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Bristol Palin And “The Situation” Would Like You To Know They Endorse Abstinence

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Bristol Palin and The Situation star in a hilarious new Funny Or Die video about sex, and how you shouldn’t have it.

Wait, this is a real PSA? Oh – here’s this extremely awkward video featuring these two “stars,” telling you about abstinence.

The video is part of the Candie’s Foundation’s “Pause Before You Play” campaign, or PBYB according to Sitch. It begins with Situation hitting on Bristol, asking her if she’d like to have a situation. Keep in mind, the word “situation” literally jumps the shark somewhere in the middle of this PSA. “I hope you’re as committed to safe sex as you are those abs,” says Bristol, who had a baby when she was a teenager and is now an abstinence advocate, to Sitch, who rarely actually ends up having sex due to overcompensatory aggression.

“Just in case you do get into a situation, I want to make sure you are situated. Because if you do get into a situation, with your situation,” Sitch points down below her waist (seriously), “you may end up with a situation.”

“Trust me, I’m not getting myself into another situation,” says Bristol. Meanwhile, Sitch likes abstinence too! “I totally respect abstinence,” he says. “I mean, it actually has the word ‘abs’ in it!”

Then he whips out a few “magnums” and asks fellow Dancing With The Stars-er Bristol if she would like to have one. “It’s fine, I actually avoid situations,” says potential 2012 Presidential candidate Sarah Palin‘s daughter.

This is America. Check it out, via New York‘s Vulture:

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lars-Svensen/100001028197161 Lars Svensen

    Beautiful Bristol Palin has danced her way into the DWTS final, and she has charmed the American public in the process. She has inherited some of her glamorous Mother’s star quality.

  • paulmdoro

    Lars Svensen said:
    Beautiful Bristol Palin has danced her way into the DWTS final, and she has charmed the American public in the process. She has inherited some of her glamorous Mother’s star quality.

    Why associate yourself with The Situation then? He’d sell his mother if the money was right.

  • http://gordonbloyershow.com gordonbloyershow

    Wait to see what kind of ignorant comment RRK makes. Or dumb and dumber, Iris and DonnaK.

  • pakattak

    gordonbloyershow said:
    Wait to see what kind of ignorant comment RRK makes. Or dumb and dumber, Iris and DonnaK.

    Instead of preemptively insulting other users, how about you post your comments or thoughts on the video?

    I think it’s pretty cornball. And “The Situation” can’t act his way out of a paper bag — even playing himself.

  • paulmdoro

    pakattak said:
    Instead of preemptively insulting other users, how about you post your comments or thoughts on the video?

    He doesn’t have any thoughts of his own. He has to wait and see what Glenn Beck or Sarah Palin say about it so that he knows what he should think.

  • RobDavis

    Any ad for abstinence/birth control is good, even with a Palin in it. In this case even better. Bring more attention to it. I do have one other thought, about a certain appearance, but it would bring the race card in. So I shall pass up on that one.

  • pakattak

    RobDavis said:
    Any ad for abstinence/birth control is good, even with a Palin in it. In this case even better. Bring more attention to it. I do have one other thought, about a certain appearance, but it would bring the race card in. So I shall pass up on that one.

    True, even with my misgivings of the quality of the video, the overall message is sound.

    KIDS, DON’T DO IT! AND IF YOU HAVE TO, WRAP YOUR JUNK!

  • juan

    paulmdoro said:
    He doesn’t have any thoughts of his own. He has to wait and see what Glenn Beck or Sarah Palin say about it so that he knows what he should think.

    You didn’t name RUSH!

    Glenn, Sarah, and Rush drive the Left CRAZY and that’s very good for AMERICA!

  • paulmdoro

    juan said:
    You didn’t name RUSH!

    Glenn, Sarah, and Rush drive the Left CRAZY and that’s very good for AMERICA!

    Yes being an unthinking sheep is very admirable and something to strive for.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Antony-Dupuy/1194612935 Antony Dupuy

    I hate kids, so either/or.

  • The Tea Weasel

    OUCH. Two bad actors blathering their way to obscuring a good message.

    I predict “B-Palin” will win DWTS if its a public vote thing. Some folks would vote for a cow as long as it had a Tea Party affiliation…..

  • skyfet

    What’s with the blatant hypocrisy? I don’t bloody get it.

  • paulmdoro

    skyfet said:
    What’s with the blatant hypocrisy? I don’t bloody get it.

    Maybe she just wants others to learn from her experience.

  • RobDavis

    skyfet said:
    What’s with the blatant hypocrisy? I don’t bloody get it.

    Who better to speak about a mistake? One who’s made one or one who hasn’t.

  • Nacho

    Although odd, I think it’s a great PSA for the targeted audience.

  • MediaWhore

    Two dumbfucks with zero talent and tons of media coverage.

    Following the conservative publicity template nicely. The dumber you are, the bigger star you are, and the more money the dupes are going to throw your way.

  • skyfet

    @paulmdoro
    Funny stuff.

  • paulmdoro

    MediaWhore said:
    Two dumbfucks with zero talent and tons of media coverage.

    Following the conservative publicity template nicely. The dumber you are, the bigger star you are, and the more money the dupes are going to throw your way.

    The Situation, sure, I totally agree with you, but Bristol is just a kid. I find it hard to hold any contempt for a person her age. We can’t choose our parents, and everyone deserves a chance to find their own path.

  • Thelonious Funk

    ‘Bristol Palin And “The Situation” Would Like You To Know They Endorse Abstinence’

    And Darwin endorses theirs.

  • skyfet

    @RobDavis
    No Rob I disagree, the one who has failed the test has no place telling others to avoid failing the test, when they themselves didn’t have the will power. The message would have less effect as the messenger would undermined the message to to whom it’s directed.

  • paulmdoro

    skyfet said:
    @RobDavis
    No Rob I disagree, the one who has failed the test has no place telling others to avoid failing the test, when they themselves didn’t have the will power. The message would have less effect as the messenger would undermined the message to to whom it’s directed.

    When I was teaching at a school entirely comprised of kids from poor parts of the city, we had a former student who dropped out come to talk to the kids about the importance of staying in school. She thought she was going to get a full-time job and live the good life and didn’t need to waste her time with school. I think there are instances when those who’ve “failed” have a lot to teach others.

  • stoogedudes

    Why couldn’t the Situation’s parent’s have been abstinent. It would have done us all some good.

    Lars Svensen said:
    Beautiful Bristol Palin has danced her way into the DWTS final, and she has charmed the American public in the process. She has inherited some of her glamorous Mother’s star quality.

    John Ziegler, is that you?

    paulmdoro said:
    When I was teaching at a school entirely comprised of kids from poor parts of the city, we had a former student who dropped out come to talk to the kids about the importance of staying in school. She thought she was going to get a full-time job and live the good life and didn’t need to waste her time with school. I think there are instances when those who’ve “failed” have a lot to teach others.

    Watch out, Gordon is going to do a background check on you to make sure you are telling the truth. If you see a van outside your house tonight, you know who it is.

  • moriarty70

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    Malkovich!

  • pakattak

    moriarty70 said:
    Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich, malkovich malkovich. Malkovich, Malkovich, malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich. Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich.

    Malkovich!

    Not sure where you’re going with this, but I loved the movie.

    ::Thumbs Up!::

  • MediaWhore

    paulmdoro said:
    The Situation, sure, I totally agree with you, but Bristol is just a kid. I find it hard to hold any contempt for a person her age. We can’t choose our parents, and everyone deserves a chance to find their own path.

    Bristol pushes herself into the media spotlight, and goes around the country giving speeches as if she has something important to say, so it’s assumed that she wants to be taken seriously and not hide behind “she’s just a kid.”

  • juan

    paulmdoro said:
    Yes being an unthinking sheep is very admirable and something to strive for.

    The unthinking sheep voted for Obama!

    LoL

  • TangledThorns

    Video was weird but at least their intentions are good.

  • paulmdoro

    MediaWhore said:
    Bristol pushes herself into the media spotlight, and goes around the country giving speeches as if she has something important to say, so it’s assumed that she wants to be taken seriously and not hide behind “she’s just a kid.”

    Teen pregnancy is an important topic. And sure she courts media attention, but that combined with her Candies work hardly makes her a detestable person worthy of contempt. She’s only a teenager. I didn’t know much at that age and still had a ton of growing up to do. I don’t think it’s fair to judge her so harshly.

  • paulmdoro

    juan said:
    The unthinking sheep voted for Obama!

    LoL

    Hilarious. Never heard that one before. Don’t quit your day job.

  • http://gordonbloyershow.com gordonbloyershow

    pakattak said:
    Instead of preemptively insulting other users, how about you post your comments or thoughts on the video?

    Why don’t you man up and use your real name instead o hiding behind a phony one.
    When you get a name someone might care what your opinion is.

  • http://gordonbloyershow.com gordonbloyershow

    paulmdoro said:
    When I was teaching at a school

    You were teaching? LOL That explains why our schools suck.

  • Big_F-ing_Deal

    Bristol reminds me of that anti-smoking commercial with the lady smoking out of a hole in her throat.

    Same thing, different hole.

  • paulmdoro

    gordonbloyershow said:
    You were teaching? LOL That explains why our schools suck.

    Yes and you are such an asset to discourse and serious political commentary. Being insulted by you is like being insulted by the school bully who’s only acting out because he has a low IQ and trouble at home.

  • http://gordonbloyershow.com gordonbloyershow

    MediaWhore said:
    Bristol pushes herself into the media spotlight

    I doubt she has to do any pushing. The media BEGS.

  • TeaPartyPatriot

    The PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome) of the lamestream socialist fake-news media clearly causes them to continuously focus on bristal, levi johnson and all things Palin non-stop. They simply can’t stop. Get mental help, you sick and Corrupt B-tards!

  • nrgetick

    OH god! somebody give “princess teabagger” a pony already.

  • http://gordonbloyershow.com gordonbloyershow

    paulmdoro said:
    Yes and you are such an asset to discourse and serious political commentary. Being insulted by you is like being insulted by the school bully who’s only acting out because he has a low IQ and trouble at home.

    You are great example that hides behind a phony name. Were you brainwashing the children with man made global warming nonsense?

  • paulmdoro

    TeaPartyPatriot said:
    The PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome) of the lamestream socialist fake-news media clearly causes them to continuously focus on bristal, levi johnson and all things Palin non-stop. They simply can’t stop. Get mental help, you sick and Corrupt B-tards!

    Have you sought treatment for your ODS?

  • paulmdoro

    gordonbloyershow said:
    You are great example that hides behind a phony name. Were you brainwashing the children with man made global warming nonsense?

    I rest my case.

  • nrgetick

    @teatard patriot..,.,Yes because we all know faux news is the only real news outlet,.,ha ha ha ha

  • MediaWhore

    paulmdoro said:
    Teen pregnancy is an important topic. And sure she courts media attention, but that combined with her Candies work hardly makes her a detestable person worthy of contempt. She’s only a teenager. I didn’t know much at that age and still had a ton of growing up to do. I don’t think it’s fair to judge her so harshly.

    It’s not contemptuous to point out that she’s devoid of talent and gets a ton of media coverage. The dumbfuck part is just my assessment of her intellect based on her public pronouncements.

    She was thrust into the spotlight by her mother, and she decided she liked it enough to stay there. She could just as easily have faded back into obscurity if she wanted. Sorry to break the reality to you, but with the spotlight comes judgment. It’s part of the package (along with the outrageous paychecks).

  • RobDavis

    MediaWhore said:
    It’s not contemptuous to point out that she’s devoid of talent and gets a ton of media coverage. The dumbfuck part is just my assessment of her intellect based on her public pronouncements.

    This may or may not be true, but to judge her on a much needed PSA, is being a bit overly judgmental. The quality of the video and the acting is poor, but the message is a good one and that is the important part. I don’t like Sarah Palin and I think she whores her family out for the bucks. But in the case of a PSA and that the kids celebrity and experience could possibly get a much needed message out. I don’t understand the criticism. In this instance.

  • The Real Royal King

    We all have to admit abstinence worked very well for Brisket, and we also have to admit she is immensely talented. And, fertile.

  • The Real Royal King

    Big_F-ing_Deal said:
    Bristol reminds me of that anti-smoking commercial with the lady smoking out of a hole in her throat.

    Same thing, different hole.

    Oh, my.

  • nrgetick

    “we also have to admit she is immensely talented. And, fertile.”

    hahaha aawwwww riiiggght! giddity

  • RobDavis

    gordonbloyershow said:
    You were teaching? LOL That explains why our schools suck.

    You breath in and out. That explains the poor air quality these days.

    gordonbloyershow said:
    Why don’t you man up and use your real name instead o hiding behind a phony one.
    When you get a name someone might care what your opinion is.

    Why don’t you man up and shut up about the phony name shit. It doesn’t mean a damn thing in the context of a post on an internet blog site. Go to any blog and count the number of people with monikers instead of using their real name. I imagine Fox blog and other right wing blogs have their large amount of phony names as you call it. So are their opinions not valid as well?

  • jooce81

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • ImRubberYoureGlue

    MediaWhore said:
    The dumbfuck part is just my assessment of her intellect based on her public pronouncements.

    You’re such a sexist piece of shit. Obviously some woman laughed at your short tiny dick and hurt you bad. real bad.

    loser.

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  • ROCKSTEADY

    gordonbloyershow said:
    Why don’t you man up and use your real name instead o hiding behind a phony one.When you get a name someone might care what your opinion is.

    We know your name Gordon and we still don’t care what your opinion is.

  • skyfet

    @paulmdoro
    I agree on your point, but this is not always the case, doesn’t work in all situation. For example someone who’s not gay cannot give detail lesson on gay sex, so is the case of abstinence. Someone who failed in controlling themselves, has no place telling people on what measures to take in avoiding sexual intercourse before marriage. They only speak about it, talk the talk but not walk the walk. The lesson would have high moral foundation, and the messenger has a lot to do with it.

  • PBerg

    bwhahahahaha…. I have to LOL every time I see Bristol doing Abstinence speechs ! It’s like the horse running away out the barn, yelling back—”Don’t forget to lock the door”! HYPOCRITE! Telling other teens to keep their legs closed—when she was fornicating under her Mother’s roof, and THEN when she became engaged a few months back to Levi—had him staying over at her house nights!

    Come on you Palin supporters—even YOU have to see how phony, how ridiculous this all is, as though her talking about it will somehow make her own fornification somehow ok!

  • PBerg

    “but Bristol is just a kid. I find it hard to hold any contempt for a person her age. ”

    gee, I would LOVE to see your comments, when the subject is Black Teens who are getting pregnant ! You wouldn’t have a double standard now, would you paul?

  • Nachi

    Obviously, Palin’s “parents” abstained. And there are quite a lot of moose -droppings in Alaska, so it’s pretty apparant that….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Katherine-ONeile/816700528 Katherine O’Neile

    Dear Steve, please look up the word “literally” before you use it again.

    Or, explain to me how exactly a words jumps a shark in the literal sense, and where this appears in the clip.

  • timcajun

    It’s always the teas that feel everything they do is ok and all others are wrong! Bristol made a mistake and she was dealing with it, but don’t act like she has the right to preach to us about anything! At that point, she becomes a joke, like her mother!

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