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On The Marks Radio’s March Madness Guy Movies
Then there’s On The Marks Radio, which is hosting a March Madness Guy Movie Bracket. As you crush a beer can on your forehead while grunting into the abyss (or whatever it is that watchers of “Guy Movies” do), ask yourself this: Is Scarface more bromantic than Top Gun?
ComicMix’s Mix March Madness
If comics are more your thing, there’s always ComicMix‘s Mix March Madness tournament, which pits popular web comics like Penny Arcade, xkcd and Achewood against one another. For the record, this is probably my very favorite comic in the history of ever.
The Smoking Jacket’s Fetish Madness
For gentlemen whose tastes run a little more blue, there’s The Smoking Jacket‘s (not entirely safe for work) Fetish Madness Bracket Challenge, which seeks to answer that age-old question: Does a poking fetish trump a sexual desire to sniff things?
Flavorwire’s Beard Madness
The fine folks over at Flavorwire had the truly inspired idea of organizing a Beard Madness bracket, pitting famous beardos against one another in an effort to determine whose crumb catcher trumps all others. Will it be Fidel Castro‘s signature facial hair, with its sweet, pungent undertones of cigar ash and old man funk? Or maybe Jesus, one of the world’s first ever social media stars, will turn both cheeks to reveal a beard whose luster and sheen is unparalleled?
