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Anthony Weiner Shares His Media Tips At The Congressional Correspondent’s Dinner

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Say what you will Anthony Weiner, but it’s undeniable that the man has quite a sense of humor. This is, after all, a person who made his awkward high school yearbook picture his Twitter avatar. Weiner was able to show off his comedic ability – while giving some on-point media advice – at the Congressional Correspondent’s Dinner, which was broadcast last night on C-SPAN 3, much to the delights of “tens of viewers.”

Highlights include a pretty biting quip about CNN’s ratings, some very nice and surprisingly work safe hot dog-related puns, and a joke about the interesting pronunciation of John Boehner‘s name. And please don’t miss his Michele Bachmann joke… although it’s not as if there’s a lot of love lost between these two, if their recent joint appearance on Sean Hannity‘s show is anything to go by.

Weiner also has a few tips on how to become a savvy Twitterer – perhaps even one of Time magazine’s most recommended. For one, it helps to have oneself confused with other famous faces – like a certain Glee castmember.

In any case, here are Weiner’s media tips for his colleagues:

  • Listen carefully to your interviewer. Or else yelling may ensue. Like, say, what happened when Weiner and Megyn Kelly locked horns on her show. Or that time he asked Mike Huckabee how much he makes at Fox News. Or, again, that truly stellar Hannity interview.
  • Maintain eye contact with your interviewer.
  • Be sarcastic. Always remember to congratulate your interviewer on a job well done.
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    h/t Raw Replay

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    • notsofast

      His #1 tip: make a complete ass out of yourself while ya can.

    • Big Eddie
    • TeaPartyPatriot

      If alvarez crawled by weiner’s butt any further, he would totally disappear – a very welcomed event.

    • ModerateMan

      Not sure where Weiner was coming from with his “media tips”. I couldn’t tell if he was proud or embarrassed at the way he acted in the interview clips.

    • Republitarian

      Whenever we capture a terrorist, we should force them to listen to Anthony Weiner speeches and not stop until they start talking. If that doesn’t break them, nothing will.

    • stephenpyle

      I love how much this guy loves himself.

    • phunkypho

      only fox clips? classy

    • Alex Alvarez

      TeaPartyPatriot said:
      If alvarez crawled by weiner’s butt any further, he would totally disappear – a very welcomed event.

      I’m a she. And they’re serving drinks in here.

    • kvon

      notsofast said:
      His #1 tip: make a complete ass out of yourself while ya can.

      Wow, you should write for the Half Hour Comedy Hour!

    • BruinAlum77

      Congressman Weiner made a lot of self-deprecating comments, in addition to the jokes he made about the Republicans. It’s too bad that conservatives can only find humor in things like Obama as Osama bin Laden posters, Glenn Beck, or Bush searching his office for WMD (after killing hundreds of thousands in a unnecessary war).

    • Yoda002

      Qualye and Paul need to get some writers.

    • http://www.zazzle.com/talkingpoints NORBIT Jr.

      HEY!

      I was one of those viewers!

    • Davo

      Seems like a good spot to re-post the “10 Commandments of the Democrat Playbook,” since Weiner, Schumer, and Frank are in today’s news. They NEVER fail to abide by all 10.

      10 Commandments of the Democrat Party Playbook

      1. Never concede a victory to Republicans, even if the nation suffers greatly as a result. If Republicans win an election, claim corruption and contest the outcome. Remember, no one has the right to be in power but Democrats. If all else fails, find an activist judge to overturn any Republican policy. Thwart the will of the people and the democratic process in any way necessary to get your way. Never forget………rules and civility are for wuss’s and not meant for you.

      Always campaign against every Republican bill in Congress or any Republican idea, no matter what the benefit to America may be. Never agree with a Republican in public. Solidarity trumps truth and righteousness.

      2. Always remember to use the deception that has brought us to power. For example, if you author a bill to raise taxes, name it “The Tax Reduction Bill.” If we need to confiscate more freedom, call the effort “The Increased Freedom Initiative.” That’s the way to get things done. By the time the “little people” figure it out, you will have stirred enough hatred against Republicans that they will still support you.

      3. Whatever illegal and unethical thing Democrats are about to be exposed for doing, or are planning to do, instantly rush out and accuse Republicans of that exact infraction. Remember the 3 D’s. Distraction, diversion, and deception are our most powerful weapons.

      4. Always stay vigilant and on guard against falling into the altruistic trap of American pride and patriotism. Those are weaknesses to the exploit.

      5. Always consider bi-partisanship, compromise and “fairness” also as weaknesses to exploit. Lure Republicans into the false sense of bi-partisanship that will lower their guard, and they will be easier to destroy when you spring the trap.

      6. Repeat a lie often enough for our voter base to accept it as truth. Always spin a defeat as a victory for your side and your opponent’s victory as a failure, no matter how uncomfortable you may be in doing so. Remember, our voters are emotional, not logical, and they easily led to think what we tell them to think, and repeat what we tell them to repeat.

      7. Never take sides against the Democrat Party leadership. Stand with your party NO MATTER WHAT. Always discourage the voters from considering the consequences of Democrat proposed legislation, and instead appeal to their stronger emotional urges. Remember to stir hatred, envy, and the divisiveness of class warfare, and you will “own” your voter base forever. Party first, country…….never. There is NO time this will not apply.

      8. Never miss an opportunity to adopt and use double standards. That’s powerful tool to use against our enemies. Hold them accountable to a different standard than we practice, and you will be rewarded by your emotion-driven voter base who will never notice the difference.

      9. Always side with America’s enemies against her. Remember, you are both on the same side against American liberty manifested in capitalism. Find a way to present America’s enemies as “victims.” And remember to always describe treason as “patriotism.”

      10. Endeavor to punish the innocent in order to avoid punishing the guilty. This is the purpose of the Department Homeland Security and the excuse we use to impose gun control.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joseph-Glackin/100000892011713 Joseph Glackin

      DEVOID—–
      How many times are you paid to post that POS, and who wrote it for you?
      Although, IF you substitute “Republican” for “Democratic” Party, (it is the DEMOCRATIC Party), you’ve got a very good description of the last ten years.
      Except for #4. There, insert, “Wrap yourself in the flag, grab a Bible, and denounce anyone who even questions you as at least a traitor, if not the Anti-Christ.”

    • OxyCon
    • http://www.zazzle.com/talkingpoints NORBIT Jr.

      Davo said:
      Seems like a good spot to re-post the “10 Commandments of the Democrat Playbook,” since Weiner, Schumer, and Frank are in today’s news. They NEVER fail to abide by all 10. 10 Commandments of the Democrat Party Playbook 1. Never concede a victory to Republicans, even if the nation suffers greatly as a result. If Republicans win an election, claim corruption and contest the outcome. Remember, no one has the right to be in power but Democrats. If all else fails, find an activist judge to overturn any Republican policy. Thwart the will of the people and the democratic process in any way necessary to get your way. Never forget………rules and civility are for wuss’s and not meant for you. Always campaign against every Republican bill in Congress or any Republican idea, no matter what the benefit to America may be. Never agree with a Republican in public. Solidarity trumps truth and righteousness. 2. Always remember to use the deception that has brought us to power. For example, if you author a bill to raise taxes, name it “The Tax Reduction Bill.” If we need to confiscate more freedom, call the effort “The Increased Freedom Initiative.” That’s the way to get things done. By the time the “little people” figure it out, you will have stirred enough hatred against Republicans that they will still support you. 3. Whatever illegal and unethical thing Democrats are about to be exposed for doing, or are planning to do, instantly rush out and accuse Republicans of that exact infraction. Remember the 3 D’s. Distraction, diversion, and deception are our most powerful weapons. 4. Always stay vigilant and on guard against falling into the altruistic trap of American pride and patriotism. Those are weaknesses to the exploit. 5. Always consider bi-partisanship, compromise and “fairness” also as weaknesses to exploit. Lure Republicans into the false sense of bi-partisanship that will lower their guard, and they will be easier to destroy when you spring the trap. 6. Repeat a lie often enough for our voter base to accept it as truth. Always spin a defeat as a victory for your side and your opponent’s victory as a failure, no matter how uncomfortable you may be in doing so. Remember, our voters are emotional, not logical, and they easily led to think what we tell them to think, and repeat what we tell them to repeat. 7. Never take sides against the Democrat Party leadership. Stand with your party NO MATTER WHAT. Always discourage the voters from considering the consequences of Democrat proposed legislation, and instead appeal to their stronger emotional urges. Remember to stir hatred, envy, and the divisiveness of class warfare, and you will “own” your voter base forever. Party first, country…….never. There is NO time this will not apply. 8. Never miss an opportunity to adopt and use double standards. That’s powerful tool to use against our enemies. Hold them accountable to a different standard than we practice, and you will be rewarded by your emotion-driven voter base who will never notice the difference. 9. Always side with America’s enemies against her. Remember, you are both on the same side against American liberty manifested in capitalism. Find a way to present America’s enemies as “victims.” And remember to always describe treason as “patriotism.” 10. Endeavor to punish the innocent in order to avoid punishing the guilty. This is the purpose of the Department Homeland Security and the excuse we use to impose gun control.

      Very Good Davo.
      Did you write these yourself?

    • OxyCon

      Alex Alvarez said:
      I’m a she. And they’re serving drinks in here.

      How’s the Amaretto, Southern Comfort and sour mix?

    • Alex Alvarez

      OxyCon said:
      How’s the Amaretto, Southern Comfort and sour mix?

      I’ll be honest: It’s a little warm and has a not entirely pleasant aftertaste. But, hey. Open bar.

    • http://www.swissarmyjew.com Keeva

      Davo said:
      Seems like a good spot to re-post the “10 Commandments of the Democrat Playbook,” since Weiner, Schumer, and Frank are in today’s news. They NEVER fail to abide by all 10.

      10 Commandments of the Democrat Party Playbook

      1. Never concede a victory to Republicans, even if the nation suffers greatly as a result. If Republicans win an election, claim corruption and contest the outcome. Remember, no one has the right to be in power but Democrats. If all else fails, find an activist judge to overturn any Republican policy. Thwart the will of the people and the democratic process in any way necessary to get your way. Never forget………rules and civility are for wuss’s and not meant for you.

      Always campaign against every Republican bill in Congress or any Republican idea, no matter what the benefit to America may be. Never agree with a Republican in public. Solidarity trumps truth and righteousness.

      2. Always remember to use the deception that has brought us to power. For example, if you author a bill to raise taxes, name it “The Tax Reduction Bill.” If we need to confiscate more freedom, call the effort “The Increased Freedom Initiative.” That’s the way to get things done. By the time the “little people” figure it out, you will have stirred enough hatred against Republicans that they will still support you.

      3. Whatever illegal and unethical thing Democrats are about to be exposed for doing, or are planning to do, instantly rush out and accuse Republicans of that exact infraction. Remember the 3 D’s. Distraction, diversion, and deception are our most powerful weapons.

      4. Always stay vigilant and on guard against falling into the altruistic trap of American pride and patriotism. Those are weaknesses to the exploit.

      5. Always consider bi-partisanship, compromise and “fairness” also as weaknesses to exploit. Lure Republicans into the false sense of bi-partisanship that will lower their guard, and they will be easier to destroy when you spring the trap.

      6. Repeat a lie often enough for our voter base to accept it as truth. Always spin a defeat as a victory for your side and your opponent’s victory as a failure, no matter how uncomfortable you may be in doing so. Remember, our voters are emotional, not logical, and they easily led to think what we tell them to think, and repeat what we tell them to repeat.

      7. Never take sides against the Democrat Party leadership. Stand with your party NO MATTER WHAT. Always discourage the voters from considering the consequences of Democrat proposed legislation, and instead appeal to their stronger emotional urges. Remember to stir hatred, envy, and the divisiveness of class warfare, and you will “own” your voter base forever. Party first, country…….never. There is NO time this will not apply.

      8. Never miss an opportunity to adopt and use double standards. That’s powerful tool to use against our enemies. Hold them accountable to a different standard than we practice, and you will be rewarded by your emotion-driven voter base who will never notice the difference.

      9. Always side with America’s enemies against her. Remember, you are both on the same side against American liberty manifested in capitalism. Find a way to present America’s enemies as “victims.” And remember to always describe treason as “patriotism.”

      10. Endeavor to punish the innocent in order to avoid punishing the guilty. This is the purpose of the Department Homeland Security and the excuse we use to impose gun control.

      One could easily say the same things about both parties, since neither is honest, both are hopelessly corrupt and all either cares about is winning the next election no matter what.

    • Davo

      NORBIT Jr. said:
      Very Good Davo.
      Did you write these yourself?

      I merely observed the behavior of the Democrat over the past 40 years, and have summed-up their modus operandi in these 10 commandments. As time wears on, they are less and less inclined to attempt to hide their “party-first and country-never” priority.

    • Davo

      Keeva said:
      One could easily say the same things about both parties, since neither is honest, both are hopelessly corrupt and all either cares about is winning the next election no matter what.

      You, of course, would have to ignore the Tea Party to pretend that to be true. Conservatives are no where near as selfish and corrupt as Democrats have proven themselves to be. Make my day and ask me to prove that with documentation. Please…………..make my day………….

    • Davo

      Joseph Glackin said:
      Although, IF you substitute “Republican” for “Democratic” Party, (it is the DEMOCRATIC Party), you’ve got a very good description of the last ten years.

      Very good, Slackin’……………that’s Democrat commandment #3, used with perfect execution.

    • printbrat

      Weiner talks in circles – can’t stand him.

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