Thrice Hail! It Appears That Steve Martin Has Joined Twitter


Hey do you like Twitter, but only wish it were somehow funnier? Well good news! Banjo legend, and sometimes comedian Steve Martin has now joined Twitter! And guess what? He’s really funny. Perhaps 140 characters is the perfect solution to a Ramblin man. R-A-M-B-L-I-N. Apostrophe. (Approximately 45 Mediaite readers will understand the reference to his first comedy album, Let’s Get Small.) Examples of funny jokes below!

Note – I suppose it’s possible that this is the work of some impostor. But who cares?! The jokes are still funny!

Some examples of the debut tweets:

@SteveMartinToGo: My publicist is nervous about my becoming a Tweeter. He says celebrities tend to make such monumental gaffes. He’s such a typical Wop!

@SteveMartinToGo: I would like to apologize for my previous Tweet. What I meant to say was that my publicist’s a Sammy, which means he’s a Samoan.

@SteveMartinToGo: I would like to cancel my previous apology. What am I if not a man?
@SteveMartinToGo: I would like to reinstate my first apology. It has been explained to me that I might never work again. Clearly, I am not a man.

: I would like to cancel my previous negation of my first apology.

@SteveMartinToGo: I would like to apologize to the people of certain parts of Manhattan, Italyville, but not Texas.

: I would like to apologize to the people of glorious Italy where I sometimes like to vacation. I love-a your spicy meat-a bolls!

@SteveMartinToGo: I’m actually part Italian, so I can make those jokes!

@SteveMartinToGo: I apologize for lying about being part Italian. I’m really Samoan.

Follow Steve Martin on Twitter here.

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