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3. Eliot Spitzer

The New York Post always manages to keep it simple, concise, and most of all classy. Spitzer’s face says it all – he looks just as dumbfounded as we all were when we found out about the thousands of dollars he was spending on a certain guilty pleasure named ‘Kristen’. The silly cover is topped off with a ‘HO NO!’ blurb that helped make the whole hookergate saga into the big joke that it became. But it looks like the laughs have subsided now that over a year has passed since Spitzer resigned. And we have a feeling that he’s making a comeback, one TV appearance at a time…

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