Bernie Sanders Blurs Reality, Follows Extra Wacky Twitter Parody Account of Himself


I have a dumb sense of humor. No, I mean it. It is d-u-m-b. I live for stupid novelty Twitter accounts. I cry actual tears over stupid novelty Twitter accounts. You know what, though? I don’t feel bad. On the contrary, I feel great about my dumb sense of humor because I am in good company.

I am in the company of a man who is running to be the president of the United States. No, not Donald Trump. He and I aren’t really into the same sorts of Twitter accounts. Bernie Sanders and I, however, both follow @BernieThoughts, which essentially means we are the same person, right?

It’s hilarious. When you read the @BernieThoughts tweets from Viceland’s Spencer Madsen, you can practically hear them in Sanders’ voice.

This one, for instance…

…is pretty much the essence of what happens in Sanders’ mind, I think.


My favorites:

Go check out the account. You won’t be sorry. If it is good enough for the official @SenSanders account to follow, it is good enough for you!

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For an endless stream of @BernieThoughts retweets, follow Lindsey on Twitter.

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