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Sarah Palin Learns To Tame The “Lamestream” Media

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Tomorrow morning on Good Morning America, Co-Anchor Robin Roberts airs her visit to Alaska, where she spent a day-in-the-life of Sarah Palin and interviewed Palin about her new book and current political issues. Such exclusive access is normally reserved for FOX News host Greta van Susteren. Although recently branching out beyond the FOX News comfort zone has become a regular occurrence for Palin, with interviews granted to The New York Times, Time, and Barbara Walters. As Palin embraces mainstream media outlets, is the benefit of exposure to new audiences worth the tradeoff of losing credibility when she rails against unfair coverage from the “lamestream” media?

With Walters now naming Palin a “Most Fascinating Person” for three years in a row and with many more mainstream media outlets treating Palin as a credible, potential presidential candidate, it seems Palin’s media enemies list is limited to just arch-nemesis Katie Couric and the writers at Vanity Fair (although it’s probably safe to assume Palin does not have too many friends on MSNBC‘s primetime lineup either).

Avoiding and complaining about the “liberal mainstream media” is always a great rallying cry for the conservative right, but Palin has made a shrewd and accurate calculation that she openly admitted on FOX News recently. Defending her TLC reality show, Palin said “we need to get out there and reach people who are so independent that perhaps they would never think to tune into Fox News.” Those independents are crucial for any presidential aspirations, and allowing the “lamestream” media into her home, in the guise of Roberts, is the clearest evidence yet that those aspirations are indeed sincere.

(h/t Politico)

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  • TangledThorns

    Do you guys proof read before you post your articles?

  • Pablo

    You might want to have a closer look at that second graf, Matt. It’s a little Couric-centric.

  • Atticus Draco

    “and with many more mainstream media outlets treating Couric as a credible”

    WHAT?!
    By other liberals,,, DOES THAT qualify her as being CREDIBLE?!?

    hell,, a bunch of liberals qualify STEWART AS CREDIBLE TOO!!!
    AND MOST LIBERALS BELIEVE THAT’S THEIR RELIABLE NEWS SOURCE!!!
    JEEZE!

  • ROCKSTEADY

    They should all ignore her and let her do her ‘stuff ‘on Fox.

  • ROCKSTEADY

    Sarah is A # 1 media whore.

  • rr98411

    I get nominated for a job and you now know my name… after a short dance the attacks begin (I a little overwhelmed and I don’t really help myself)… a drop of blood… the frenzy begins to intensify… I lose, go back to my frigid shithole, you follow me (one more time in case you missed that – I lost, went home, YOU followed)…. more attacks, handcuff by my job, decide to quit (didn’y say I was a brainsurgeon), the friggin gloves come off… I attack… we fight… we fight some more… starting to win some battles… I have claimed some area as my own… we continue to fight… with renewed strength I single out a possible ally (enemy of my enemy type (note to palm – keep back to wall))… With brass balls close but hidden, I charm, you nibble… and so the dance begin to a tune more to my liking… On the lamestream media team, two down…. hmmm, who’s next on my list…

    “Learns” I don’t think so, she has just worn them out and is in the process of outmanuvering them.

  • LibertySister

    I hope the jealous and hateful liberals on this site dont start personal attacking her daughter again and calling Sarah stupied etc etc. Yeah we heard it all, we know you dont like her…we get it..

  • Atticus Draco


    I simple adore and love this woman!!
    I LOVE HOW SHE MANIPULATES THE SYSTEM!!
    LOL

    I love how she pisses off LIBERALS and RHINOS,, and profits from it!!
    I LOVE HOW SHE WILL NOT GO AWAY!!
    lol,, she’s in their face about it!!!

    “YOU GUYS SUCK,, YOU’RE LAME,, so who wants to interview me first?”
    “YOU GUYS ARE CHITTY AT YOUR JOB,, you wanna go first?”
    “Couric?, OH YEAH,, she sucks BIG TIME,,, so i pencil you in for next thursday,, kewl”
    “NYTimes?!,, F NO I DONT READ IT!! THEY SUCK!,, okay,, i guess i’ll do your morning show”

    I LOVE YOU SARAH!!

  • rr98411

    Update to my lamestream media target list – Piers Morgan thinks I’m “mesmerizing” hmmm more recon needed.

    Initial assessment – he is starting his own show on CNN and is desperate for guests.

    Initial action – wear a tight skirt accent with the red heels, keep him interested and make him beg… He’s British, big on gun control, consider leaking a few videos with me shooting an AR-15… rapidfire… that’s my ace in the hole, yea, ya betcha…

  • Harry Flashman

    Atticus said:

    ““YOU GUYS SUCK,, YOU’RE LAME,, so who wants to interview me first?”
    “YOU GUYS ARE CHITTY AT YOUR JOB,, you wanna go first?”
    “Couric?, OH YEAH,, she sucks BIG TIME,,, so i pencil you in for next thursday,, kewl”
    “NYTimes?!,, F NO I DONT READ IT!! THEY SUCK!,, okay,, i guess i’ll do your morning show””

    Heh.

    That pretty much nails it. They hate her with a red hot passion but stand in line for any crumbs she throws them.

  • Jackyboy

    I gotta say it’s nice to see her branch out from the Fox world into the rest of the media. Regardless of how “lamestream” it is people still watch it and if she wants to change her image she needs to get out of her comfort zone. It is nice to see her grow, it is slower than what I would like, but she’s growing nonetheless.

  • Mr.Papshmer

    Jesus, it isn’t that tough to figure out. The liberal media wants nothing more than to see Palin run for president, and will support her above other Republicans. Should she run and get the nomination, you would see an assassination of her by the media the likes of which has never been done.

  • SUPER Chundy

    Atticus Draco said:

    I simple adore and love this woman!!
    I LOVE HOW SHE MANIPULATES THE SYSTEM!!
    LOL

    “YOU GUYS SUCK,, YOU’RE LAME,, so who wants to interview me first?”
    “YOU GUYS ARE CHITTY AT YOUR JOB,, you wanna go first?”
    “Couric?, OH YEAH,, she sucks BIG TIME,,, so i pencil you in for next thursday,, kewl”
    “NYTimes?!,, F NO I DONT READ IT!! THEY SUCK!,, okay,, i guess i’ll do your morning show”

    I LOVE YOU SARAH!!

    Why are you always randomly yelling? You realize that when something is in ALL CAPS, it signifies yelling. I realize this is commenting thread at Mediaite and not the Awl, but proper grammar and,,,,syntax still count.

    I’m not surprised though since the most radical ideologues usually ave the worst command of the English language.

    I agree that Sarah Palin is smarter than most of the journalists that she regularly encounters, but it doesn’t mean
    she’ll ever be president.

    Yet, it will be impossible for people to forget the Tina Fey caricature of her; exactly how everyone still pictures Dana Carvey as George HW Bush, Darrell Hammond as Clinton, and Will Ferrell as W.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lars-Svensen/100001028197161 Lars Svensen

    Gorgeous Gov. Sarah Palin is Big News! People cannot get enough of superstar celebrity Alaskan Aphrodite Sarah Palin. All media outlets in the world constantly beg her for interviews. She is the dominant diva of our time.

  • The Real Royal King

    The Drop Out Governor is so 2008 I’m not sure it much matters anymore.

    Lars Svensen said:
    Gorgeous Gov. Sarah Palin is Big News! People cannot get enough of superstar celebrity Alaskan Aphrodite Sarah Palin. All media outlets in the world constantly beg her for interviews. She is the dominant diva of our time.

    LibertySister said:
    I hope the jealous and hateful liberals on this site dont start personal attacking her daughter again and calling Sarah stupied etc etc. Yeah we heard it all, we know you dont like her…we get it..

    Which one? The one that got knocked up in high school, porked up, drssed in trashy clothes and thre her legs up into the air on national television?

    The obnoxious homophobic twitterer who vandalized houses?

    The little one who extorted a designer handbag from the RNC and flipped off the little girl in Ohio?

    Brisket? Mesquite? Cessna? Please be more specific.

  • The Real Royal King

    Jackyboy said:
    I gotta say it’s nice to see her branch out from the Fox world into the rest of the media. Regardless of how “lamestream” it is people still watch it and if she wants to change her image she needs to get out of her comfort zone. It is nice to see her grow, it is slower than what I would like, but she’s growing nonetheless.

    Yes, and Roberts is a very, very tough interviewer. Very. Very, very. Not as tough as Couric, but tough.

  • writer

    Which one? The one that got knocked up in high school, porked up, drssed in trashy clothes and thre her legs up into the air on national television?

    The King will now tell us about his church attendance, and how he learns tolerance.

  • Atticus Draco

    Harry Flashman said:
    Atticus said:

    ““YOU GUYS SUCK,, YOU’RE LAME,, so who wants to interview me first?”
    “YOU GUYS ARE CHITTY AT YOUR JOB,, you wanna go first?”
    “Couric?, OH YEAH,, she sucks BIG TIME,,, so i pencil you in for next thursday,, kewl”
    “NYTimes?!,, F NO I DONT READ IT!! THEY SUCK!,, okay,, i guess i’ll do your morning show””

    Heh.

    That pretty much nails it. They hate her with a red hot passion but stand in line for any crumbs she throws them.

    THE BEST PART,,
    She has NO accountability or responsibility to party or public
    SHE DOESNT HAFTA BE ANYWHERE
    lol
    She came out and distinctly said “I’m rogue people!”,, “I’m just a private citizen doing my thing”
    “YOU WANNA WATCH?”
    lol

    She today could say.. “F’ all this!”
    And her and Todd could live peacefully for the rest of their lives in Alaska
    “To hell with all that,, i got some kids i gotta get through college!!”
    “I GOTTA RIDE THIS GRAVY TRAIN WHILE I CAN”

    GAWD I LOVE HER
    SHE HUNTS & FISH TOO MAN,, WITHOUT BTCHIN’ ABOUT IT!!!

  • TrollJuice

    The media was fascinated with Paris Hilton too, but she won’t be president!

  • The Real Royal King

    writer said:
    Which one? The one that got knocked up in high school, porked up, drssed in trashy clothes and thre her legs up into the air on national television? The King will now tell us about his church attendance, and how he learns tolerance.

    My bank sent me a a box of California grapefruit and a Butterball turkey yesterday. I only eat Texas Ruby Red grapefruit and vegetarian-fed free range turkeys. I gave the turkey to a local Hispanic food bank and kitchen and told them it was a donation from Tumbleweed. They were thankful. I tried to give them the grapefruit from you, Kumquat, but they said they won’t accept anything from you. I can’t find anyone else that will take them now. There must be some sort of charity hot line and blacklist I suppose I’ll have a tacky 1950′s style Sputnik party, cut the grapefruit in half, stick one end of the toothpick in some cheap American cheese and the other end in a grapefruit. So, if you feel unusually prickly on Sunday, you will know what’s happening.

    I kept the Tia Maria.

  • pakattak

    Atticus Draco said:
    THE BEST PART,,
    She has NO accountability or responsibility to party or public
    SHE DOESNT HAFTA BE ANYWHERE
    lol
    She came out and distinctly said “I’m rogue people!”,, “I’m just a private citizen doing my thing”
    “YOU WANNA WATCH?”
    lol

    She today could say.. “F’ all this!”
    And her and Todd could live peacefully for the rest of their lives in Alaska
    “To hell with all that,, i got some kids i gotta get through college!!”
    “I GOTTA RIDE THIS GRAVY TRAIN WHILE I CAN”

    GAWD I LOVE HER
    SHE HUNTS & FISH TOO MAN,, WITHOUT BTCHIN’ ABOUT IT!!!

    I’m starting to think you’re posts are satire. There’s no way anyone types like this for real.

  • writer

    I can picture you going to confession, King. You tell the priest, “I really have a hatred for Bristol Palin. I don’t know her, have never met her, and she’s personally never done anything to me, but I hate her and feel the need to mock her. And not just her, but anyone who lives in a trailer, or shops at certain stores, or eats certain foods. I can’t control the hatred and bitterness.”

    And the priest says: “Hey, that’s what we’re teaching here. Don’t worry about it.”

  • BushClintonCrimeFamily

    Atticus Draco said:

    I simple adore and love this woman!!
    I LOVE HOW SHE MANIPULATES THE SYSTEM!!
    LOL

    I love how she pisses off LIBERALS and RHINOS,, and profits from it!!
    I LOVE HOW SHE WILL NOT GO AWAY!!
    lol,, she’s in their face about it!!!

    If you’re serious, and not being sarcastic, then you are blind to how the very reasons you LOVE Sarah are the same reasons she makes money off of YOU (not me) and will never win another elected office again.
    “YOU GUYS SUCK,, YOU’RE LAME,, so who wants to interview me first?”
    “YOU GUYS ARE CHITTY AT YOUR JOB,, you wanna go first?”
    “Couric?, OH YEAH,, she sucks BIG TIME,,, so i pencil you in for next thursday,, kewl”
    “NYTimes?!,, F NO I DONT READ IT!! THEY SUCK!,, okay,, i guess i’ll do your morning show”

    I LOVE YOU SARAH!!

  • BushClintonCrimeFamily

    Atticus Draco said:

    I simple adore and love this woman!!
    I LOVE HOW SHE MANIPULATES THE SYSTEM!!
    LOL

    I love how she pisses off LIBERALS and RHINOS,, and profits from it!!
    I LOVE HOW SHE WILL NOT GO AWAY!!
    lol,, she’s in their face about it!!!

    “YOU GUYS SUCK,, YOU’RE LAME,, so who wants to interview me first?”
    “YOU GUYS ARE CHITTY AT YOUR JOB,, you wanna go first?”
    “Couric?, OH YEAH,, she sucks BIG TIME,,, so i pencil you in for next thursday,, kewl”
    “NYTimes?!,, F NO I DONT READ IT!! THEY SUCK!,, okay,, i guess i’ll do your morning show”

    I LOVE YOU SARAH!!

    If you are serious, and not being sarcastic, then you don’t even see that your beloved Sarah makes money off of YOU, not me, and will never be elected to another office again.

  • BushClintonCrimeFamily

    TrollJuice said:
    The media was fascinated with Paris Hilton too, but she won’t be president!

    I think Paris has a higher approval rating than Sarah.

  • The Real Royal King

    writer said:
    I can picture you going to confession, King. You tell the priest, “I really have a hatred for Bristol Palin. I don’t know her, have never met her, and she’s personally never done anything to me, but I hate her and feel the need to mock her. And not just her, but anyone who lives in a trailer, or shops at certain stores, or eats certain foods. I can’t control the hatred and bitterness.” And the priest says: “Hey, that’s what we’re teaching here. Don’t worry about it.”

    I don’t know about that, but I do know the priest wouldn’t take your grapefruit.

  • The Real Royal King

    BushClintonCrimeFamily said:
    I think Paris has a higher approval rating than Sarah.

    I approve of Paris more than I do the Drop Out Governor.

  • flagringo

    the DRIVE-BY media strikes again…you can just feel the contempt dripping from Politico’s keyboard….Palin is attacked after she engages the Lamestream Media…..then she is attacked for only using “safe” media…..then her point of view is again attacked when she has limited contact with the same assasination in progress lamestream media…

    She can’t win in Politico’s & Media-ette World, but she has a solid record of accomplishment in Alaska and has staked out the right side of every major policy issue of our time.. Sarah rocks!

  • writer

    King, the priest also said he’s planning an exorcism for you. He said all that hatred and bitterness you have towards so many is not what he’s been preaching. No children will be allowed that day, since they’d be frightened when your head starts spinning around.

  • The Real Royal King

    writer said:
    King, the priest also said he’s planning an exorcism for you. He said all that hatred and bitterness you have towards so many is not what he’s been preaching. No children will be allowed that day, since they’d be frightened when your head starts spinning around.

    Twit. Priests don’t preach. They deliver homilies.

    Do you want some grapefruit, Kumquat?

  • writer

    The priest meant homilies, King. He was nervous thinking about the upcoming exorcism. He isn’t sure if he’s dealing with more than one demon, since you have so many different personalities. (All of them hateful.)

  • Probably NOT wrong

    The worst thing any of you can do to RRK is ignore the flaming
    asshole.

  • Atticus Draco

    pakattak said:
    I’m starting to think you’re posts are satire. There’s no way anyone types like this for real.

    i’m guessing,,
    BUT,,
    I suspect,, you would be a Katie Gosselin about going huntin’ and fishin’ huh?

    DO YOU KNOW,, why MOST men do go huntin’ and fishin’?!?
    lol
    I mean,, “Bareback Mountain” aside,, lol
    IT’S TO GET AWAY FROM THE BTCHIN’ AND THE NAGGIN’

    IF you watched last week’s episode,,
    DID YA NOTICE WHERE TODD WENT,, when Kate started having her antics?!?
    “F’ this,, i’m gettin’ the hell away from here”
    For those that didnt watch,, AND SHAME ON YOU FOR NOT DOING SO,,
    the boy went fiishin’!!!
    BY HIMSELF!!!
    LOL

    Sarah had to go search for butt,, lol
    and she said what every woman says when they catch a guy enjoying himself
    “What are you doin?’:
    DERRRRRR
    “Are you hiding?”
    DOUBLE DERRR

    AND DO YOU KNOW,,, SARAH DIDNT BTCH ABOUT THAT!!!!
    OMG!!! Most women,,, and i’m speaking from experience,, though admittedly,, in generalities,,
    MOST WOULDA STOOD THERE A BTCHED ABOUT THAT COY EXECUTION OF TODD!
    SARAH DIDNT,,,
    SHE JUST TURNED AROUND AND SAID “lucky you!!” (or something like that)

    GAWD I LOVE HER!!!!
    I DO,, I AINT MAKING THAT UP!!!

  • BFD

    Walters and Roberts are not news journalists.

    Call me when Palin decides to go on Meet The Press.

  • The Real Royal King

    I keep telling Kumquat, Michelle-in-Utah, Marceaux, I mean Blower, Nutso and Tumbleweed just that, but to no avail. They still hang onto my every word and follow me around as if they were Parisians and I was holding Foie Gras and a baguette.

  • The Real Royal King

    writer said:
    The priest meant homilies, King. He was nervous thinking about the upcoming exorcism. He isn’t sure if he’s dealing with more than one demon, since you have so many different personalities. (All of them hateful.)

    You don’t know whjat a homily is, Kumquat.

  • The Real Royal King

    BFD said:
    Walters and Roberts are not news journalists. Call me when Palin decides to go on Meet The Press.

    Especially if the moderator were Russert.

  • writer

    It’s the other way around, King. Notice all the cute nicknames you’ve come up with. A bit obsessive, isn’t it?

  • writer

    King, it’s you who keeps touting his church attendance. Myself and others have asked how you reconcile such statements with all the bitterness and hatred you display in your posts, but you always refuse to comment on it.

  • Eric

    BFD said:
    Walters and Roberts are not news journalists.

    Call me when Palin decides to go on Meet The Press.

    She will never go on Meet The Press because she’s too stupid – and she knows it.

  • writer

    Maybe she could do like Obama, and have one of the Clintons appear for her.

  • Linda

    ROCKSTEADY said:
    They should all ignore her and let her do her ’stuff ‘on Fox.

    ROCKSTEADY said:
    Sarah is A # 1 media whore.

    My sentiment exactly!! I could care less what the hell she does or says!

  • Eric

    writer said:
    Maybe she could do like Obama, and have one of the Clintons appear for her.

    Maybe if she wasn’t so stupid she’d have the support of a former president – but that will never happen.

  • writer

    By ‘support’, you mean have someone else speak for her. Yeah, at least Barry’s smart enough to duck out and let someone else do the talking.

  • Linda

    Atticus Draco said:
    ‘I simple adore and love this woman!!I LOVE HOW SHE MANIPULATES THE SYSTEM!!LOL I love how she pisses off LIBERALS and RHINOS,, and profits from it!!I LOVE HOW SHE WILL NOT GO AWAY!!lol,, she’s in their face about it!!! “YOU GUYS SUCK,, YOU’RE LAME,, so who wants to interview me first?”“YOU GUYS ARE CHITTY AT YOUR JOB,, you wanna go first?”“Couric?, OH YEAH,, she sucks BIG TIME,,, so i pencil you in for next thursday,, kewl”“NYTimes?!,, F NO I DONT READ IT!! THEY SUCK!,, okay,, i guess i’ll do your morning show” I LOVE YOU SARAH!!

    Wow, what a wacko! lol

  • Eric

    writer said:
    By ’support’, you mean have someone else speak for her. Yeah, at least Barry’s smart enough to duck out and let someone else do the talking.

    When he’s re-elected in 2012 you’ll be wondering what happened to your loser GOP candidates. Can you name someone that could beat him??

  • writer

    If things stay as they are for the next two years, I’d say almost anyone.

  • Nacho

    LibertySister said:
    I hope the jealous and hateful liberals on this site dont start personal attacking her daughter again and calling Sarah stupied etc etc. Yeah we heard it all, we know you dont like her…we get it..

    The preemptive victim cry.

  • The Lantern of Truth

    The Real Royal King said:
    The Drop Out Governor is so 2008 I’m not sure it much matters anymore. Which one? The one that got knocked up in high school, porked up, drssed in trashy clothes and thre her legs up into the air on national television? The obnoxious homophobic twitterer who vandalized houses? The little one who extorted a designer handbag from the RNC and flipped off the little girl in Ohio? Brisket? Mesquite? Cessna? Please be more specific.

    KING here . You would think that when an alleged man passes the three score and ten mark he would be mature . He would never attack someone’s CHILDREN . But I am a piece of filth and I love to spread my bile far and wide . Call me KING BOB from AUSTIN , the nastiest maggot in the garbage .

  • writer

    In the King’s case, a rich, powerful, world-traveling business tycoon and a filthy drugged out hippie look an awfully lot alike.

  • The Lantern of Truth

    KING again . My favorite thing to do at church when I’m pretending to be a good Catholic is to make up vile names for Sarah Palin’s CHILDREN . Recently I called them harpies , hooligans and harlots . How can I top that ? I know . They are pimps , prostitutes and punks . I don’t care that one is as young as two years old. Too bad . They need to toughen up when there are lowlife scumsuckers like me to call out these little tramps .

  • Mr.Papshmer

    Eric said:
    When he’s re-elected in 2012 you’ll be wondering what happened to your loser GOP candidates. Can you name someone that could beat him??

    My granddaughter.

    Oh, you mean in an election? We’ll have to wait and see.

  • dsriley

    Sara palin didn’t tame Maine strem media. They have answered the call to not print anymore stories about her or to react to her stupid comments anymore.

    Myself and 1,000′s of others have asked NBC, MSNBC and CNN to not print anymore columns about her. Everyone is sick and tired of seeing her name on websites everytime they sign on.
    You may have noticed that those websites have greatly cut down on subjects that have anything to do with her. Did you notice how little attention she received for her visit to haiti.
    We’re hoping she will just fade into the Alaskan sunset.

  • Mr.Papshmer

    dsriley said:
    Everyone is sick and tired of seeing her name

    Hey, did you know that everyone, and I do mean everyone, is sick and tired of seeing Obama? Every single person in this nation agrees with me.

  • SarahP

    LibertySister said:
    I hope the jealous and hateful liberals on this site dont start personal attacking her daughter again and calling Sarah stupied etc etc. Yeah we heard it all, we know you dont like her…we get it..

    “…and calling Sarah stupied…”

    I love it, you can’t make this stuff up.

  • Michael Charles

    I’m a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight…..

    If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you’re “exotic, different.”

    Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, a quintessential American story.
    If your name is Barack you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

    Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you’re a maverick.
    Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

    Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you’re well grounded.

    If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, you don’t have any real leadership experience.

    If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you’re qualified to become the country’s President.

    If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you’re not a real Christian.

    If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married heiress Cindy the next month, you’re a Christian.

    If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

    If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state’s school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you’re very responsible.

    If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family’s values don’t represent America’s.

    If you’re husband is nicknamed “First Dude”, with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn’t register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

    OK, much clearer now.

  • Armageddon T Thunderbird

    Gawd she is so hot!!! But….she really needs to tame her sexual frustration. That stuff is going to get the better of her if she does not get professional help.

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