Thanks To Conan, We Can All Now Pretend Emmy Rossum, John Krasinski, And David Cross Want To Have Sex With Us

Today, some of us have a special someone that they can spend Valentine’s Day with. Some of us are all alone. And some of us have two people to spend the day with because they accidentally double booked the night and now they have to run back and forth between the dates without either person finding out and it’s gonna be wacky and hilarious! Very few of us, though, are going to get to be hit on by a celebrity. That’s a shame. Fortunately, the folks over at Conan have us covered.

It appears Team Coco has been videotaping some of the coolest guests the show’s had in the past few weeks in the green room and getting them to flirt with the camera. They’ve edited all the videos together and now, if you squint just right, you can pretend that people like Chelsea Handler and Fred Armison want to get in your pants.

So, enjoy. I’d watch it myself but, unfortunately, I have to run to this fancy Italian place for a few minutes until my roommate calls me pretending to be a doctor so that I can run across the street to a cool steak place. Oh, man! What have I gotten myself in this time?!

Watch the clip via Team Coco below:

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