Trump’s Lawyers Saying He Had No Income From Russia ‘With Few Exceptions’ Is the Internet’s New Favorite Joke
Recently, lawyers for President Donald Trump told reporters that they have reviewed the his returns and that they do not show “any income of any type from Russian sources.” There are, however, some exceptions. But, you know, they are few.
BREAKING: Trump lawyer: Tax returns from past 10 years show no "income of any type from Russian sources," with few exceptions.
— The Associated Press (@AP) May 12, 2017
“With few exceptions” has become the Internet’s new favorite joke, and Twitter has run absolutely wild with it:
The Bluth company is well run and fiscally sound, with few exceptions.
— George Bluth (@RealGeorgeBluth) May 12, 2017
Full Frontal has a long-standing history of being very respectful of President Trump, with few exceptions.
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) May 12, 2017
Fox News is reporting this news correctly, with few exceptions. https://t.co/LwgKRHVq0l
— Jason Sparks (@sparksjls) May 12, 2017
The Titanic had a smooth voyage, #withfewexceptions
— Hand. (@stateofthehand) May 12, 2017
I’ve never smoked weed, #withfewexceptions
— igorvolsky (@igorvolsky) May 12, 2017
I’ve always been skinny #withfewexceptions
— Jeremy (@dmaxjak) May 12, 2017
him: how many partners have you had?
me: i am a virgin with few exceptions
— Ziwe (@ziwe) May 12, 2017
“We’ve never destroyed our bed, with few exceptions” pic.twitter.com/6LAbUaQIEt
— Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) May 12, 2017
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman,” with few exceptions. https://t.co/SxxfQvCsdP
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) May 12, 2017
— Conan the Hokie (@Conan_the_Hokie) May 12, 2017
— Jeffery Simpson 🎮 (@JefferySimpson) May 12, 2017
@MEPFuller “Mr. Lincoln thoroughly enjoyed this evening’s show…with few exceptions.”
— Matt Wilt (@MattWilt803) May 12, 2017
— Deb H (@deflep1969) May 12, 2017
OJ Simpson did not kill people, with few exceptions.
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) May 12, 2017
Trump hasn’t taken any vacations since he became president, with a few exceptions. https://t.co/nIdFbti092
— jordan 🌹 (@JordanUhl) May 12, 2017
BREAKING: For the entirety of my life, I have never shit the bed, with few exceptions. https://t.co/IDKAu4rNz9
— Charles Clymer (@cmclymer) May 12, 2017
— GirlEsqA (@GirlEsqA) May 12, 2017
I workout vigorously every day at the gym, #withfewexceptions
— Allan Shifman (@AllanShifman) May 12, 2017
“Honey, I’ve been faithful to you since the day we met with few exceptions”
— Jazz Shaw (@JazzShaw) May 12, 2017
@davidfrum I’m a virgin, with a few exceptions.
I don’t drink alcohol, with a few exceptions
I never drive on the sidewalk, with a few exceptions
— Robin Fariel (@_Kitty_Wampus_) May 12, 2017
[featured image via @AllanShifman/Twitter]
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