That’s just amazingly disgusting.

I’ve never understood if things like this are good or bad for a reporter’s career…

that’s what he gets for being out there…..also this storm is so overhyped and slow moving it should have Ryan Reynolds starring in it..

Fox News should take a lesson in “real journalism” from their local affiliates.

What a crappy thing to happen.

A sh!t storm indeed!

just desserts

Psst… it’s “organic matter,” not “organic batter.”

That poor bastard.

He just thought that Nickelodeon show was still on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyjkKBXX51s

Couldn’t happen to a better news network. ;-)

Seeing that “batter” is a mixture of things, I think it’s an appropriate use.

Probably crap pulled up from the oil spill…

Remember people talking about an oilcane?

I don’t remember which disaster movie it was when LA got demolished by tornadoes, but I do remember the news guy that got snuffed out by a bus!
I always think of that guy when I watch these guys.

I’d say Tucker Barnes is in it pretty deep, and not in a career advancing way.

No wonder I’ve always had an aversion to that “seafoam” candy my mom and aunt make every Christmas.

Hope he’s got his Hep C shot…

that shit eating grin on his face is fitting I suppose..

Soylent Foam is made from people!

Don’t taste it!

By the end of the interview, Tucker Barnes looks like he should be auditioning for the new Sigmond and the Sea Monsters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3U9BuOMkmM

It took a hurricane for this reporter to get swamped by raw sewage.

Not surprisingly, those phonies, liars, and scumbags on MSDNC swim in raw sewage every day.

[Raw sewage = liberal talking points.]

That is because Conservatives keep taking a giant sh!t on our nation.

The rest of us then have to swim in it.

Hmmm…usually Fox reporters are full of shit so it’s a nice change to see one covered in it.

OH THANKS FOR EXPLAINING YOUR METAPHOR, BECAUSE WE’RE ALL JUST AS DUMB AS YOU AND PROBABLY WOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN THAT UNLESS YOU HAD EXPLAINED IT TO US.

IN BREAKING NEWS:

Ocean City, Maryland is being covered tonight by large piles of foamy sticky green Oobleck. Even worse, Tucker “Bartholomew” Barnes has failed in his mission to rid the city of the Oobleck storm.

The King of Didd has been arrested and refuses to comment.

Damn Oobleck!

“To help solve the REAL issue, the governor has re-routed all funds being used for rescue efforts and dismantled the local aid agencies, police departments, hospitals and fire departments, and has instead used that money to fund a state-wide investigation into the muslim and gay communities. As we all know, the liberal muslim socialist Kenyan communist fruit loops who caused Hurricane Irene may yet still be at large. This is Tucker Barnes, for Fox NeAAAUUGGGHBBBLUGHBLUGGLUBGLUBkoffkoff–“

lol! is this meant to be considered as patriotic or professionalism? either way its dumb. Stay away from danger you jokers. 

“You mean PtesBammie couldn’t stop that mean ole hurri-can from raining on NYC?

I want my effing money back”

-0bama – Most Lies to the $ ;) -

This seems like a Bridget Jones segment… ick. I hope he didn’t catch anything. 

Most journalists are full of it, anyway.

Like I mentioned in another thread. Mediaite is a black site where intellect is stolen in the dead of night, tied up, blindfolded, and tortured to death all under the watchful eye of Donald Rumsfeld and Dan Abrams.

No one posted this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqNigBNUWOs

Looks like he’s covered in MSNBC foilage, to me. (or ‘hope and change’ leftovers)

The only chance for amoeba-like TV news reporters to ‘prove’ that they are ‘tough’ is when a big storm hits. “I’m going to tell everyone watching that it’s dangerous to be outside, but I’m going to stand outside myself so people will think, ‘Ohhhh..what a brave person!’ Trouble is, I end up looking MORE stupid than brave.”

I’m just sorry it wasn’t Geraldo Rivera.

LOOKING FOR WORK?

A Doctor from Israel says: “In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles’; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.”

The German doctor comments: “Thats nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person’s head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

A Russian doctor says: “Thats nothing either.  In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person’s chest, and in two 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

The American doctor answers immediately: “That’s nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us…in the USA (about 2 years ago) we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls… we made him President of the United States, and now… the whole country is looking for work!!!

The President was born in Hawaii.

Ever heard the “bescumbered?”  (Not found in every dictionary, is archaic)

Literally, means to throw feces at someone or something.

Moreover, in Europe, before the advent of sewers, was a form of punishment for petty crimes and misdemeanors.  The convicted would have their hands bound by rope, and were then pulled behind an Ox cart.  (I assume the rope was long?)  The citizenry would then have a marvelous time throwing out the content’s of privy buckets and chamber pots on the offender.

Hmm, I wonder if that would dissuade one from a life of crime?

Purveyor

What was the question a few days ago?  Who has a better sense of humor, Liberals or Conservatives?  LOL

I guess thats settled…HLO (haughty laugh out-loud)

Purveyor

Fact: The guy’s foam that’s all over him is the same color of his teeth. Whats up?

Kind of like a date with Madonna .

Be a long time before you feel clean again .

You’d be surprised at the number of Conservatives who think or suggest that the President was born in Kenya, so your haughty laugh out loud doesn’t mask the fact that you’re a fool.

And I’m a conservative and a patriot, bitch. I don’t like it when the rightfully-elected President, whom I voted against in 2008, is called a Kenyan socialist Muslim bent on destroying America.

THAT STINKS!

I show you Obama’s birth certificate if you show me Perry’s high school  diploma!!

How about a “knock, knock” joke?  Would that be acceptable to your PC sensibilities?  LOL

You know, I bet your’e a “mean drunk,” not a fun and playful drunk.  Am I right?  LOL

Hey JOSH, do you know why pink flamingoes stand on one leg…?   If they picked the other one up they’d fall down!!  LOL

Purveyor

Thats funny! LOL

That was just a reporter descending into his natural habitat.

That was just a reporter descending into his natural habitat.

Kind of like what ESPN did to Anzinger for criticizing Obama; while other ESPN contributors have criticized Palin and others – only Paul got some sh!t thrown at him by management.

Unbelievable.

Thou shalt not criticize Obama,, even though he is clearly the worst President evah!!!

Looks like the storm is moving on now….clearly over-hyped by the media.

I’d prefer to stay within the realm of humor, however:  Perry and other Conservative candidates all carry excess baggage, to greater or lesser degrees, by way of pandering to the “Religious Right.”

Overt religiosity, to the Left, is unpalatable.  Conversely, a Godless, Socialist Ideology would be just as “unpalatable” to the Right?  In America today, this has become one of the salient conundrums: What to do with the “excess baggage?”

Purveyor

He’ll clean up okay, but I don’t think that raw sewage will ever be gone from him.

I show you Obama’s birth certificate if you show me Perry’s high school diploma!!

Godless? Do you believe god sent his son to this world to inpregnate a  Palestinian virgin only to go on a suicide mission?

That’s what happens once you work for Faux News.

Calm down Slingblade.

He totalled the news van when he piled in.

do you think you have to believe that to believe in God?

Criticizing Palin is just too easy. That woman is just a no nothing bimbo.

Takes practice to be a moron I guess, you are great at it.

Not exactly or necessarily sewage. See salt water fish tank.  Proteins in the water  churned up.

Only a moron would get their “news” from Faux news. Moron.

Ok tell me which fairy tale you believe in.

Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

God created the universe, the rest is unknown

Time to recharge that Battery of yours….  Getting weak…  actually pretty much dead..

Then we must assume you get your news from FOX.

That looks like KO!

*crickets

*crickets x2   he’s here all week folks

Who created god?

Your the one who absolutely believes in some imaginary being

Do you work at the worst little whorehouse in Texas?

Its Sunday morning. Why are all of you religious zealots not in church?

its called faith, where did the universe come from?

Here’s the god you worship…  No thanks I perfer the teachings of the bible, you know the ten commands, family and fedility to one’s spouse.. the kind of things that when practiced over a lifetime leave one having lead a happy and fullfilled life,  that kinda stuff…  by you go ahead and worship this guy here – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkx8Xe7yiXY

I love it. Now where’s the rioting.

Go back to your hyping the news.

Wow! What a retort, tea bagger?

Blind faith. The universe was created by the big bang. Matter itself has always been and will always be. It’s called infinity.

Uhm, yeah. Proteins come out of what end of the fish, or human in this case..?

Uhm, yeah. Proteins come out of what end of the fish, or human in this case..?

Religion has caused more suffering then comfort. Most wars, the Crusades, 9/11,etc. It doesn’t unite people. Just divides them.

big bang? there was nothing then bang there was something. and you make fun of other people’s faith lol

There has always been matter.

Go to Apple “App store” & get. “Obama Clock.” $ .99

It’s great!

We’ve already seen Oblamers poorly fabricated bc, do you have the real one to show us? I didn’t think so!! How about showing us Oblamers academic records? Ohh thats right, those are sealed up with his medical records and passport that he has spent millions fighting to keep hidden.

There is a reason why he spends millions from producing a 15 dollar document….there is no question that he is hiding something that would be political suicide!

We know more about George Washington that our incompetent community organizer!!

you a scientist now? stephen hawkings doesn’t even believe that….so i guess you are using faith

As I posted before I am not a full blown atheist. I’m a practicing evangelical agnostic. As far as why we are here science is a more logical choice. Maybe there is a god.Maybe not.But I haven’t seen anyone lately get turned into a pilar of salt or have a burning bush follow me around. No one I known has actually seen anyone part the seas. Let’s see god created Adam. (1 person in the world)Adam was lonely so god created Eve out of one of his ribs. (now 2 people)They have 2 kids. Cain & Abel.(4 people)Cain kills Abel.( down to 3 people). Cain is banished from the garden but returns a few years later with his wife from a city?? Explain that one if you can.

Conseverative gibberish. Prove it.

Actually Stephen Hawking does believe there has always been matter.

I’ve been swimming all day in Raw Sewage and I love it.

even better retort with a childish name, straight out of middle school

i believe in God, not religion…..stephen hawking  “because there is a law such as gravity, the universe can and will create itself from nothing”

That a-boy, Krammer!

Has Rick Santorum been in the area ? ? ?

Theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking said in
an interview published Monday in the U.K.’s Guardian newspaper that he rejects the notion of Heaven Spontaneous creation is
the reason there is something rather than nothing, why the universe exists, why
we exist. It is not necessary to invoke God…” As
with any scientific explanation, we need a few “basic ingredients,” a minimum
amount of knowledge from which to build our models. The first ingredient we
need is the Big Bang model of cosmology. According to this model, a small
fraction of a second after the “beginning,” many kinds of particles and their
anti-particles, in equal amounts, roamed about and collided with each other
immersed in tremendous heat, as in a cosmic minestrone soup. ………………………Particles
are matter

I assume you get your news from blowhards

I assume you get your news from blowhards

a small fraction AFTER the beginning…thanks i see you agree

a small fraction AFTER the beginning…thanks i see you agree

a small fraction AFTER the beginning…thanks i see you agree

Can we just stop all this horrible faux hurricane news.

Particals are not matter? Then what are they?

I hope you are a Poe.  I hope you are being foolish and just clowning around.
Because if you are not, well I then pity you.  Please get some help.  Or maybe all you need to do is join in social activities.  Maybe volunteer to the organizing committee for a local festival, or something like that.

Good humor requires and element or realism attached to it in order to be funny. 

Don’t know what a “Poe” is…Did you want to debate any of the FACTS that I posted?

Sa†an’s Anus is unimpressed with your attempt at revealing sensationalism in news. A hurricane DID hit the East coast, whether you thought the coverage of said hurricane was overblown or not, your are WRONG to contend that the news of a hurricane is “faux”.

Sa†an’s Anus implores you to try harder, laggedout, for Sa†an’s Anus wants you to succeed. Consider less extreme language and Sa†an’s Anus will not have to excrete a foul-smelling, yellowish substance all over the content of your post.

You are hollow and Sa†an’s Anus pokes your ego with an excrement laden stick. 

can you read what you wrote, a fraction of a second “after” the beginning, particles a fraction of a second “after” the beginning…….not at the beginning

I was curious about this foam phenomenon, so checked it out.  The foam is caused, according to scientists, by impurities in the ocean, such as salts, chemicals, dead plants, decomposing fish, and excretions from seaweed. It becomes foam & forms foam waves, when all these things are tossed together during storms, or heavy waves.  

Link is to snopes where you can read a good discription of the foam, plus see some great photos of  a foam covered beach in Sydney Australia.

It’s really quite something.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/natural/seafoam.asp

I have never bben able to see why those fool reporters want to stand out there in the wind,rain  and spray while telling us it is raining and blowing.  Governor Martin O’Malleytold CNN to   Have Reporter Chris Lawrence “Get The Hell Out Of That Water”.  Just plain stupit.

That’s stupid.

He’s a Fox reporter so he’s used to wallowing in raw sewage.

Huh? (A non sequitur at the very least?)

Says who?

I Have in my journal an assertion that evolution, (perhaps the “big bang”) but, this is God’s paint brush, so to speak, and the universe, his canvass.

Furthermore, mankind tends to put creation, into a perspective he can comprehend: seconds, minutes hours, days, etc.  Ergo, how does an infinite, omnipotent power create in and on an infinite “universe”?  

Slowly, very slowly, At least to we humans. 

Hence, evolution is plausible as to how God creates?  Therefore, evolution and God are completely compatible.

Purveyor   (Note: this is but a brief passage in my journal, the makings of a thesis?)

You should read what Hawkin says about the “Big Bang” and the possible existence of god. Even Hawkin admits to the possibility.

People who believe in GOD is one thing but to have a renowned scientist who contemplates the development of the universe and black holes, well, that’s something to note.

As far as Atheists and Liberals trying to insult people with their nonsense about the time it took to create the heavens and the Earth, keep in mind that Time is irrelevant to a divine being, it is only relevant to mortals who try to define it.
Time was measured in “Light years” because scientist thought that the speed of light was constant. Only recently has it been found that it is not. It is affected by all kinds of different anomalies in physics, gravity for one. Your hypothesis that Religion and Science can co-exist is one that I’ve been studying for quite some time. Keep it up.

Also, religion is an invention of man, not God.

“TMP”

The ocean sneezed; ish. Where are those domes they said we’d be living in. Nature sucks!

The best part was when he reported on the taste and texture of it.  Fox news at it’s best.  Comedy gold, can’t wait to see this on the Daily Show tomorrow!!!!

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FASHION AND CHEAP GOODS FOR MAN AND WOMAN(BIKINI AND SH0ES etc.)

Believe you will love it.

we will give you a big discount

Opportunity knocks but once

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THEY ARE WORLD BRANDS!!!!!!

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Furthermore, isn’t it just typical, that a Liberal would try to define and force me to do it his way?

Cripes, you tell us us what eat, what to wear, what to drive, to smoke or not to smoke, now we have you, to tell us and define our humor and what we can laugh at!

TYPICAL!

yes the Birther issue was horrifying, but no more so than the Truther issue.  During the peak (Loose Change days) you’d be surprised how many “progressives” thought GWB demolished the Twin Towers…

You hurt Nature Freak’s feelings!

If any of you idiots knew anything about sewage processing, including the idiot reporters that wrote this story, is that it is highly unlikely this is raw sewage.  The OC treatment plant was shut down and the unprocessed sewage was put in either the pickled liquor tanks or holding tanks.  There were only less than 300 people in OC at the time of the storm.  Their sewage, very little, was left to back up in the pipes.

But don’t let facts get in the way of a good bash.  Idiots.

i’ll show you Perry’s Jr. Diploma if you can explain why the only things that Obama has received broad base support on from the American people were killing Solamli pirates, killing Yemenis with drones, sending tens of tens of thousands of troops to kill Afghanis, NOT closing gitmo, bombing Lybians, and invading Pakistan to kill Osama … bonus points if you can then explain how he won the nobel peace prize while doubling the number of “kinetic military overseas contingencies” our troops are now involved in.

You forgot Bin Laden

Can SOMEONE tell me the reason WHY we need to SEE a “reporter” standing between the camera and ANY Natural Disaster?

Forgive me, but I don’t give a RAT’S REAR END about the “on screen ‘talent’”!

It’s the HURRICANE (or Flood, or Fire, etc., etc., etc.) that’s the STORY, NOT some IDIOT standing in front of the camera getting who-knows-what dumped all over him!

Send a camera “person” out to the scene, let them take footage from INSIDE the safety of ANYWHERE, and let the damn reporter do the talking from some cozy studio somewhere warm, and dry, and safe!

I’ll grant you, it’s GOOD to have a reporter asking questions at a press conference, or talking to officials at the scene of a fire or a crime scene, but THEN, we’re seeing the OFFICIAL (not the “reporter”)!

Again, It AIN’T about the reporter, it’s about the STORY!

Great points Mark! Couldn’t have said it better myself. I wouldn’t worry though, only mind numbed sheep with IQ’s of 75 and below watch the mainstream “snooze” anyway! :-)

It’s actually soot from the planes that fly over the clouds. They drop large amounts of it into the cloud to weaken the intensity of the storm. You can find out about it at weather modification inc. The government has been using weather modification since the 60′s. They can sometimes actually steer a hurricane.  There is a NATO law that states governments can not use weather as a weapon.

It’s the Washington DC Fox news affiliate, brainiac, and like all local news in DC, it’s heavily pro-establishment and left-leaning.  Also, learn the difference between “it’s” and “its.”

Looks like raw frothy lubed fecal matter Santorum to me. Not that I know what raw frothy lubed fecal matter Santorum looks like in the first place. Just an educated guess judging by what the frothy lubed fecal matter Santorum politician looks like!

You know that while sloshing around in all of that frothy Santorum, Tucker Barnes totally got some of it in his mouth and up his nose.

Na. It’s definitely frothy Santorum.

They spell it “moran”.

I only get my Gnus from Faux.