The Internet Had Fun With Florida State Coach Fisher’s Meandering Pregame Locker Room Speech

Monday night prior to the Florida State-Ole Miss game, ESPN was given access to Florida State’s locker room to film head coach Jimbo Fisher‘s pregame pep talk.

And well…let’s just say it wasn’t exactly the Al Pacino speech from Any Given Sunday.

Check out the video below, via ESPN, as Fisher rambled on in a hoarse voice for two minutes (it seemed much longer in real time) about chopping various things, and “get(ting) after that ass.”

Twitter was quick to weigh in:

Rewound it and transcribed Jimbo Fisher:

Barm bow. Bow bow bow. Mananbaba. Bow maba. Yer a grown ass mayne. Marba bow bow. BOW BAW.

— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) September 6, 2016

The year is 2018 and Jimbo Fisher has just finished his pregame speech for the 2016 Ole Miss game in Orlando.

— Kevin McGuire (@KevinOnCFB) September 6, 2016

Didn’t think it was possible to demotivate a team in a pregame speech. Then Jimbo Fisher rambled for 5 minutes. #FSUvsOleMiss

— Tim Snyder (@TimSnyder21) September 6, 2016

Jimbo Fisher with the worst pregame speech of all time.

— Jack McQuiston (@jackNthebox) September 6, 2016

Live look in at Jimbo Fisher’s pregame speech pic.twitter.com/ynjKGoSMeO

— Rixon Lane (@RixonLane) September 6, 2016

When Jimbo Fisher finally ends his pregame speech. pic.twitter.com/3f9PrI0YJ1

— Austin Pendergist (@apthirteen) September 6, 2016

Jimbo Fisher’s locker room speech is made even more incredible by the fact that all his sentence fragments require notes to remember.

— Clayton Cothran (@TNtoCOthran) September 6, 2016

“Well, we’re 3:05 into this game and Jimbo Fisher is still delivering his pregame speech….”

— Mike Graham (@Mike_ETSN) September 6, 2016

Though it was widely belittled, the speech worked. Florida State won 45-34.

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