CIA Set Up Fake Vaccine Program To Catch Osama Bin Laden

by Alex Alvarez | 3:13 pm, July 12th, 2011

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Never accuse the CIA of being uncreative (because they’ll find out about it): The agency set up a fake vaccination program in Abbottabad, Pakistan as part of its efforts to obtain DNA evidence proving that terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden and his family were hiding in the suburban neighborhood.

A Pakistani doctor working with the operation was able to gain access into the now-notorious Bin Laden compound, but was unable to gather DNA samples from either the ol’ bearded one himself or his family members. Maybe the CIA should have taken a page from Britain’s MI6 and set up a bake sale instead.

As you’ll recall, Bin Laden was discovered living in a secure compound within a tourist-heavy suburb of Pakistan, along with several of his cohorts and family members. When he wasn’t busy plotting the demise of infidels, he evidently amused himself by watching videos of himself, perusing pornographic material, and hogging the compound’s sole air conditioning unit. He was eventually shot and killed by members of the elite SEAL Team Six.

h/t ABC News Radio

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http://constitutionallibertarian.co.cc DavidKramer

I hope he was vacinnated for the swine flu, Obama declared a national emergency for that scare. Glad that was like the lowest death rate year for the flu in a hundred years. I am wondering if Obama having a large portfolio in pharmaceutical companies at the time had something to do with it?

Hmmmm, thinking a little bit further, Usama should have gotten a vaccine against lead poisoning.

So, why is this story coming out? Barry need a bump in the polls again? Spiking the ball………winning!
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Hmmmm, another question or questions surface.

Why would they release this information? Won’t the people of the world begin to think that these vaccine drives are a CIA plot? Why give away secrets?

Oh well, spiking the ball is more important……………..winning!
Tedderman

They should have just put chinese take out menus with coupons in the door handle, that always gets me.
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Tedderman said:
They should have just put chinese take out menus with coupons in the door handle, that always gets me.

General Tso’s chicken upset Osama. Bin Laden would go into a blind rage just seeing it on the menu.
Osama refused to forgive and forget.
Tedderman

As good a reason as any. And if you forgot the duck sauce, holy crap, he’d fly into a rage or a building or something.
X-3

Glad to see bin Laden finally got his shots.
X-3

DavidKramer said:
Hmmmm, another question or questions surface.

Why would they release this information? Won’t the people of the world begin to think that these vaccine drives are a CIA plot? Why give away secrets?

Oh well, spiking the ball is more important……………..winning!

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According to Obama, this was under his “supervision” – so what does that say about him?