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Florida Police: “Tiger Woods Case Closed” (He Is Getting A Ticket)

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tiger_fhpGolfer Tiger Woods will be issued a careless driving citation for the crash outside his home last week, Florida Highway Patrol claimed earlier today. The spokesperson also claimed that there would be no allegation of domestic abuse on either side. CNN host Rick Sanchez, who worked as a reporter in Florida for years, asked “why would she bring up domestic abuse?”

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  • roxsteady

    Why would she bring that up? Really? Rich Sanchez? When every tabloid has been speculating that Tiger’s wife attacked him for a possible affair, that has to be the stupidest question a reporter could ask.

  • http://www.sailrabbits.com Magister

    Considering the video of the press encampment outside his gate, I’d say that FHP is going to pick up at least $800 in $10 increments. I don’t know if it’ll totally offset the cost of their investigation, but it’ll certainly get closer than when Harry bumps Sally in the Publix parking lot.

  • libra blue

    Like I said earlier, this story was NOT newsworthy. Nothing more than a moving traffic violation.

  • jimmymaher

    Does that mean his wife deserves some new cock too? See that’s the thing, you can do what ever the hell you want to do, stay single and bang hookers the rest of your life like Hugh Hefner. The problem comes in when you voluntarily commit to someone else and take vows and all that stuff. One person thinks they are signing up for a committed relationship while the other is sneaking around on the down low. If you can’t see yourself in that lifestyle than DON’T FUCKING GET MARRIED. Is that so hard to understand?And they say homosexuals are making a mockery of marriage. HA!
    Vitamin C

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