NY Cop’s Profane Rant Caught On Tape: ‘My D**k Will Go In Your Mouth And Come Out Your Ear’


I love New York. My adopted home is the most wonderful place in the world. There’s all the history in the streets, the beauty in the skyline, and, most importantly, the poetry in the language. I guess what I’m saying, is that New Yorkers know how to curse at each other. However, recently, I’ve become disheartened. Watching the way folks like the British swear, I’ve begun to worry that we may have lost our throne. Which is why I’m so glad to see this cell phone footage of NYPD Sgt. Lesly Charles. Now this guy knows how to be profane.

Normally surreptitiously videotaped film of police officers acting out is depressing and awful, but you have to give credit to a guy who curses with the magic of a David Mamet character. Just look at some of these quotes from the tape obtained by The New York Post:

“I’ll take my gun and put it up your ass and then I’ll call your mother afterwards. You understand that?”

“I’m here every fucking day. I don’t go home. I have no life. No kids. I do what I do.’’

“This is my street. All right? If you got to play tough, that’s your problem … I do whatever the fuck I want.”

“Your pretty face — I like it very much. My dick will go in your mouth and come out your ear. Don’t fuck with me. All right?”

“I have the long dick. You don’t.”

And the best part?

“Charles, reached at home yesterday, said, ‘I’m just doing God’s work. You know I can’t comment . . . Have a blessed day.’”

I want to watch a movie about this guy so bad. God bless New York!

Watch the video from The New York Post below. NSFW language (obviously):

(h/t Gothamist)

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