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Whenever a horrible tragedy like 9/11 occurs, there’s always countless people who are forced to reflect on how mere twists of fate saved them from oblivion. In the years since, we’ve heard stories from celebrities like Rob Lowe and Seth MacFarlane who have recounted just how close they were to those terrorists and their terrible deeds. It turns out that Mark Wahlberg is one of those people as he was originally scheduled on one of the ill-fated planes. However, instead of viewing the situation as his brush with death, Wahlberg considers it his brush with kicking terrorist ass! Whoo!

Regardless of your feelings about Fox News in general — maybe you love, maybe you hate — it is nearly next to impossible not to love Shep Smith. Seriously. We would love nothing more than to have the Shep man do a Mediaite 5QQ. Alas, until that happy day arrives we will just have to settle for the Q&A Smith did with Men’s Journal.