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Local TV Food Segment Suggests Biscotti Goes Great With…Wait, What?

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Ah, local news: a neverending fountain of stream-of-consciousness obscenity shocking and awing myriad housewives all over the nation. Today’s profane slip-up comes to us from Ohio’s WFMJ, where “Nancy from Sparkle” has a bold and tasteful suggestion for combining sweet and savory: “biscotti does go great with cock.”

The segment, as the anchor explains before throwing to the makeshift kitchen studio where Nancy broadcasts from, is actually about coffee– “a necessity” for those watching the morning news, he suggests. To make the coffee experience more tasty, Nancy suggests biscotti, of which she is about to make the pistachio variety. And, yes, it should go great with coffee. Except, instead of “coffee,” she initially says “cock,” immediately, but with little fanfare, correcting herself. Throwing back to the anchor, he also fails to mention (or laugh at) her slip.

The clip via WFMJ below:

[h/t Gawker.tv]

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  • madtechie

    Meh!

  • http://TheDividedStatesBlog.com Publius219

    coffee/biscotti = cock. not unfathomable.

  • http://www.squidoo.com/lauriebethsgrotto Laurie Beth

    Really, who DOESN’T love local news?

  • david r

    I think she conflated “chocolate” and “coffee” and stopped in mid-syllable. Like a break in a musician’s playing.

  • njoy-d-ride

    Ahhh, Just a slip of the tongue.

  • OxyCon

    I think melon goes better with cock followed by some rump roast and a cherry pie desert.

  • Dem4Ever

    What woman doesn’t like a nice hot cup of cock in the morning.

  • MrTPar_taY

    Dem4Ever said:
    What woman doesn’t like a nice hot cup of cock in the morning.

    Instead of “woman” why not DemoKKKrupt instead?

  • Christinus

    She’s food make recipe presentation is excellent.I watch everyday this program. It is very informative to home lady ! http://www.healthproductreviewers.com/lean-muscle-x-review.html

  • kayecb

    I saw it online at a friends house. Its like a cross between a regular touristy travel show and one of those shows where people eat different kinds of local foods from various countries– except the guy is drinking booze and learning the drinking customs. It was pretty cool.

    http://www.yudu.com/item/details/308799/Press-Dough-Cookie-Maker-Review

  • ChrisNH

    YouTube…the worst invention EVER…to a local news amoeba. ‘Boom Goes the Dynamite’ on an hourly basis, captured and immortalized forever.

  • http://www.zazzle.com/talkingpoints NORBIT Jr.

    This required a headline story?

    How about running some threads on DEMONSTRABLE bias in LeftStream Media accounts – or non-accounts – of news items?

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