Chyron Of The Day: The San Francisco Sea Lions Hate America
Fox News, 11:40amET:
Look what you did, America? You made those famous sea lions at Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco go away. Thankfully, Fox News is all over this story.
So here’s the deal – almost all 1,700 sea lions at Pier 39 have just left. “Suddenly they’re pretty much gone,” said Happening Now anchor Jon Scott. “Droves of them just swam away beginning the day after Thanksgiving. So what happened?”
Well let’s ask Joe Cordero of the National Marine Fisheries Service, who was the expert guest in the segment. His theory: well, he had no theory.
So why did they leave? Maybe the sea lions just don’t want socialized medicine, right Glenn? Or maybe they’re just upset with all the ways America is destroying the environment, right Al? OR! Maybe they were mad because some asshole fisherman was shooting their buddy in the head.
In other news, it’s December 30.
Here’s the segment from this morning:
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