Rush Limbaugh: Occupy Wall Street Protesters Probably Glad They Can Now ‘Move Back In With Their Parents’

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by Jon Bershad | 3:47 pm, November 16th, 2011

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It was victory lap day over at the EIB studios today as Rush Limbaugh discussed the eviction of the Occupy Wall Street Protesters from Zuccotti Park. Clearly in a very good mood, Limbaugh accused the protesters of being rapists who would be glad to have an excuse to go home, gave their parents instructions on how to re-potty train them, and imparted his theory that the Obama White House had orchestrated the entire raid.

Here’s how he started off:

“Okay, so the good news is that the cops have finally liberated Zuccotti Park from the Occupy army, occupation army of these lousy hippies, thieves, rapists, purse snatchers, muggers who were camped out there. The bad news is that they’re now back out on the streets. And in New York who’s gonna notice the difference?

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How much do you want to bet that most of these protesters are glad Bloomberg finally kicked ‘em out and that the judge is letting the rules be enforced? This way all of these protesters can move back in with their parents without losing face now. They can still go back home as heroes.”

Limbaugh then compared the protesters to his dogs and instructed any parents listening that they may have to “put some newspaper down at strategic points inside the house” when their “hero sons and daughters” returned.

As for President Obama, Limbaugh used the theory that there was collusion from the mayors of various cities cracking down as a jumping point to go higher. Saying that the protests were nothing but an advertisement for conservatism, Limbaugh theorized that the President must have called the mayors up and told them to clean out the parks so as to save his reelection. That would make sense. I mean, obviously the forceful eviction of the protesters has helped make people less politically engaged.

In addition to all this, there’s also a special bonus as well! In the middle of the clip, Limbaugh explains which sexually transmitted diseases he’s heard of and which he hasn’t and demonstrates which he can pronounce the name of. Fun!

Listen to the clip below:

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Anonymous

“Move back to their parent’s basement?” More like go back to jail and the local Ex-ACORN office.

ABC is reporting the shooter of the whitehouse was a regular at OWS D.C.;

http://abcnews.go.com/US/white-house-shooting-suspect-ramiro-ortega-hernandez-arrested/story?id=14966099#.TsQYG81lY51

OWS is DANGEROUS.

so…Mediaite…how you gonna spin this?
RW

I wish the Obamavilles could’ve lasted another 50 weeks.
Michelle

Just when they’d gotten rid of the smell!!
Laurence Glavin

Did Herr Limbaugh say that protestors in the 60′s agitated against a war they didn’t want to fight? AMERICA’S FOREMOST DRAFT-DODGER said protestors in the 60′s agitated against a war they didn’t want to fight. Zero self-awareness.
Kid Dynamite

That’s why Rush doesn’t have any kids. He’s not impotent or sterile or lacking the equipment of normal men. He doesn’t want his kids to live with him.

For some reason, Rush didn’t mention “druggies” in his name calling. Probably doesn’t want to offend his fan base.
Anonymous

You already spun it pretty well. I would recommend staying from Rush’s Oxycontin.
Kid Dynamite

It’s nice to see someone still wetting his/herself over ACORN. That’s comedy gold.
Rufus Danegro

they will never get rid of the stench in the EIB studios.
Loonesta

Occupy Everywhere should gather at the Flagler Memorial Bridge and walk en masse into Palm Beach, where they’ll camp on the lawn of Rush’s estate. Or just block that bridge so the hired help can’t get to the 1% of the 1% that live where Limbaugh does.
Anonymous

You leftists really have to admit that a lot of OWS protesters only engaged in this ‘movement’ because it was one big hippy fest.

I have an acquaintance that went to Occupy Pittsburgh and she didn’t go to actually protest anything. She went because she had hippy friends going, and they’d sit and play bongos, get high in their tent, share vegan recipes / food with each other, paint and make crafts in their tent. The whole idea to her was that they were creating a self-sustaining, peaceful community known as tent city. There was no protest, no message, OWS was just an excuse to go hang out with a bunch of hippies. Politics was just in the back of her mind.
Anonymous

Good one Rush – its fun to make fun of people with a lot less than you have. That was so funny. Hey Rush you make $37,000,000,000.00 per year from your $300,000,000,000.00 deal alone.

If you would make fun of someone that had to live with their parents that means you are making fun of someone earning, say $40,000.00 less than an ‘earning adult.’ So does that mean the rest of us earning about $36.96 million less than you are ‘funny’ too. Are you making fun of us for having to drive home in our 3 year old Hondas, or Fords to our pathetic $300,000 houses?

Seriously, you are making fun of all of us arent you???
Anonymous

Why do you care so much what Rush says? You know, with a little hard work, creativity, originality, and ingenuity, you could make $37 million someday. Do you think Rush just woke up one day and became rich? No, he worked hard and offers entertainment that people are willing to listen to and discuss. He deserves his money.
Anonymous

Question: What’s the difference between Occupy protesters and a three-year-old?

Answer: The three year old has learned not to poop on the ground, doesn’t leave empty hypodermic needles behind after he’s done playing, and won’t commit a sexual assault on a 14-year-old.
Anonymous

You don’t care that someone from OWS just tried to potentially assassinate the President? Didn’t liberals tell us that it was the Tea Party that was bringing guns to rallys and wanted to assassinate the president?

You should really start seeing the irony that is the liberal spin machine.
Bob

says the guy who lived off unemployment until his rich dad got him a job in radio.
us995

to drunk on the koolaid to notice
Kid Buttsmoke

Good thing your mother let you use her computer to type more fu cking bu llshit. NOW GO TO BED!
ROOFIS THE NEGRO

HOWDY NEGRO! WHATUP NEGRO, YO?

Very surprising that a negro ain’t feelin da Rushie!
Anonymous

It seems like you never read article.
Anonymous

Chain-smoker OBAMO wagging his finger at smokers; Fried-food addict Mrs. OBAMO wagging her finger at everyone for their eating habits.

Dear Lord, get RID of these two awful people. They need to be politically bludgeoned into submission. To date, everyone is treating them like china dolls. I guess being Limp Wrists, that’s what they’d prefer.
Anonymous

and i’m sure that’s true for many of the people there.
Anonymous

Well considering more OWS’ers are employed than Tea Parties just more lies from bloated pill popper…

http://www.accelerated-degree.com/faceoff-occupy-wall-street-vs-tea-party-movement-infographic/

Don’t you have a Dominican trip with Sandusky on the docket Rush?
R.W. Conspiracy

Sure. And they should have camped outside Goldman Sachs Headquarters. And they should have camped on Capitol Hill.

But that would involve thinking for themselves, and that wasn’t their strong suit.
AliveStillKickin

Stop whining and go look for a fucking job, freeloader
AliveStillKickin

Gawd…I LOVE Rush Limbaugh.
He’s got the libtard’s number in everything he says…..and there is nothing funnier than a disgraced, pissed-off liberal.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Rachel-Styles/100002941940990 Rachel Styles

Americans blame the federal government more for the nation’s economic plight than they do the primary target of the Occupy Wall Street protests — big financial institutions. If you don’t know why people are protesting on wall street, this article gives a very good explanation on it.

http://explainlikeakid.blogspot.com/2011/10/why-people-are-protesting-on-wall.html
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IC7HRBJRXKA7IKTTZS5W3UIECQ Agent of Truth

Hey Rush….how is that socialism / marxism thing working for ya. You and every other right winged idiot in this nation are the biggest socialists of all and you probably don’t even know it. You probably are impressionable enough to think that you are somehow even…..conservative. Get over it. You and your kind are not at all conservative and you are definitely not moral or Christian. If Jesus Christ almighty came back for a quick little visit before the second comming, he would admonish you and all your kind in the GOP for being something more perverse, corrupt and disgusting than the Jewish Sanhedrin he addressed just before his crucifiction. If he visited the RNC he would have only one thing to say to you, Michelle Bachman, Ann Coulter, Sara Palin, Bill O Reilly, Glenn Beck, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Dubya and the entire lot of you. That would be….”Be Gone! I never knew any of you”. The entire GOP and its minions of syccophant voters are nothing more then an abomination who think they are conservative and would not know a liberal if it introduced itself.