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Gilbert Gottfried Brings His Sexy Voice To An Erotic Reading Of Fifty Shades Of Grey

Fifty Shades of Grey, the erotic Twilight fan fiction-cum-national phenomenon, is sexy. So sexy that it permanently made the term “mom porn” mean something entirely different than I thought it meant. So sexy that it gave SNL the chance to air the most televised masturbation since Fox News’ last Frank Luntz panel. What I’m saying is it’s sexy. But guess what? It’s about to get even sexier thanks to the soothing dulcet tones of Gilbert Gottfried’s voice.

Yes, thanks to Jest, we can now listen to what a Fifty Shades of Grey book on tape would sound like if Gilbert Gottfried was the one reading sexy lines like “slowly he inserts his thumb inside me, rotating it around and around.” Who wouldn’t want to pay for that?

Honestly, I’d buy it just to pretend it was actually written as Aladdin fan fiction. Oh, Iago! You naughty, naughty bird!

Watch the video from Jest below:

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