would say much less garbage about others. Shame on you.

    O you found me out. Problem is you don’t even know what your found…

    Sorry but I don’t think Obama comes close to being part of your beloved sect.. Just my Opinion.. I really can’t see were or why you would want him. But unlike you or REAL Christians we Libertarians do not judge….

  • http://SailRabbits.com Magister

    timzank said:
    Why the sudden fascination with Bill Maher and his handfull of viewers lately? Does he have some dirt on the writers here??

    While I’ll agree that there has been more Maher than usual as the first line of the post indicates, he recently had his season premiere, so there would certainly be more than last week and because his “witchcraft” clip was covered widely, he’s likely the subject of many a search.

    Oh, and it was a funny joke.

  • MichelleF

    Glynnis, come one, there have been 3 or 4 stories on Bill Maher in the last 2 days and you still refuse to use the racist quote he made on Friday:

    “Isn’t Obama’s big problem is that he does everything half-assed? Maybe it’s because he’s only half black. You know? It’s that, if he was a, if this, if he was fully black, I’m telling you, he would be a better president.“

    Can you honestly tell me that if Glenn Beck had said that, you wouldn’t have posted it within 5 minutes? No need to answer, we can figure that one out for ourselves.

  • CosmosDan

    MichelleF said:
    Glynnis, come one, there have been 3 or 4 stories on Bill Maher in the last 2 days and you still refuse to use the racist quote he made on Friday:

    “Isn’t Obama’s big problem is that he does everything half-assed? Maybe it’s because he’s only half black. You know? It’s that, if he was a, if this, if he was fully black, I’m telling you, he would be a better president.“

    Can you honestly tell me that if Glenn Beck had said that, you wouldn’t have posted it within 5 minutes? No need to answer, we can figure that one out for ourselves.

    Bill MAher is a comic who has made a career of that kind of comedy. It’s apples and oranges.

  • CosmosDan

    alamo2 said:
    Show a little class, will you? we’re on the same side, but you sound like as stupid as the clown you are responding to.

    It’s a joke man. a tacky one yes, but not a hateful one. Take it down a notch America.

  • Big_F-ing_Deal

    MichelleF said:
    Glynnis, come one, there have been 3 or 4 stories on Bill Maher in the last 2 days and you still refuse to use the racist quote he made on Friday:

    “Isn’t Obama’s big problem is that he does everything half-assed? Maybe it’s because he’s only half black. You know? It’s that, if he was a, if this, if he was fully black, I’m telling you, he would be a better president.“

    Can you honestly tell me that if Glenn Beck had said that, you wouldn’t have posted it within 5 minutes? No need to answer, we can figure that one out for ourselves.

    What’s funny is I have seen teabaggers here make the half-and-half comment many times and never be bothered by it. That is one of “writer’s” favorite remarks.

    Now all of a sudden it’s racist. Call it out whenever you see it or stfu.

  • MiddleRoader

    MichelleF said:
    Glynnis, come one, there have been 3 or 4 stories on Bill Maher in the last 2 days and you still refuse to use the racist quote he made on Friday:

    “Isn’t Obama’s big problem is that he does everything half-assed? Maybe it’s because he’s only half black. You know? It’s that, if he was a, if this, if he was fully black, I’m telling you, he would be a better president.“

    Can you honestly tell me that if Glenn Beck had said that, you wouldn’t have posted it within 5 minutes? No need to answer, we can figure that one out for ourselves.

    Have you hit every thread yet? Oooops, I forgot, new ones are added daily. *sigh*

  • Pablo

    Obama isn’t a Muslim, he thinks he’s his own Messiah and ours too. I think he might be undergoing a conversion, though.

  • Latin2

    1. Many of the 19 hijackers from Saudi Arabia visited strip clubs before they went on the mission.

    2. Al-Awlaki visted prostitutes and was busted trying to pick up hookers

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6a4_1274526575&c=1

  • MiddleRoader

    Latin2 said:
    1. Many of the 19 hijackers from Saudi Arabia visited strip clubs before they went on the mission.

    2. Al-Awlaki visted prostitutes and was busted trying to pick up hookers

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6a4_1274526575&c=1

    Wow, now that explains why they picked and refuse to move the community center in NYC. Strip club on same block! Mystery solved.

  • no-touchy-touchy

    MiddleRoader said:
    MichelleF

    : )

  • no-touchy-touchy

    MiddleRoader said:
    Have you hit every thread yet? Oooops, I forgot, new ones are added daily. *sigh*

    : )

  • http://SailRabbits.com Magister

    MichelleF said:
    Glynnis, come one, there have been 3 or 4 stories on Bill Maher in the last 2 days and you still refuse to use the racist quote he made on Friday:

    Can you honestly tell me that if Glenn Beck had said that, you wouldn’t have posted it within 5 minutes? No need to answer, we can figure that one out for ourselves.

    Of course there may be exceptions, but generally Glynnis doesn’t work Saturdays or on Friday night.

  • Latin2

    MiddleRoader said:
    Wow, now that explains why they picked and refuse to move the community center in NYC. Strip club on same block! Mystery solved.

    Even though terrorists gave money to strip clubs, strip club owners never gave money to Hamas [like backers of the Ground Zero Mosque did].

  • MiddleRoader

    Latin2 said:
    Even though terrorists gave money to strip clubs,

    I imagine they wanted one last good time, in the event the virgins became a no show.

    In all seriousness, Bill Maher is a comedian. You know they go for the laughs. Its not like Robert Gibbs said it.

  • Latin2

    Not only do you get 72 virgins, the virgins who btw have butts as wide as a mile, you also get 300 boys for sex…lol..the girl to boy sex ratio is a little off don’t you think?

    http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/203956.php

  • Big Eddie

    alamo2 said:
    Show a little class, will you? we’re on the same side, but you sound like as stupid as the clown you are responding to.

    Number 2 . You realize Monument Valley is nowhere near the Alamo , right ?… No fun going through life with no sense of humor at all , is it ,lady ? … As a female carnival geek , it’s also aggravating to get up early to feed the animals that you use in your act . Everything just tastes like chicken , huh ?

  • no-touchy-touchy

    Big Eddie said:
    Number 2 . You realize Monument Valley is nowhere near the Alamo , right ?… No fun going through life with no sense of humor at all , is it ,lady ? … As a female carnival geek , it’s also aggravating to get up early to feed the animals that you use in your act . Everything just tastes like chicken , huh ?

    didn’t really get that one

  • http://www.libertarianism.com/ Burnnotice

    Big Eddie said:
    … As a female carnival geek , it’s also aggravating to get up early to feed the animals that you use in your act . Everything just tastes like chicken , huh ?

    Aw Jeez I though I was suppose to be the hater here! >>>> That was funny though……LOL

  • Rogue-Comic

    Since we still have a separation of church and state, I don’t see why we need to know what the president’s religion is anyway. He felt compelled to tell the country he’s a Christian. Okay then, now on to the economy perhaps?

  • Rogue-Comic

    Burnnotice said:
    Hitler and Himmler called socialism a religion. So If Obama is a Socialist. No way can he be Muslim, or a Christian for that matter…

    Godwin’s law.

  • Yoda002

    Latin2 said:
    1. Many of the 19 hijackers from Saudi Arabia visited strip clubs before they went on the mission.

    2. Al-Awlaki visted prostitutes and was busted trying to pick up hookers

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6a4_1274526575&c=1

    That explains everything.. Wow sherlock another one solved!! What does that have to do with anything.

  • Puter Boi

    CosmosDan said:
    I think there should only be one kind of music too.

    Disco!!

    ummmmm…carry on…nothing to see here…..

  • no-touchy-touchy

    Rogue-Comic said:
    Since we still have a separation of church and state, I don’t see why we need to know what the president’s religion is anyway. He felt compelled to tell the country he’s a Christian. Okay then, now on to the economy perhaps?

    correct

  • no-touchy-touchy

    Puter Boi said:
    Disco!!

    ummmmm…carry on…nothing to see here…..

    shake shake shake
    shake shake shake

    boogie oogie oogie

  • MichelleF

    BFD says:

    What’s funny is I have seen teabaggers here make the half-and-half comment many times and never be bothered by it. That is one of “writer’s” favorite remarks.

    Now all of a sudden it’s racist. Call it out whenever you see it or stfu.

    Well, I wasn’t necessarly bothered by the comment. It’s more a matter of being hypocritical. Conservatives have been called racist for far less by the journOlists on this site. Just looking for balance.

  • alamo2

    Burnnotice said:
    O you found me out. Problem is you don’t even know what your found… Sorry but I don’t think Obama comes close to being part of your beloved sect.. Just my Opinion.. I really can’t see were or why you would want him. But unlike you or REAL Christians we Libertarians do not judge….

    How hypocritical!! You call Obama a socialist, and then say he is not a Christian. And you say say, “your beloved sect.” And then you say you do not judge! Don’t say you don’t judge, because it is your opinion. I think you are very narrow minded. I also think the overwhelming comments you make herein are judgmental.

  • Bill Mahwer

    Most of these Muslims are hypocrites so he fits right in.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tony-Westover/1496648721 Tony Westover

    No reasonable person thinks that Obama is a Muslim, despite the fact that he is quite clearly anti-Semitic. No reasonable person thinks that he’s a Christian, either. Obama has confirmed this himself, admitting to attending Rev. Wright’s church for over 20 years which is a Black Liberation Theology cult.

    So what the hell is all the debate about? This is a cut-and-dry issue: not a Muslim, not a Christian, is a BLT.

  • jukin3

    However, Obama does take Islam’s side against the West’s at every opportunity.

    Does this guy know that the 9/11 terrorists went to strip bars the night before? He must him so smart.

  • disgusted

    That’s NOT the ONLY thing(s)!

  • thetruth2

    Like I said before:

    Bill Maher is a low life who:

    1.) Has sex with 16 year olds.
    2.) Suffocates women during sex.
    3.) Masturbates before going on air.
    4.) forces women to get breast implants.

    And is a drug addict. Can we get this evil guy off air?????

  • CAconservative

    Adding Muslim to the list of things he stinks at, is like adding another page to the Health Care bill!

  • let-me-explainify…

    timzank said:
    I don’t know if he’s a muslim, I don’t really care, but what I do know is, he’s a socialist and THAT I care about.

    and that would make you an idiot.
    all you wingnut baggers have is lies about OUR democratically elected president – you create new ones if the previous ones don’t stick – do y’all remember some of these?

    10 of the Most Obscenely Stupid Right-Wing Conspiracy Theories & Attacks Against the President
    http://www.alternet.org/story/142477/10_of_the_most_obscenely_stupid_right-wing_conspiracy_theories_and_attacks_against_the_president/?page=entire

    ^ and you crazy people want the keys back to the car after driving it into the ditch in the first place?
    No. Friggin’. Way. Wingnuts.

  • let-me-explainify…

    jukin3 said:
    However, Obama does take Islam’s side against the West’s at every opportunity.

    Does this guy know that the 9/11 terrorists went to strip bars the night before? He must him so smart.

    so you agree that we should be banning strip clubs then & not mosques?

    awesome.

  • let-me-explainify…

    MichelleF said:
    BFD says:

    What’s funny is I have seen teabaggers here make the half-and-half comment many times and never be bothered by it. That is one of “writer’s” favorite remarks.

    Now all of a sudden it’s racist. Call it out whenever you see it or stfu.

    Well, I wasn’t necessarly bothered by the comment. It’s more a matter of being hypocritical. Conservatives have been called racist for far less by the journOlists on this site. Just looking for balance.

    i’m with BFD. you’re a hypocrite -
    and all hypocrites should STFU.

  • thetruth2

    Shocking…people are finally starting to figure out that Obama doesn’t know what the hell he is doing. He lied and bought his way into the white house. A man with zero experience and a shady past. How stupid are Americans for believing in this guy? And of course we are all racists for not liking him. It’s absurd. Truth is, he doesn’t have an original thought and makes an ass out of himself whenever he goes off the prompter.

  • http://none pyrope

    He stinks at being president, too. What else ya got?

  • http://none pyrope

    timzank said:
    Why the sudden fascination with Bill Maher and his handfull of viewers lately? Does he have some dirt on the writers here??

    I dunno, maybe he’s paying MediaLite for the extra attention he’s getting. I watched his show a few time and quickly learned he’s a reactionary bozo with no talent, and from what I see in the ratings MILLIONS of people agree with me.

  • Bad Wolf

    Folks pay to listen to Maher on HBO
    His politics is not his religion, unlike some.

    He is currently getting attention because the new TV season is beginning.

    It’s too bad he doesn’t have a network and a radio syndicate to help spread his wisdom 24/7 each week.
    That’d be fair and balanced. Right?

    Maybe it’s time to “Restore the Humor” to entertainment.

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