According to a Catholic priest in Poland, a devil from the bowels of Hell is blowing up his phone with texts.
Father Marian Rajchel from Jaroslaw told the Austrian Times that after he performed an exorcism on a young teenage girl, the demon somehow managed to retain his possession of the girl, and was now harassing him with texts from hell — a practice that is apparently common among technophile demons, according to Rajchel.
“Clearly this young girl has been possessed, and needs further help,” he told the Times, and revealed the contents of the texts:
He said one of the text messages read: “She will not come out of this hell. She’s mine. Anyone who prays for her will die.”
He said however that he had prayed for her and sent back another text message, getting the message in return: “Shut up, preacher. You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher.”
It is unclear whether the demon has sent the priest a shirtless selfie, or worse, a dick pic.
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