Your Moment Of Glenn: It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s A Carrier Pigeon
Last week we suggested that Glenn Beck would make a great host for Saturday Night Live for a variety of reasons, but primarily because I suspect it would be hard for anyone but Glenn Beck to do Glenn Beck justice. To wit: Earlier this week Beck renamed the red phone he has installed on set so that the White House can call him directly the ‘Mao Hotline’. Alas, no one at the White House has been dialing his digits, so today introduced a new line of communication: carrier pigeons.
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Obama mmm mmm good says: Glenn Beck is making Obama look like a fool.
Jelperman says: Glenn Beck, who may have raped and killed a girl in 1990, is making himself look like a fool.
You stand corrected.
I find it appalling that Faux News would exploit someone who is clearly mentally ill for ratings.
Bill Maher sums up this crackpot rather well:
“If Obama hadn’t been elected would we have ever seen Glenn Beck cry on TV?
On a park bench while masturbating, sure. But not on TV.”
ImNotBlue says: You’re right Jelp… it would be much better if FNC was like MSNBC and HBO, and exploit the mentally ill for NO ratings (see, “Ed Show,” Keith Olbermann, and Bill Maher).
ImNotBlue says: Oh, one more question Jelp… in talking about Maher’s response to the “Swine Flu” you said this:
Jelperman says:
October 18, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Gary the Retard has a better understanding of the flu than Bill Maher.
But now, you quote him as though he’s a genius, who’s commentary is spot on! So which is it?
Jelperman says: Just because Maher is a total fucktard when it comes to vaccines doesn’t mean he’s a total fucktard when it comes to Glenn Beck, who really is a total fucktard. If Beck should say something clever, I’ll quote him. Not that there’s any chance of him ever saying something clever. After all, Glenn Beck is a total fucktard.
As far as ratings and other popularity contests are concerned, remember that fast food joints like McDonald’s sell more food than four-star restaurants. Enjoy your BigMac.
Sunnyr says: Glenn Beck is a ROCK STAR and a master at doing whatever it is he does. His is the only show I actually sit down and watch every day. The Carrier Pigeons cracked me up. Keep up the good work Glenn Beck. You are making the idiots in the WH look like Amateur Hour FOOLS! G’nite Mrs. Dunn, wherever you are…..lmao!!
m says: It’s sad that so many people gobble up everything this Alex Jones-copy says on television. The Heenies got mocked for trying to find aliens with weather balloons, because that’s obviously crazy and conspiratorial – while Glenn Beck has his own god damn prime time show.
ImNotBlue says: Jelperman says:
October 22, 2009 at 1:11 am
So your logic is kind of a, “takes one to know one,” thought process. Hmmm… interesting. Maher is a dope, so he can call out other people for being a dope, because he’s is too.
So what does that say about you? You apparently watch both of these dopes… does that make you a dope too?
As far as ratings and other popularity contests are concerned, remember that fast food joints like McDonald’s sell more food than four-star restaurants.
Does this apply to the voting public’s election of Pres. Obama too?
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