Guests Cackle As Fox News Host Mocks Katy Perry Spaceflight With Multiple Genital-Related Cracks
Beavers and Tampons and Dildos, oh my! Fox News host Greg Gutfeld wowed his guests and audiences with a series of genital-related cracks to mock Katy Perry’s space flight aboard a Blue Origin rocket, among other things.
Perry was part of an all-woman space tourism crew aboard a Blue Origin craft on Monday morning for an 11-minute trip to the edge of space. The flight sparked backlash from the likes of Wendy’s and Ben Shapiro — and Gutfeld.
On Friday night’s edition of Fox News Channel’s late-night ratings success Gutfeld!, the show’s host knocked his panelists and audience dead with a series of cracks mocking Perry and her colleagues on the flight, as well as former President Bill Clinton — all of which related to private parts:
GREG GUTFELD: A zoo in New York announced they’re using drones to search for an escaped beaver. Using drones to find beaver, of course, was first pioneered by this man.
(PHOTO OF PRESIDENT CLINTON)
OFF-CAMERA: (LAUGHTER).
GREG GUTFELD: To prepare for her trip on the Blue Origin rocket, Katy Perry said, quote, “she read a book on string theory.”.
We’re told she thought it was about the effects of zero gravity on tampons.
(PHOTO OF MENSTRUAL PRODUCT)
OFF-CAMERA: (LAUGHTER).
GREG GUTFELD: (LAUGHS AT OWN JOKE).
Speaking of, there’s a new conspiracy that the Blue Origin crew faked their flight to space. But come on, what’s fake about this astronaut?
OFF-CAMERA: (LAUGHTER).
GREG GUTFELD: The Kardashians gifted Lauren, that woman there, a $7,000 purse after the space flight.
Not to be outdone, Oprah gifted Gayle King a replica of the Blue Origin rocket.
(PHOTO OF VIBRATOR-STYLE PHALLIC APPLIANCE)
OFF-CAMERA: (LAUGHTER).
OFF-CAMERA GUEST: Oh, god. Oh, boy.
GREG GUTFELD: Yeah. Don’t fall on one of those. That was a night I won’t forget.
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