Good Day New York Anchor Would Like To Rename Soy Milk ‘Soy Jizzum’

Perhaps to combat the recent malaise in the world of hilarious newsroom profanity, Good Day New York anchor Rosanna Scotto took a perfectly innocent conversation on the real definition of the word “milk” and made the suggestion that soy milk should be renamed… well, something else.

The National Milk Producers Federation is arguing that the only milk worthy of the title is that from a cow– not goat’s milk, sheep’s milk, soy, rice, coconut, etc. The change would mean that companies selling any of the other types of milk would have to find a new name for their product. After having clearly given it some thought, Scotto calmly suggests the new name “soy jizzum.” This is especially comical because “jizzum” is, biologically speaking, the opposite of milk, and because seconds before Scotto noted that she was trying to avoid getting in trouble for her comments on geese.

The awkward clip below:

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