After the events of this week, it was inevitable that Saturday Night Live would find some way to work WikiLeaks into a sketch. And the show didn’t disappoint, tackling the website and its Bond villain-esque founder, Julian Assange, during the first few minutes of tonight’s broadcast.

Bill Hader—SNL‘s true MVP, even if Kristen Wiig gets more attention—played Assange to perfection in a sketch that imagined what would happen if the leak-loving Australian and gossip site TMZ began working together. This high-concept idea led to bits in which Muammar Gaddafi, Hamid Karzai, and Hillary Clinton were all caught in compromising positions—as well as a surprise cameo by Jason Sudeikis‘s lovable Joe Biden.

To close out the sketch, Hader’s Assange gave a short, sweet assessment of himself that, while random, was pretty damn funny: “Do I suck a little bit? I do, yeah. Can you try me for treason? You can’t, because I’m from Australia. But nice try, dummies. In closing, I”m going to remind you all that no matter how I die, it was murder.” Watch the cold open below.

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