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Report: Rand Paul Was A Badly Behaved Frat Boy, Tied Girl Up, Tried To Force Her To Smoke Pot

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Rand Paul may belong to the last generation of politicians who have to be worried about their college transgressions. By the time the current generation starts running for office every stupid thing they’ve ever done will have been documented on Facebook in such detail they will cease to have meaning.

In the meantime, a new GQ profile on Rand Paul may prove to be disruptive to his current campaign for Senate. The profile digs into Pauls’ college past following reports last week that he had lied about his undergraduate degree and was actually a college drop-out. Turns out he hadn’t lied, and that he’s always been careful to say he “attended” Baylor not “graduated from” and that “after taking the MCAT and scoring high enough to gain admission to Duke Medical School” he left to do just that. Juicy stuff to be sure. However it’s this anecdote about his time in a secret (possibly liberal!) society called the NoZe Brotherhood that he may have to be concerned about.

The strangest episode of Paul’s time at Baylor occurred one afternoon in 1983 (although memories about all of these events are understandably a bit hazy, so the date might be slightly off), when he and a NoZe brother paid a visit to a female student who was one of Paul’s teammates on the Baylor swim team. According to this woman, who requested anonymity because of her current job as a clinical psychologist, “He and Randy came to my house, they knocked on my door, and then they blindfolded me, tied me up, and put me in their car. They took me to their apartment and tried to force me to take bong hits. They’d been smoking pot.” After the woman refused to smoke with them, Paul and his friend put her back in their car and drove to the countryside outside of Waco, where they stopped near a creek. “They told me their god was ‘Aqua Buddha’ and that I needed to bow down and worship him,” the woman recalls. “They blindfolded me and made me bow down to ‘Aqua Buddha’ in the creek. I had to say, ‘I worship you Aqua Buddha, I worship you.’ At Baylor, there were people actively going around trying to save you and we had to go to chapel, so worshiping idols was a big no-no.”

The woman is question sounds more puzzled by the incident 30 years on than traumatized: “They never hurt me, they never did anything wrong, but the whole thing was kind of sadistic. They were messing with my mind. It was some kind of joke.”

Regardless, it makes for an interesting line of questioning and probably opens the door to a whole slew of college anecdotes Rand might prefer to be left “secret.” Ben Smith thinks it’s “a bit too big a deal to be left in its ether of anonymity and non-denial.” Though that’s all he continues to get from Rand’s spokesperson. Perhaps we can look forward to a CGI version at some point in the future.

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  • Fox News: We proudly pander to Teabaggers

    Yes, but that was before he was saved.

  • http://www.youtube.com/cmdrgmh cmdrgmh

    Lets see, Kidnapping is a Federal a crime. Good Job you sick Fuck. Lock his rancid ass up.

  • puck30

    OMG! he was a fratboy, lookout. Gee since when are you libs all of a sudden tight-assed about getting tied up?

    How do you force sombody to take bong hits? Explain that one to me.

    I wonder what is going to be the lead story on Maddow tonight? That’s if Olbermann doesn’t steal it first.

  • http://www.youtube.com/cmdrgmh cmdrgmh

    puck30 says:
    August 9, 2010 at 3:36 pm puck30(Quote)
    0 1
    OMG! he was a fratboy, lookout. Gee since when are you libs all of a sudden tight-assed about getting tied up?

    How do you force sombody to take bong hits? Explain that one to me.

    So tieing up, Blindfolding them and taking someone against thier will is OK with you. I hope you never have that done to you. Im sure you would think differently.

  • puck30

    cmdrgmh says:
    August 9, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    You’ve never been to an S&M club? And you call yourself a liberal. I had a girl handcuff me to the bed once does that count?

    Okay, Okay, there was that one night with Lesbian Motorcycle group at the bar with a pool table and a Coors tall neck.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joe-Callan/100000200979966 Joe Callan

    Refusing to take Bong Hits? I’m pretty sure that if I had to deal with being enrolled at Baylor, I’d refuse to be sober.

  • http://apostrophejones.com Apostrophe jones

    Call the cops ! Or the sheriff ! Or the revenooers ! ( Kentucky ) No offense .

  • Sean68

    Graduating from med school makes graduating from regular college moot in my opinion. If the point is to make an idiot out of him or liar (which you insinuate he wants to be–”he’s ‘careful’ to say…” SORRY but what you’re actually saying is that he has always been honest). This is a cheap way to call an honest person a liar. If anything, his high MCAT scores show that the guy must be pretty damned smart. NON-STORY. Now go after him for this other cheap bullshit.

  • Sean68

    Fox News: We proudly pander to Teabaggers said:
    Yes, but that was before he was saved.

    Hey, even Obama smoked weed and snorted coke before he was saved by Rev. Wright. He still drinks, I believe.

  • Sean68

    puck30 said:
    OMG! he was a fratboy, lookout. Gee since when are you libs all of a sudden tight-assed about getting tied up? How do you force sombody to take bong hits? Explain that one to me. I wonder what is going to be the lead story on Maddow tonight? That’s if Olbermann doesn’t steal it first.

    We know from the Duke Lacrosse case that there is nothing liberal media types hate more than affluent white guys in fraternities.

  • NORBIT

    Wow! – So where’s the police report? – Video clips? – Anything to illuminate the college prank at all?

    Much more damaging when Black Congressmen LIE about being assaulted & called racial epithets in order to SMEAR innocent people with the “RACIST” monicker, wouldn’t you good liberals say?? LOL!!

  • Socrates69

    LOL, L MAO, who gives a flying fuck. I’m definitely not a fan of the guy (I like his dad though), did the lady in question press charges????

    Hell the dude was a stoner in college and then flunked out or dropped out, and then made it into Duke Medical School?

    You know what fuck it, I’m changing my mind. I want the guy to get into to office. Hell yes, I want more ex-stoners in Congress and the WH.

    LOL Aqua Buddha LOL thats awesome.

  • Socrates69

    OMG I agree with Norbit. My day is over.

  • http://gordonbloyershow.com gordonbloyershow

    Very funny story. Can anyone verify it? I am sure some left-wing honey I have dated would come forward to make up stories about me 40 years later if I was a candidate for president or senate.
    A total NONE story. Then there is the story about Al Gore and his massages.

  • Socrates69

    Why is that a story mr. gordonblowhole? Is Al running for office?

    Seriously just leave it alone. Your right the Rand Paul is/should be a non-issue.

  • fanofamerica

    cmdrgmh said:
    Lets see, Kidnapping is a Federal a crime. Good Job you sick Fuck. Lock his rancid ass up.

    And she was so traumatized she went right to the police. Not. Even though she has training as a clinical psychologist. Now if the account included claims that she was terrified and struggled etc. etc. then we’d have a story here, but instead it’s obvious she’s just recounting something that happened one day at college that based on the calm language wasn’t a big deal to her. I have a feeling she/GQ were careful not to embellish because that would take them into lawsuit land. And I’m sure they knew that they didn’t have to embellish — that a lame, boring telling would be all it would take to get the libs all worked up over nothing.

  • Fox News: We proudly pander to Teabaggers

    Blower,
    We can’t verify you were ever on tiny public television channel? Or do you have some old tape of that you can share with us on Youtube?

  • Penguin60

    Didn’t anybody learn from Brietbart? But seriously, wasn’t that a scene from Animal House that got cut?

  • http://www.youtube.com/cmdrgmh cmdrgmh

    Gordon has a home made shoutcast radio station he gets 2 or 3 listeners at a time if he’s lucky. No one even knows who the hell he is. My grandson has a shoutcast radio station and he has more listeners then Gordon could ever dream of.

  • BatBoy

    puck30 said:
    Okay, Okay, there was that one night with Lesbian Motorcycle group at the bar with a pool table and a Coors tall neck.

    Puck…that was my long neck Coors you took.

    I knew if I waited long enough…you would show up in a strange place…. and here you are!

    You owe me a buck!

  • borntoraisehogs

    Oh , he is nutty ? I would never have known. I hate to judge mental instability on hair styles alone , but some do provide clues.

  • http://gordonbloyershow.com gordonbloyershow

    Poor Fox, why do you make a fool out of yourself.
    My show was a featured article in a national magazine that is read by elected officials all over the country.

    http://www.governing.com/topics/technology/Unscripted-Ending.html

    Then there is this front page story. Have you ever been on the front page except for your drug arrest?

    Campaign sign caught on tape.

    By BOB KASARDA

    Maletta said he knew nothing about city property used for his re – election efforts. PORTAGE — Mayor Sammie Maletta was scrambling Friday to explain what three employees of the Water Reclamation Department were doing the day before when constructing one of his re-election signs on city property and on a city-owned trailer. The group was caught on videotape just before 4 p.m. Thursday outside the city sewer department by local cable television show host Gordon Bloyer and City Council candidate Lee McGill, who said they were tipped off by a city employee.”That was done without my knowledge,” Maletta said of the sign construction. Shedding light on the happenings was Hartzell Scofield, a City Council candidate and member of Maletta’s re-election committee, who works as a supervisor at the Water Reclamation Department. What he knew is that the three employees, identified as Keith Elliott, Willie Urquidi and Wes Simon, had intended to use a private truck to pick up the Maletta sign from the local RI-CO Signs company after they punched out of work at 3 p.m. Thursday. After Scofield went home, the group picked up the sign and returned to the sewer department building just east of Hamstrom Road.The men then attached the sign to a wooden structure they had built at the sewer department that day and the entire structure was atop a small, two-wheel trailer that is owned by the city, Scofield said. They had intended to transport the sign to the entrance of the Portage Mall, where it was to point out Maletta’s campaign office. While the sign structure was built on city property, Scofield said that it was constructed on the men’s off time and with their own wood. “These guys volunteered to do that on their own time because they support the mayor,” Scofield said. As far as the trailer goes, Scofield said that it was a piece of junk that was rebuilt and used by everyone at the department. “It is technically a piece of city equipment,” he said. The effort to move the sign to the mall was stopped when Bloyer and McGill pulled up after receiving a call from someone concerned about the activities. Bloyer and McGill shot some video and then returned 15 minutes later to find the trailer empty. City Council member Donna Pappas visited the building later that evening with Scofield, out of concern that the signs were being made on site by city employees. She could not be reached Friday, but Scofield said that she was satisfied that no such work was under way. Maletta said that he knew that a sign was to be installed at the entrance of the mall, yet had no idea it was being built on city property and hauled on a city-owned trailer. Neither did he realize the large size of the sign, which he said could not have legally been posted at the mall. “I really don’t condone that kind of stuff,” he said of the events of the day before. While Scofield expected some backlash as the supervisor of the employees, Maletta did not say specifically how he planned to respond. “I’ll take care of it,” he said.

    Or how about this story………………..

    PORTAGE MUST PAY FOR BARRING TAPING BY CABLE COMENTATOR GORDON BLOYER
    Post-Tribune (IN) | November 8, 1996 |

    The city will have to pay more than $1,200 in attorney fees to a local television commentator who was barred from videotaping City Council meetings. Gordon Bloyer sued the city after Mayor Sammie Maletta ordered him not to turn on a hand-held video camera during a council meeting.
    Bloyer, who has a weekly commentary cable access show, said the mayor was breaking Indiana’s Open Door law. The law makes most city meetings open to the public.

  • possumdearie

    Since when do liberals have a problem with bondage and weed?!!

  • felixw

    Funny how the liberal media never investigated John Edwards, Al Gore, etc. I am happy to have these things brought out for scrutiny and discussion. But the Left is a joke when they pull this stuff out while covering up the indiscretions of its own heroes.

  • Fox News: We proudly pander to Teabaggers

    Blower,
    For a guy who carried around a video camera I am surprised you never recorded your own show as a keepsake.

  • Hugo Daun

    El Gordo is a legend in his own mind, nothing more.

    Have you heard the way he stammers when the Excitable Impotent Blimp (EIB) asks him what he does for a living during the phone call that makes him so proud?

    Not to mention how his voice trembles like a newlywed bride…it is fucking hysterical!

  • SWWT

    Crap.

  • notsofast

    Ahhhhhhhh, that’s the kind of stuff you do in college. Grow up!

  • puck30

    I have to make a correction here, F Chuck Todd ran with the story on Hardball, Olby is running with it on his show right now. Poor Maddow.
    If the best they can come up with is a 27 year old story, I’d say things look pretty good for Mr. Paul.

  • http://gordonbloyershow.com gordonbloyershow

    Do you enjoy being a fool Fox? I have ten years of shows recorded. Many clips are on YouTube. You must be one of dumbest people on the face of the Earth. I can prove everything I say, unlike YOU. I am not hiding behind a phony name like you and Hugo. I always wondered what it was like to be a coward, can you and Hugo explain it to everyone here.

  • TfT

    So what are you saying Glynnis? We now know more about Rand Paul and his frat days that we will ever know about Barak Husein Obama and his college grades?

    Really Glynnis….why not do some investigative reporting and tell us about he himself the one and his college days?

    Is this for real?

    And, btw, is it really in this site’s best interest to continue to advertise it’s mediocrity by placing RED C’s in every post? We know this site is a C-rated place, but to remind us in every headline?

  • Ollie
  • puck30

    Okay let’s try this. Paul did his frat boy stunts while in collage, tying up a girl and trying to get her to do bong hits.

    OMG! this is very,very bad! this is terrible! don’t vote for this man! hide your women and children! Throw him in jail.

    Back in the 90′s Clinton, while President had an intern in his office to help him relive his stress.

    No big deal, it’s none of your buisness, so what.

    Bong hits bad? Blowjobs cool?

  • Fox News: We proudly pander to Teabaggers

    Blower,

    Your YouTube channel has 10 years of clips, including the ones from your public television show? Then hit us up with a link from that public television show then so we can take a peep. I’d rather not have to look for it on your channel.

    P.S.

    In case you haven’t noticed Blower, just about everyone on this board is coward using your standard.

  • http://gordonbloyershow.com gordonbloyershow

    Fox, sorry but people that don’t make drive by ignorant comments are not cowards. If you claim you are somebody or make comments that indicate you have standing to be an expert you should not be afraid of using your real name.

    I won’t make anything easy for you. You were toooooo stupid even to find out about my show when that info is all over the internet.

  • gar

    They’re done enough with Angle now it’s Rand Pauls turn. It’s so predictable it’s funny.

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