David Letterman’s Peers Take Aim; Well, Mainly His Rival Jay Leno

Ken Tucker wrapped up the rest of the late night Letterman jokes on EW.com. Jimmy Fallon had one: “There’s a new book out called ‘Why Women Have Sex’ that has a list of the 237 reasons why women have sex, and Letterman knows the top ten.”

Bill Maher was Bill Maher: “I’ve never had sex with members of my staff – the guests, yes, of course, but not the staff.”

And Conan O’Brien tried to avoid the issue, until his first guest Drew Carey brought it up. “Man, I would hate to be on opposite Letterman tonight with all that sex stuff going on,” joked Carey, to a “no comment” from O’Brien.

Jimmy Kimmel didn’t touch it, and Craig Ferguson, like Letterman himself, taped his Friday show on Thursday.

Here’s Leno’s monologue last night: