If you’ve been anywhere near a computer today, you probably heard that today NASA announced the discovery of seven “earth-sized planets in the habitable zone around a single star outside our solar system.” Naturally, this got people thinking about moving to one of these planets, because why go to Canada when you can literally leave earth? Pretty much everyone had the same question: When can we move there?
ME: pls send me to the new planets i want to leave earbth
NASA: theyre 40 light years away u’ll die before u get there
ME: pls send me to th
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 22, 2017
NASA found 7 planets orbiting a nearby star. When can we move?
— Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) February 22, 2017
NASA found 7 new earth-like planets 3 of them are most likely habitable I WANNA MOVE
— Tami (@maywehowlagain) February 22, 2017
— Chris Farias (@ChrisPaulFarias) February 22, 2017
NASA found 7 new planet like surfaces. Which one can I move to I’m done with y’all.
— Boss Ass Bitch (@Ferrari_______) February 22, 2017
Ready for a move for sure! ??
nasa’s photo https://t.co/mB9hPq1RPP
— Rolf Anthony Young (@LoW_BiT_LoGiC) February 22, 2017
NASA: We found 7 planets!
Me: Cool can I move there to escape Trump? pic.twitter.com/OBgdwy2q1S
— Emily Horowitz (@EmHorowitz) February 22, 2017
When your bags are packed, and you’re just waiting for NASA to say you can move to TRAPPIST-1. pic.twitter.com/uO5EfBj69s
— Youth MOVE National (@YouthMOVE) February 22, 2017
How soon until we can move? https://t.co/T0zJ6ghms9
— Alyona (@AlyonaMink) February 22, 2017
Okay so NASA found 7 planets… Can we legit just have a planet full of LGBTQIA+, we can all move there.
— Joseph || Pinned (@FlailerOfAScot) February 22, 2017
— lilith | castiel. ♡ (@lcvemisha) February 22, 2017
Let us move to a new planet https://t.co/2CT8HlD0cx
— Zvamaida Mwakalyelye (@ZvamaidaMwakal3) February 22, 2017
YES at NASA serving us new planets. With the way the last year has unfolded, I’m ready for aliens to touch down and probe me and take me. pic.twitter.com/eAmRWzQR0N
— Kingsley (@kingsleyyy) February 22, 2017
petition that all the gays move to planet F pic.twitter.com/GXPrMoyEwO
— Kevin O’Keeffe (@kevinpokeeffe) February 22, 2017
— Nibel (@Nibellion) February 22, 2017
Me leaving earth once NASA confirms which of the 7 planets is habitable pic.twitter.com/CNcltjhjll
— Alluring Ivy? (@Drebae_) February 22, 2017
“NASA found seven planets that are similar to earth and three of them are most likely habitable” pic.twitter.com/3gWEnLQIRl
— ?sandra hunter? (@sndrmusic) February 22, 2017
nasa discovered seven new planets tht may have life&now im just waiting for aliens to discover earth&abduct me so i can finally escape earth pic.twitter.com/FTRsV7XOyS
— blue boy (@COCONUTOILBAE) February 22, 2017
[image via screen grab/NASA]
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